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In reply to the discussion: I Need Fifteen Followers!! [View all]Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)37. I thought of doing this a long time ago.
I became ordained through ULC just so I could marry one of my closest friends (my sister, by soul) and her partner. Well, that didn't work out (it's a good thing).
Now, I've got this piece of paper and nowhere to go. Years ago, when they threatened Twinkies the first time, I was going to start the Church of the Holy Snack Cake. Not because I like Twinkies, I hate them, but I felt that it was an American tradition and was threatening our freedom or sumthin'.
I'd be willing to be co-pastorette. I'd even be willing to supply the sake (I don't like wine).
Edit: You'll have to drop the Packers thing though. Otherwise, Sundays will be a little tense. /ahem Bears fan.
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If you swear your allegiance to me, I will send you a certificate of living Sainthood.
reverend_tim
Jan 2013
#59
In my Denomination a big bottle of Sapphire and Canada Dry tonic water can get you all most anything
reverend_tim
Feb 2013
#106
Forget Monsignor, I'm definitely in, and admire a pastor with a great sense of humor. Gawd bless.
monmouth3
Jan 2013
#6
Just reassure me I'll not be #13...just hip-pocket my email app before or after...K?
libdem4life
Jan 2013
#22
and talk like a physicist day is the 14th.. that might be a conflict too
Voice for Peace
Jan 2013
#75
Can I be Bishop In Charge of Selling Indulgences and Other Naughty Things?
LondonReign2
Jan 2013
#26
100 points for having Nicaea, schism, and Sheboygan in the same post! Gotta love DU.
FailureToCommunicate
Jan 2013
#48
"Eternal life". Hmmm...I don't think Social Security is going to be happy about that.
Fire Walk With Me
Jan 2013
#68
I've been a member since 1986 so it would be tougher to leave than Katie Holmes ditching Tom.
TexasTowelie
Jan 2013
#97
just use your immediate family or friends and give everyone a 10% tax shelter.
NuttyFluffers
Jan 2013
#86
Cool. How about a church circle? We all create our own churches and join each other's
Egalitarian Thug
Jan 2013
#91
As His Most Gracious, Holy, Infallible Keeper Of All Secrets Of The Universe Pope Ikonoklast I,
Ikonoklast
Feb 2013
#116
The consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is expressly forbidden (nt)
Jeff In Milwaukee
Feb 2013
#122