Welcome to DU, JoeBlowToo! (Reply #129)

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Tue Jan 29, 2013, 08:50 PM

calimary (61,702 posts)

129. Welcome to DU, JoeBlowToo!

Glad you're here! This is hilarious! I don't care if it was staged. It's still a gun buffoon demonstrating how he gets his!

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153 replies	Author	Time	Post
"I Just F*cking Shot Myself" [View all]	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	OP
-_-	JaneyVee	Jan 2013	#1
...	Chorophyll	Jan 2013	#44
-..__...	Electric Monk	Jan 2013	#92
well	progressoid	Jan 2013	#48
this could be a faked video, of course	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#121
Looks like it lines up perfectly to me.	TroglodyteScholar	Jan 2013	#125
Having worked as a Paramedic	Tagish_Charlie	Jan 2013	#128
The guy said it is a 45 straight jacket.	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#132
Because bullets ALWAYS go perfectly straight, right?	marble falls	Jan 2013	#145
Yes, at that range exiting the barrel, they're trajecting very straight as they enter the "target"	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#147
"Feel your own body..."	greiner3	Jan 2013	#149
By the Divinyls.	blahblah98	Jan 2013	#152
You are giving this guy a lot of credit. I wonder how much direction one needs to shoot oneself.....	marble falls	Jan 2013	#153
Not only is he a idiot	newfie11	Jan 2013	#2
lol dumbass. but most defensive shooting is close up i shoot every week at ranges of three to five	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#3
That's the part they don't show in movies	tavalon	Jan 2013	#4
yup but practice makes perfect. ive spent years working on my muscle memory	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#8
You are somebody who is safe to carry a gun	tavalon	Jan 2013	#24
Are you a cop or just a really conscientious gun owner?	tavalon	Jan 2013	#38
You are very strongly making the point that a lot of training	SheilaT	Jan 2013	#64
yup it takes training and practice. but even if you have only fired a gun once it dosent negate the	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#65
You have to balance that with the far more likely chance of harming yourself	Lordquinton	Jan 2013	#107
no if you keep it in the holster then its perfectly safe. if you need to use it then	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#110
So you never take your weapon out of it's holster, ever?	Lordquinton	Jan 2013	#113
children can reach for it when its holstered and its perfectly safe i just dont allow it	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#116
This message was self-deleted by its author	CBGLuthier	Jan 2013	#150
Not necessarily	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#75
nobodies perfect whether its using a gun car sex toy or chainsaw	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#77
...Somenone's going to ask, it might as well be me...	Scootaloo	Jan 2013	#138
guns are inherently unsafe	bl968	Jan 2013	#115
no more than any other piece of machinery if handled improperly	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#123
I have met this ass on several occasions.	Separation	Jan 2013	#144
Keep practicing	SecularMotion	Jan 2013	#23
havent seen the movie may just have to	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#28
When I carried,	Lionessa	Jan 2013	#73
i carry all the time and always have a round chambered as its awkward to draw and then rack a round.	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#74
I understand, it definitely meant more practice and more general awareness so that	Lionessa	Jan 2013	#94
You don't consider that a bit too dangerous? Sounds way dangerous.	Ed Suspicious	Jan 2013	#104
no its not dangerous its the state the glock was designed for	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#109
Well, be careful,	jerseyjack	Jan 2013	#112
havent done it yet touch wood.	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#114
So, just out of curiosity . . .	MrModerate	Jan 2013	#118
there is no regimen just preparing yourself and being aware you may have to shoot	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#122
Okaaay . . . so where do do you live . . .	MrModerate	Jan 2013	#140
I have to defend the poor schmuck	Warpy	Jan 2013	#96
That's just freakin' awesome	hogwyld	Jan 2013	#5
Check this out, one of his disciples in arms	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#78
Yes, you are	tavalon	Jan 2013	#6
I know	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#10
Not to worry, he doesn't know how to draw and he won't likely be carrying again	tavalon	Jan 2013	#12
A good cameraman is hard to come by	TrogL	Jan 2013	#67
A tripod shot. He hobbled to his camera to get his face in the scene. Was he really shot? Faked?	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#79
It seems pretty real to me	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#84
If it is faked, the flash is because he used a blank for the shot. Check the kickback!!	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#119
Even a blank at that range can hurt or kill	tavalon	Jan 2013	#105
Not at that angle and not if you prepare for it with good clothing.	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#120
Jon Erik-Hexum and Brandon Lee.	Manifestor_of_Light	Jan 2013	#137
This message was self-deleted by its author	Maynar	Jan 2013	#139
I'm dyin' heah!....	monmouth3	Jan 2013	#14
American Exceptionalism	amuse bouche	Jan 2013	#7
dude theres worse from other parts of the world its not just an american thing to screw up	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#9
Nope, but it's pretty American to make a song and send it over the internet	tavalon	Jan 2013	#13
lol i dont know i watched one the other day where a guy cleans a rpg tube with some t shirts	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#18
Well	amuse bouche	Jan 2013	#20
best ones are the people driving texting and doing makeup at the same time	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#22
Wow, that's sad	tavalon	Jan 2013	#32
And only Americans crow about their "2nd Amendment" rights!	George II	Jan 2013	#47
And they are clueless as to	amuse bouche	Jan 2013	#59
I love this so much	alcibiades_mystery	Jan 2013	#11
I see your redneck and raise you a cop.	dairydog91	Jan 2013	#15
i love this one seen it at every range class ive done since it went viral.	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#19
I call with a bevvy of idiots	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#27
My Mom's Gonna Kill Me OMG! BAWHAHAHAHA	Lesmoderesstupides	Jan 2013	#31
ROFLMAO and more - OOOO Mama gonna kill me!	rurallib	Jan 2013	#54
Pretty funny, but also incredibly scary.	EOTE	Jan 2013	#70
Okay, that was so hilarious, I actually had to go find my inhaler	tavalon	Jan 2013	#35
You take care now, ya hea?	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#55
dea agent?	hockeynut57	Jan 2013	#41
And then there are the REAL pros.	oneshooter	Jan 2013	#124
these guys are very impressive	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#126
Why do they show some guy using a calculator to compute the time?	VWolf	Jan 2013	#142
Love that one. nt	SunSeeker	Jan 2013	#42
They showed us this in our CCW class	obamanut2012	Jan 2013	#56
I love that at :51 he snaps his finger like "oh darn"	grantcart	Jan 2013	#57
Schadenfreude	KarenS	Jan 2013	#16
Thank you so much!	Shrike47	Jan 2013	#17
Well, I know what I'll be singing the rest of the day.	Brickbat	Jan 2013	#21
If only that leg had been armed!	JoeBlowToo	Jan 2013	#25
Of couuuuuurse!	grahamhgreen	Jan 2013	#51
Actually, you wouldn't have to pull it out of the holster...	KansDem	Jan 2013	#61
Now that is funny!	JoeBlowToo	Jan 2013	#62
ROFL!	City Lights	Jan 2013	#80
Welcome to DU, JoeBlowToo!	calimary	Jan 2013	#129
His follow up is HILARIOUS.	Brickbat	Jan 2013	#26
ROFL	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#30
What a dumbsass!	jpak	Jan 2013	#36
Slicky Beans?	crim son	Jan 2013	#39
He had me at "tragic firearms accident."	Chorophyll	Jan 2013	#49
OMG, he ends it by urging people to join the NRA.	SunSeeker	Jan 2013	#76
I bet the NRA is working on a Poster Boy deal worth millions as we speak	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#81
Notice at 1:12 he thanks 3 people	Son of Gob	Jan 2013	#97
WOW! Good catch.	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#134
Ok I think I've seen enough of this idiot's leg to last a lifetime	VWolf	Jan 2013	#143
If only a little higher he could apply for a Darwin Award honorable mention	liberal N proud	Jan 2013	#29
Haha!	Shadowflash	Jan 2013	#33
A Stephanie Miller Classic!!	bullwinkle428	Jan 2013	#34
OK, as a responsible gun owner who teaches safety classes...	sarisataka	Jan 2013	#37
yeah the guy broke all the rules of gun safety. last i heard he was trying to sue for his hurt prid	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#45
Stuff happens.	Nolimit	Jan 2013	#40
Anyone remember the time that Senator Richard Shelby shot himself at a GUN SHOW!?!?	George II	Jan 2013	#43
Sen. Richard Shelby: No ban on assault rifles (video)	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#82
Brilliant. nt	SunSeeker	Jan 2013	#46
R#48 & K, for, I thought it was Ted f***ing NUGENT!1 n/t	UTUSN	Jan 2013	#50
I need that	Smilo	Jan 2013	#52
Brilliant!	Blue Belle	Jan 2013	#53
Assuming that's a 1911, he's incredibly irresponsible AND incompetent	sir pball	Jan 2013	#58
Is this real, or staged?	Ian Iam	Jan 2013	#60
It was enhanced	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#66
Sure looks faked.	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#91
Sure looks FAKED to me. Glad I'm not the only one seeing the "holes" in story.	Coyotl	Jan 2013	#148
"Am I a bad, bad girl?"	KansDem	Jan 2013	#63
LOL	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#69
This is so funny and that's not a good thing	life long demo	Jan 2013	#68
... a year later ...	ashling	Jan 2013	#71
Thanks for posting that!	kentauros	Jan 2013	#83
Well, I did admit to being a very bad girl for laughing	Oilwellian	Jan 2013	#85
Yes, I know you said that,	kentauros	Jan 2013	#89
I just sent the video URL to a heavily armed wingnut of my acquaintance	Jackpine Radical	Jan 2013	#72
You would probably call me "heavily armed" and possibly even a ...	spin	Jan 2013	#86
This person is the new "Morans" guy that represents Rightwing nutjobs everywhere. nt	stevenleser	Jan 2013	#87
I think I hurt myself laughing. :-)	JaneFordA	Jan 2013	#88
But wait, isn't he a highly trained professional?	WHEN CRABS ROAR	Jan 2013	#90
yes and he made every mistake you can.	loli phabay	Jan 2013	#99
That is hilarious!	kentuck	Jan 2013	#93
The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways nt	mikekohr	Jan 2013	#95
"A Year After I Shot Myself"	frogmarch	Jan 2013	#98
I just F*cking peed myself!	Boudica the Lyoness	Jan 2013	#100
re:I Just F*cking Shot Myself"	allan01	Jan 2013	#101
I am glad they didn't have to put that on his tombstone...	Kalidurga	Jan 2013	#102
Hey dufus, lift the gun by the handle, not the trigger.	alfredo	Jan 2013	#103
guy blew his thumb off on National Geo's "Preppers" show. Video is in youtube	Liberal_in_LA	Jan 2013	#106
Yep, that one was classic.	laundry_queen	Jan 2013	#111
Cute! I wish all "proud gun owners" would be force to watch this for 6 hours straight!	MindandSoul	Jan 2013	#108
Oh God	gasser85	Jan 2013	#117
Great version of an old video!	ManiacJoe	Jan 2013	#127
This message was self-deleted by its author	Skittles	Jan 2013	#130
Those automatics . . .	another_liberal	Jan 2013	#131
ROFLMAO !!! - K & R !!!	WillyT	Jan 2013	#133
I know two right wing gun nuts	B Calm	Jan 2013	#135
very	mettamega	Jan 2013	#136
I want this for a ringtone for a friend of mine.... :D	dorksied	Jan 2013	#141
LOL!!!	greytdemocrat	Jan 2013	#146
Uhhh,	greiner3	Jan 2013	#151

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