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jollyreaper2112

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4. Obama negotiation

Reply to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 03:51 PM

Dec 2012

Obama: I'd like to stay alive.

GOP: We want to see you hanging from a tree.

Obama: Can we compromise with me giving myself a vigorous kick to my own balls?

GOP: If by compromise you mean us letting you kick yourself in the balls while we find a rope, yes, you Kenyan socialist fuck.

Obama: Bipartisan success!

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"I have gone at least halfway in meeting some of the Republican concerns." [View all] Kelvin Mace Dec 2012 OP

or... a geek named Bob Dec 2012 #1

So far... Kelvin Mace Dec 2012 #2

then let's hope you are wrong n/t a geek named Bob Dec 2012 #3

Obama negotiation jollyreaper2112 Dec 2012 #4

Deja vu: jsr Dec 2012 #5

Obama spent 4 yrs reviving a dead GOP leftstreet Dec 2012 #6

And turned Republican talking points into bipartisan talking points. woo me with science Dec 2012 #9

I took away from his statement that he expects the Skidmore Dec 2012 #7

One can hope Kelvin Mace Dec 2012 #8