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okaawhatever

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4. For ur amusement:Upon actually reading the Dec. of Independence,
Wed Jan 16, 2013, 07:54 PM
Jan 2013

they learned it was signed July 4, 1776. Because they deem themselves "true" patriots, they decide to delay insurrection until July 4, 2013 when it's warmer. They are also bandying about the weekend of Sept 13-17th as that would include the dates of both the adoption and ratification of the Constitution. Many were heard to complain they also needed time to read it. Sadly, while the patriots have determined that postponing the insurrection until a more Constitutional-like-date, this being about the Constitution after all, they have no idea that the 2nd Amendment wasn't added until 2 years later.

Progress is steady they report, having resolved the issue of flag bearer. It seems that bhoiscommie, giving only his screen name, wanted to be the flag bearer since he was the only one who had a cloth Gadsden flag.(all others only had bumper stickers) Rkba2, thought he should be flag bearer since he had the only S. Carolina confederate uniform. After much debate bhoiscommie talked his mother into making him a uniform and rkba2 was nominated to carry a fife.

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