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13. I've also been told that small rodents, many of them bleeding from the anus, have been spotted ...

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 04:10 PM

Feb 2013

near Senator Cruz's home. I have no evidence that he fucks squirrels in the ass, but the question is out there. The American people deserve to know, so what say you, Teddy?

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Senator Ted Cruz Has Avoided Many Important and Uncomfortable Questions [View all] 20score Feb 2013 OP

Love it! punkin87 Feb 2013 #1

Thanks! 20score Feb 2013 #42

Message auto-removed zeke_be_in_va Feb 2013 #47

You Know,Sir, I have Read That On The Internet: It Is Out There, And We Deserve Answers The Magistrate Feb 2013 #2

Yes, Some People are saying that very thing. Jackpine Radical Feb 2013 #27

Indeed, I want to know what Senor Cruz has been up to! suede1 Feb 2013 #3

This came up for discussion today at work... Firebrand Gary Feb 2013 #4

Senator Ted Cruz is a pedophile upi402 Feb 2013 #5

I want to know if that was REALLY water in Sen. Rubio's water bottle. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2013 #6

Well, if you're insinuating that it was heroin water, as so many people are, valerief Feb 2013 #10

It was heroin laced with meth TxDemChem Feb 2013 #14

And he's yet to refute this!!!! nt valerief Feb 2013 #16

I believe I saw something on the internet that it was the tears of deflowered virgins... WCGreen Feb 2013 #29

POLAND > VODKA!!! elleng Feb 2013 #22

Boom! And let us not forget that Senator Cruz has repeatedly dodged valerief Feb 2013 #7

I wanna see proof that he's not a Communist spy jsr Feb 2013 #8

I think the fact that Ted Cruz he doesn't answer these questions only makes him seem guilty... Walk away Feb 2013 #9

I've heard that Senator Cruz is openly a homosapien. krispos42 Feb 2013 #11

Congress is full them! So, it is rumored. 20score Feb 2013 #12

I've also been told that small rodents, many of them bleeding from the anus, have been spotted ... 11 Bravo Feb 2013 #13

Still hasn't answered that question. 20score Feb 2013 #32

He has never, once, denied participation in 9-11. russspeakeasy Feb 2013 #15

Proof positive he blew up NYC. nt valerief Feb 2013 #17

Absolutely ! russspeakeasy Feb 2013 #41

I am glad you have started looking into this McCarthy wannbe. pennylane100 Feb 2013 #18

Some people say CitizenPatriot Feb 2013 #19

Check out the ted cruz facebook page - OMG...someone must be on vacation and not cleaning his FB riverbendviewgal Feb 2013 #20

This is mine! NightOwwl Feb 2013 #23

Very true riverbendviewgal Feb 2013 #25

I have word from an excellent animal source that lob1 Feb 2013 #28

they are cleaning it up now CatWoman Feb 2013 #46

I appreciate the humor in the above posts! But...... northoftheborder Feb 2013 #21

Like Lyndon Johnson once said - Make him deny it. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2013 #24

Unfortunately, it works. 20score Feb 2013 #44

Cruz wants to dish it out? NightOwwl Feb 2013 #26

you should post this on his Facebook page CatWoman Feb 2013 #30

Hope someone does. 20score Feb 2013 #35

I believe Senator Cruz was involved with the killing of Paul McCartney and replacing him WCGreen Feb 2013 #31

I watched that hearing and found Cruz frightening. Suich Feb 2013 #33

Suich! 20score Feb 2013 #34

January sucked big time but I'm clawing my way back! Suich Feb 2013 #37

Write me any time, my friend. 20score Feb 2013 #38

Someone gave me a heart! suede1 Feb 2013 #36

Congrats! 20score Feb 2013 #45

Yes, it may indeed be snark, but it's snark I can take guilty pleasure in derby378 Feb 2013 #39

Thanks much! 20score Feb 2013 #40

Is Ted Cruz a real American? IggleDoer Feb 2013 #43

Check out wiki...very interesting riverbendviewgal Feb 2013 #48