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ROFLMBO!!!!! That is so republican! nt mfcorey1 Jan 2013 #1
I, for one, expect a FULL TELEVISED HEARING! pepperbear Jan 2013 #2
Yea.She is so sweet and pretty. Maybe we could hear some more singing even if it is on tape. The Wielding Truth Jan 2013 #16
I knew this had to be Borowitz octoberlib Jan 2013 #3
My first thought was the Onion truebluegreen Jan 2013 #10
still looking for the onion in the link.... robinlynne Jan 2013 #55
Where is Darrell Issa when you need him? nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #4
Hilarious ... Trajan Jan 2013 #5
Yes, because everything Beyonce does is a threat to national security and our Cleita Jan 2013 #6
some trolls have put us on elevated alert of this calamitous injury to our country tnvoter Jan 2013 #7
Rand Paul again? BlueMTexpat Jan 2013 #8
ha ha samsingh Jan 2013 #9
BEYONCÉ is the new BENGHAZI jberryhill Jan 2013 #11
Uma. Oprah. Oprah. Uma...nt SidDithers Jan 2013 #50
OMG! He MUST resign or be IMPEACHED! pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #12
Sweet. K&R 99Forever Jan 2013 #13
I know this is borowitz, but, the sad thing is, I can just HEAR some of those dumb, damned niyad Jan 2013 #14
Poe's Law in action. nt tblue37 Jan 2013 #25
Fox news will proclaim liberals want his immediate resignation Coyotl Jan 2013 #63
Resign before they IMPEACH him! Cha Jan 2013 #15
FFS! William769 Jan 2013 #17
Notice how Beyonce and Benghazi sound similar? joeybee12 Jan 2013 #18
The sad thing... GoCubsGo Jan 2013 #19
I'm sure Sen. McCain will have some questions he needs answered. MNBrewer Jan 2013 #20
Yeah, like "Where's my Metamucil?", and "Who hid my stool softener?" 11 Bravo Jan 2013 #34
And "who egged and TP'd my house again!". AAO Jan 2013 #88
He knew it was lip-syncing beforehand, but said nothing to those who could do something!! Beartracks Jan 2013 #74
very funny, good find maggiesfarmer Jan 2013 #21
This isn't a joke? jimlup Jan 2013 #22
Like The Onion... The Borowitz Report is SATIRE. Tx4obama Jan 2013 #27
thanks jimlup Jan 2013 #37
How can this not be from the Onion? Oh, KittyWampus Jan 2013 #23
LOL. Brilliant. Cali_Democrat Jan 2013 #24
Very Funny and Appropriate kairos12 Jan 2013 #26
Sorry mega rich entertainers and the Hollywood elite Cynicus Emeritus Jan 2013 #28
Okay, I'm calling you whatever NBachers Jan 2013 #76
+1 n/t zappaman Jan 2013 #80
this is from the Onion right? limpyhobbler Jan 2013 #29
Funny! hrmjustin Jan 2013 #30
It would've been nice to have a disclaimer in the O.P., Jamaal510 Jan 2013 #31
There's a link in the OP. How hard is it to click on it and check for yourself? scarletwoman Jan 2013 #59
Okay, not everybody follows political satire that closely. Jamaal510 Jan 2013 #72
LOL !!! - Ok... THAT... Was Good !!! - Thank You, LOL !!! WillyT Jan 2013 #32
lol fishwax Jan 2013 #33
These days you never know for sure that it's humor wryter2000 Jan 2013 #35
That's true. zappaman Jan 2013 #36
The real GOP gives The Onion's headline writers headaches. baldguy Jan 2013 #38
My favorite headline... wryter2000 Jan 2013 #40
This one after Sandy Hook summed up how many felt... zappaman Jan 2013 #42
This one was eerily accurate NewJeffCT Jan 2013 #66
I knew it was a joke but looked at the link just to be sure treestar Jan 2013 #78
Borowitz is hilarious. JohnnyRingo Jan 2013 #39
re:OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL allan01 Jan 2013 #41
Jeez... zappaman Jan 2013 #43
did you forget the sarcasm thingy? you do know that borowitz is satire, yes? niyad Jan 2013 #47
Not only that but this surely means his swearing in must be null and void. DCBob Jan 2013 #44
OMGROFLWTF!!!! Politicub Jan 2013 #45
Tell me that this is just for jokes and not real stuff. sakabatou Jan 2013 #46
borowitz niyad Jan 2013 #48
Yup, jokes. sakabatou Jan 2013 #49
Google the author Coyotl Jan 2013 #61
Is he really the president?? polmaven Jan 2013 #51
Trolling is a art... SidDithers Jan 2013 #52
You better believe it! n/t zappaman Jan 2013 #73
lol iandhr Jan 2013 #53
Is Rand Paul going to resign for his dumb statements? Doubt it, and they get dumber all the time. Thinkingabout Jan 2013 #54
Yeah, a disclaimer would be nice .. so we don't get suckered in .. since Rand Paul .. YOHABLO Jan 2013 #56
That it could be true is what's true Blue4Texas Jan 2013 #57
Borowitz does satire Tab Jan 2013 #58
This problem isn't going to go away unless Coyotl Jan 2013 #60
Are they fucking serious? dallaslibguy1966104 Jan 2013 #62
Just like The Onion... The Borowitz Report is SATIRE. Tx4obama Jan 2013 #67
Rand Paul for President in 2016! DemoTex Jan 2013 #64
The Onion and Borowitz have to get up real early to get ahead of the RWNJs taking all their material libdem4life Jan 2013 #65
DING DING DING! Libdem4life, you're our grand prize winner! rocktivity Jan 2013 #81
Thank you. libdem4life Jan 2013 #82
What is wrong with these cretins ? blkbear Jan 2013 #68
OMG! He's not 'right'....as in loonie. snappyturtle Jan 2013 #69
Oh puleeeze! 2naSalit Jan 2013 #70
Joe Biden should have lip synched it, or maybe Michelle? DryRain Jan 2013 #71
Just how many times is Rand Paul allowed to make an ass of himself?! Rhiannon12866 Jan 2013 #75
Any rational discussion is impossible now TM99 Jan 2013 #77
Rand Paul jambo101 Jan 2013 #79
Don't make me laugh. These assholes will say and do anything. What unpatriotic bastards they are judesedit Jan 2013 #83
John McStrangeLove lip syncs all the time. nm rhett o rick Jan 2013 #84
Poor Paulie BrainMann1 Jan 2013 #85
They take stupid to a new level. They must be... santamargarita Jan 2013 #86
Just like The Onion... The Borowitz Report is SATIRE. Tx4obama Jan 2013 #89
Nothing they say or do surprises me. santamargarita Jan 2013 #91
What is it called when Rand Paul pretends to be a Senator? nt LiberalFighter Jan 2013 #87
They didn't get upset when Yo Yo Ma was prerecorded. Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #90
Is that Brian May as your avatar? zappaman Jan 2013 #92
Sure is! Ph.D. in Astrophysics and Rock Star. Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #94
First concert I ever saw was QUEEN zappaman Jan 2013 #95
Didn't know about that! Cool! Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #98
House Committee On Over The Top Outrage is scheduling hearings ThoughtCriminal Jan 2013 #93
Oh my is this a joke? Next thing they'll want him to resign because he loves to smile. southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #96
Inaugur-Gate! nt DirkGently Jan 2013 #97
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