They wouldn't dare eat me. (Reply #32)

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Sun Dec 30, 2012, 11:11 PM

32. They wouldn't dare eat me.

I have 68 years worth of toxins stored in my body fat. Including DDT, no doubt, in case they happen to be giant insectoids.

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85 replies	Author	Time	Post
What about the giant elephant in the room? [View all]	Jack Sprat	Dec 2012	OP
How else are we going to destroy the rest of the world if we don't have	Angry Dragon	Dec 2012	#1
And Whats the Deal Anyway?	moman	Dec 2012	#2
It is senseless how these factors can be ignored by the RW and the focus and demon becomes the poor	The Wielding Truth	Dec 2012	#64
No, no, no, "Look at the shiny object over there!" Just like a "lot" of "people" on the internet	patrice	Dec 2012	#3
Thank you. It's simple, not rocket science.	grahamhgreen	Dec 2012	#4
yea, i thought we all had to suffer.....not the military.	spanone	Dec 2012	#5
Can't talk about that!	Cleita	Dec 2012	#6
I thought the space aliens were already here. Now I'm disappointed. No, wait, they run the MIC.	freshwest	Dec 2012	#8
I for one welcome our space overlords when they arrive. They can't fuck things	Cleita	Dec 2012	#10
Maybe you need to remember that Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man"	dballance	Dec 2012	#15
Oh, that's kind of like that old Rod Taylor Time Machine movie,	Blue_In_AK	Dec 2012	#17
One of their scariest episodes. Right up there with 'It's on the wing!' by the Shat.	freshwest	Dec 2012	#18
The Twilight Zone is STILL Classic	dballance	Dec 2012	#37
I agree. The Twilight Zone also covered a lot of moral issues. I recently found a newer episode.	freshwest	Dec 2012	#49
Have you watched AMC in the last few years?	lunatica	Dec 2012	#72
AGREE.	maddiemom	Dec 2012	#73
The Talking Tina doll was scary too.	SummerSnow	Dec 2012	#75
They wouldn't dare eat me.	Jackpine Radical	Dec 2012	#32
The Aliens still treated us better than republicans	Heather MC	Dec 2012	#41
I DO Generally have the desire to tell the GOP to BITE ME /eom	dballance	Dec 2012	#43
Here's the photo for that episode	lunatica	Dec 2012	#70
I'm looking forward to their intervention as well, Cleita.	Blue_In_AK	Dec 2012	#16
Ob, no, you missed the whole thing. They are here and fucked it because they're just visiting.	freshwest	Dec 2012	#19
They could fuck it up much more	lunatica	Dec 2012	#71
DU rec	CrazyOrangeCat	Dec 2012	#7
I think that's how you know it's all a sham	Demo_Chris	Dec 2012	#9
That would be taken care of by not reaching a deal, which is exactly why republicans want a deal.	DrewFlorida	Dec 2012	#11
I think you have been watching too much GOP propaganda	Ian62	Dec 2012	#77
Your information is appreciated, your rudeness is uncalled for, typical of what's wrong with DU.	DrewFlorida	Jan 2013	#82
Sorry I didn't mean to be rude	Ian62	Jan 2013	#83
Yes, I know how much the U.S. spends on military and I think it's rediculous, what I didn't	DrewFlorida	Jan 2013	#84
That's like the biggest money maker and employer in this country	pediatricmedic	Dec 2012	#12
Good point...	bobclark86	Dec 2012	#22
Not millions	Ian62	Dec 2012	#78
Food for bombs.	L0oniX	Dec 2012	#13
Now that's food for thought......nt/	think	Dec 2012	#21
Precisely!	Blue_In_AK	Dec 2012	#14
Social Security recipients	The Wizard	Dec 2012	#20
All for one and one for all	Left Turn Only	Dec 2012	#23
Exactly! KILL THE EMPIRE!!!!	Taverner	Dec 2012	#24
And they all end the same way!	BobbyBoring	Dec 2012	#67
Defense spending	Abbraxus	Dec 2012	#25
Yes, but who is likely to be screwed?	Jack Sprat	Dec 2012	#30
Yep Abbraxus is on target	polynomial	Dec 2012	#34
Good point. I would like to see some overseas bases closed.	JDPriestly	Dec 2012	#46
How else can we ensure a new generation of "terrorists" to keep the arms industry healthy?	BlueStreak	Dec 2012	#26
"Is that who writes the largest political campaign checks?"	UnrepentantLiberal	Dec 2012	#27
America's military spends $500,000,000 each year just on it's marching bands	think	Dec 2012	#28
Think what that would do for The Arts in this country.	Stinky The Clown	Dec 2012	#50
Over $1 TRILLION spent on defense, not one member of Congress willing to address this.	Initech	Dec 2012	#29
I thought it was just under $700 billion last year	mostlyconfused	Dec 2012	#35
Most of the funding of Iraq and Afghanistan wars	Jack Sprat	Dec 2012	#38
That was true under Bush the lesser	BobbyBoring	Dec 2012	#68
I wish there was more of a movement	creeksneakers2	Dec 2012	#31
Check those Congressional portfolios...bet you'll see a LOT of military industrial stocks in 'em.	MADem	Dec 2012	#33
The irony is that this military has managed to lose 2 wars in little over 10 years. That's got to be	coalition_unwilling	Dec 2012	#36
HEY! We didn't lose!	BobbyBoring	Dec 2012	#66
Are increasing drone strikes in Pakistan OK though?	SF Dockworker	Dec 2012	#39
yep. just like the cost of the wars, no discussion is serious unless this is mentioned	pasto76	Dec 2012	#40
All that military might and couldn't stop 9/11 form happening .. huh?	YOHABLO	Dec 2012	#42
do not forget the gorilla	daybranch	Dec 2012	#44
I think that the gorilla	Jack Sprat	Dec 2012	#45
How about a large bull?	latebloomer	Dec 2012	#47
Maybe we should keep some of it though just in case	SF Dockworker	Dec 2012	#48
We don't cut it all, that would be suicide, but trimming half a trillion would be doable	pediatricmedic	Dec 2012	#53
Any cut would come out of GDP, is the worry	Recursion	Dec 2012	#60
let me guess	Skittles	Dec 2012	#54
Let me tell you	SF Dockworker	Dec 2012	#65
Welcome to DU	Recursion	Dec 2012	#58
The missiles weren't put in Cuba without provocation.	Ken Burch	Mar 2013	#85
Exactly	judesedit	Dec 2012	#51
True - it was even more ridiculous last time around	bhikkhu	Dec 2012	#52
The US military is killing the very thing they say they are trying to protect.	gtar100	Dec 2012	#55
Lobbyists for the defense contracts make the NRA lobbyists	AllyCat	Dec 2012	#56
FEDERAL BUDGET 101	SHRED	Dec 2012	#57
Yep. Let's try some laser-jet-robot austerity first.	DirkGently	Dec 2012	#59
i've noticed that too	barbtries	Dec 2012	#61
Offense Dept.	obxhead	Dec 2012	#62
I thought we were done with Chris Christie threads until the primaries	Doctor_J	Dec 2012	#63
It's always four more years of Cheney.	Octafish	Dec 2012	#69
Informative and apt article	Jack Sprat	Dec 2012	#74
K&R nt	ProudProgressiveNow	Dec 2012	#76
K&R except there's a whole herd of the proto-pachyderms ruining the carpet. n/t	Egalitarian Thug	Dec 2012	#79
Blowback, Sorrow and Consequences	Peaceful Protester	Dec 2012	#80
What if instead of ignoring the information,	Peaceful Protester	Dec 2012	#81

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