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The Velveteen Ocelot

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93. Hahahahahaha!
Fri Feb 1, 2013, 09:32 PM
Feb 2013

To each his own, I guess. I do prefer Gervais' Office. I do watch the BBC, never Fox, and I've never seen a single minute of Two and a Half Men. The Daily Currant is crude and lame, seldom clever, and your post is insulting.

I was really hoping that wasn't satire. denverbill Feb 2013 #1
I think it is. Going to the home page, it's full of close, but not quite believable stories. freshwest Feb 2013 #94
There is also no listing for a restaurant of that name in Palm Beach Warpy Feb 2013 #102
Once I read... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #112
But the statement was true. sigh. BootinUp Feb 2013 #118
True. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #119
Onionid Spin-Off site (sadly) panzerfaust Feb 2013 #133
No it couldn't el_bryanto Feb 2013 #2
Now see this attitude is something that I DO NOT GET,,,,,,, socialist_n_TN Feb 2013 #89
And you would expect a restaurant owner to do this el_bryanto Feb 2013 #137
Rush is self-marginalizing, es cierto! Coyotl Feb 2013 #3
Pinche Rush! - n/t coalition_unwilling Feb 2013 #25
El es un pendejo MAS GRANDE!!! AAO Feb 2013 #42
Allow me to say in Japanese... AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #62
COOL! MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #64
guess i should throw in a translation.. AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #65
Thanks, AsahinaKimi MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #66
That sounds like a great idea... AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #68
sumimasen de arimasu.... keroro gunsou Feb 2013 #126
I like The Daily Currant. HappyMe Feb 2013 #4
That would have been a gem on Youtube! dmosh42 Feb 2013 #5
What I don't get joeunderdog Feb 2013 #57
I like yo' sense of humor n/t golfguru Feb 2013 #127
Ir a tomar una caminata, El Gordo Blue Owl Feb 2013 #6
Yep!!! n/t RKP5637 Feb 2013 #9
... about time assholes like this were shown the door and told to go eat in some racist shit hole. RKP5637 Feb 2013 #7
One can only wish for the day when hateful bigots like him are shunned libtodeath Feb 2013 #8
This comment itself is hateful. ricandersen Feb 2013 #45
Wanting bigots shunned is hateful? libtodeath Feb 2013 #48
Oh my god, what a fucking stupid comment. Zoeisright Feb 2013 #60
Hmmmmm zappaman Feb 2013 #69
You are on the wrong site. FiveGoodMen Feb 2013 #84
Oh what HORSESHIT....... socialist_n_TN Feb 2013 #90
Only if you think Limbaughs words are not hurtful to non whites uponit7771 Feb 2013 #97
look a troll! stonecutter357 Feb 2013 #130
glad it was just satire Zax2me Feb 2013 #10
cool story, bro RandiFan1290 Feb 2013 #33
Nope Gary 50 Feb 2013 #131
Will this thread survive a jury? Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #11
That site really needs to learn a thing or two about satire. EOTE Feb 2013 #12
This. Jamaal510 Feb 2013 #24
When the manager calls Rush a 'pendejo,' even the grimmest among us coalition_unwilling Feb 2013 #27
Agreed RudynJack Feb 2013 #75
I'd never heard of it before, but I had a look nxylas Feb 2013 #128
Agree 100% Blecht Feb 2013 #83
Well done! Baitball Blogger Feb 2013 #13
I hate these kinds of threads. Whisp Feb 2013 #14
Daily Current threads really need to contain the "satire" smilie PADemD Feb 2013 #15
I realized the article was a satire when I read what Rush ordered .... DreamGypsy Feb 2013 #16
What I find truly sad about this incident Tagish_Charlie Feb 2013 #17
What I find truly sad about this comment ricandersen Feb 2013 #46
And you would deny him his moment of happiness. nm rhett o rick Feb 2013 #58
Making fun of Rush is a good thing my friend. hrmjustin Feb 2013 #96
Aww geez, can you tag the title w/ "satire" pls? Myrina Feb 2013 #18
You should have known instantly it was satire. Chipper Chat Feb 2013 #77
I agree, it's not funny, but it is satire: Aldo Leopold Feb 2013 #19
I dunno. I didn't see any exaggeration or ridicule in this "satire". Bucky Feb 2013 #74
Wow! kentuck Feb 2013 #20
they did make it up, sad to say. BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #23
My fault! kentuck Feb 2013 #26
No racists. LOL! Buzz Clik Feb 2013 #21
Damn It! I Fell for It As Well cer7711 Feb 2013 #22
There you have it Berlum Feb 2013 #28
Drat - thought is was real Smilo Feb 2013 #29
re: Rush Limbaugh Denied Service at Mexican Restaurant allan01 Feb 2013 #30
Talk about having your bubble burst! ThingsGottaChange Feb 2013 #31
JA-JA-JA-JA-JA-JA!!!! Iggo Feb 2013 #32
The daily currant really really sucks at writing satire CBGLuthier Feb 2013 #34
Yeh, it lacked that Onion oomph. Bucky Feb 2013 #73
That bill would have been at least $250.00, since he was dining alone Motown_Johnny Feb 2013 #35
F#%&ing Pendejo! That Sums Up Rush in a Nutshell mckara Feb 2013 #36
That would be a sight to see liberal N proud Feb 2013 #37
That is BEAUTIFUL!!!! lexw Feb 2013 #38
When he started donco Feb 2013 #39
He is a fucking pendejo Gman Feb 2013 #40
He sure the fuck IS! MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #63
Finally, the thread is back on topic Coyotl Feb 2013 #111
I used to know a girl like you in high school JohnnyRingo Feb 2013 #41
Hahaha, babylonsister Feb 2013 #50
Lo siento señor pero no tenemos muchachos aquí. lpbk2713 Feb 2013 #43
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ilsa Feb 2013 #80
Yep. That would have topped it off.......... socialist_n_TN Feb 2013 #91
SATIRE ALERT!!! (just so you know) nt dsharp88 Feb 2013 #44
Lindsey Graham Says Hagel ‘Just A Big Tease’ farminator3000 Feb 2013 #47
This message was self-deleted by its author Hard Assets Feb 2013 #49
Satire just as delicious a story Blue4Texas Feb 2013 #51
Awww. Fake. nt MADem Feb 2013 #52
Alright. Now there is a man with balls. southernyankeebelle Feb 2013 #53
Another satire story? jambo101 Feb 2013 #54
Rush = pendejo exxo1111 Feb 2013 #55
Rush give penejos a bad name... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #113
I would hope any restaurant would just sprinkle his food with Haldol siligut Feb 2013 #56
Put it in a ketchup bottle and shove it up your *beep*! Kalidurga Feb 2013 #59
WhatdoyouMEAN??? I'm Rush LIMBAUGH!!! MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #61
"But this Limbaugh guy is a f**king pendejo. We serve a lot of families here." arely staircase Feb 2013 #67
Gracias missuscaptain Feb 2013 #70
That might be . . . another_liberal Feb 2013 #71
The poor thing had to settle for a Big Bite hotdog & Slurpee at 7-Eleven. pacalo Feb 2013 #72
If only this wasn't satire sakabatou Feb 2013 #76
Remember how shocked Scumbaugh was when he went to malaise Feb 2013 #78
The sign should read penndragon69 Feb 2013 #79
Think Rush will get the message? randr Feb 2013 #81
It's satire, and lame at that. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2013 #82
This is How Good Satire is Done TheDailyCurrant Feb 2013 #92
Hahahahahaha! The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2013 #93
+1000 cyberswede Feb 2013 #95
Why is this insulting, because your opinion differs? nt babylonsister Feb 2013 #101
I get it. This post of yours is satire. n/t PoliticAverse Feb 2013 #99
Thanks for piping up, and you must know about DU. babylonsister Feb 2013 #103
What? This didn't really occur? Ian Iam Feb 2013 #85
This message was self-deleted by its author catbyte Feb 2013 #86
Should have served Limbaugh. bluestate10 Feb 2013 #87
UUGh he is already too big of a gas bag! lunasun Feb 2013 #108
"No civility, no soul, no service"? Works for me. MrModerate Feb 2013 #88
Rush on Frijoles! salinen Feb 2013 #98
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! rjimdem19679 Feb 2013 #100
Message auto-removed BobFromNY5 Feb 2013 #104
Good. I like these dailycurrant stories. Canuckistanian Feb 2013 #105
This is so fake, but I wish this would actually happen. Dash87 Feb 2013 #106
Message auto-removed blacksheep2013 Feb 2013 #107
Brilliant!!! supercats Feb 2013 #109
Awww. It's satire. Apophis Feb 2013 #110
me too 47of74 Feb 2013 #114
Dang, I was so hoping that was real. Blue_In_AK Feb 2013 #115
Oh, he would never do that mostlyconfused Feb 2013 #116
Damn, it's satire tavalon Feb 2013 #117
Good. jamal49 Feb 2013 #120
This message was self-deleted by its author Hulk Feb 2013 #121
Damn Damn Damn ReRe Feb 2013 #122
The guy voted for his pawn. Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2013 #123
Even though it's fake politicasista Feb 2013 #124
Dumb qw3rty3 Feb 2013 #125
Unlikely. Unless he acted like an asshole in there, the owner could be sued for discrimination. RBInMaine Feb 2013 #129
That was so good until the bottom... oye. n/t Agschmid Feb 2013 #132
THIS STORY IS FAKE! liberalicious Feb 2013 #134
It was a lot of fun though. hrmjustin Feb 2013 #135
i wish it were true too,,, sadly trying to debunk it now s endless liberalicious Feb 2013 #136
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