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(6,705 posts) Tue Apr 15, 2025, 08:50 AM Apr 15

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When he is finally dead, we see a business opportunity. [View all]

Three of us walk on the beach at sunrise every morning. One is 81 and had knee replacement last summer. He made the comment that he wanted to outlive Trump, to once again, live in an America without Trump.

The conversation devolved from that idea to first, wanting to live to pee on Trump’s grave and then to organizing tours to do so. We’re working on the brochure now.

Think of it as a pilgrimage, like Santiago de Compestela, the chance to pee on Trump’s grave. Add it to your bucket list. Just the thought of it will help get you through these dark times.

Watch this space.

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When he is finally dead, we see a business opportunity. [View all] surfered Apr 15 OP

You might have trouble getting access to the grave, Ocelot II Apr 15 #1

I'm hoping I'll still have a servicable throwing arm. n/t Harker Apr 15 #9

We're early in the planning process and receptive to ideas, although we're hoping that day comes soon. surfered Apr 15 #2

Hmm...Santiago de COMPOSTela. yorkster Apr 15 #3

Nice one surfered Apr 15 #24

They're gonna line up around the block! Kid Berwyn Apr 15 #4

Will do surfered Apr 15 #25

Thanks! I can see tourists flocking in from all over the globe. Kid Berwyn Apr 15 #68

It's win win. We're gonna make a fortune and it's a worthy cause surfered Apr 15 #72

Thank you for this. Laughed out loud. Joinfortmill Apr 15 #5

Glad to help. Without humor we would go insane. surfered Apr 15 #26

You could also set up a stand or a truck to sell beer and other beverages Ocelot II Apr 15 #6

Indeed! Fritz Walter Apr 15 #22

We'll add that idea to our Prospectus surfered Apr 15 #27

Just be careful not to add a laxative tavernier Apr 16 #91

Think of the explosive growth in tell-all books, once Turnip isn't around to sue the authors and publishers. eppur_se_muova Apr 15 #7

*Perhaps for the same reason we "dial" telephone numbers..... lastlib Apr 15 #8

You might be surprised ... eppur_se_muova Apr 15 #12

Oh, that little green one is cute! However I'm very happy with my 🥰 smarthone! electric_blue68 Apr 16 #83

Yesterday I thought of "movies" and "motion pictures" in the same vein. Harker Apr 15 #11

Decades after typesetting went completely digital EverHopeful Apr 15 #16

A lot of hand typesetters didn't use lead either jmowreader Apr 15 #34

Fans of trivia rejoice. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 15 #75

Wow. I had (metal) typography class in Art College. I think 35 point was the heaviest wood tray I could carry.... electric_blue68 Apr 16 #85

We respect the privacy rights of our patrons, but will make exceptions for Marco and Lindsey surfered Apr 15 #28

Reminds me of an old army joke. Asked if he was going to pee on Sarge's grave after he died, the Martin68 Apr 15 #10

For me, the one where the man who has agreed to pour a bottle of whiskey over his friend's grave... Harker Apr 15 #13

Yes! "No, sir, after leaving the Army, I don't ever want to stand in line again." FailureToCommunicate Apr 15 #14

Me too surfered Apr 15 #29

Ha surfered Apr 15 #21

How do you plan to accommodate women? scarletlib Apr 15 #15

The same design as Shakespeare's Globe Theater, which set the standard... surfered Apr 15 #23

There are actually items on the market for that, mostly sold to campers niyad Apr 15 #41

as a hiker markie Apr 15 #66

You could also make and sell T-shirts and bumper stickers Wicked Blue Apr 15 #17

We already thought of that. Trump would appreciate the merchandising idea. surfered Apr 15 #30

This......IS THE BEST THREAD TODAY!!!!!!! SheilaAnn Apr 15 #18

Thanks. We geezers still have our moments surfered Apr 15 #31

Trump has pissed on the graves of every soldier who defended our Constitution. CaptainTruth Apr 15 #19

This is why Rush Limbaugh is buried in a private cemetery 😂 cstanleytech Apr 15 #20

We've been trying to find it surfered Apr 15 #32

Handy grave finding site Dixiegrrrl Apr 15 #48

We will save this link surfered Apr 15 #55

Might not help because as I said it's a private cemetery. cstanleytech Apr 15 #62

I know I would. Whenever I think things are going bad, surfered Apr 15 #73

Did I rejoice on that day esp bc.... electric_blue68 Apr 16 #87

😄 👍 electric_blue68 Apr 16 #86

Oh! Well, that makes sense. Blargh Forever on that bastard! electric_blue68 Apr 16 #84

His kids will bury him on a golf course. rzemanfl Apr 15 #33

and want a fees for a "visit" n/t Yonnie3 Apr 15 #43

We may have to include a round of golf in the tour surfered Apr 15 #54

You wouldn't be the first to think of it. Look at these two ex presidents' graves: JohnnyRingo Apr 15 #35

Oh come on. You know that won't happen. jmowreader Apr 15 #36

Some how, some way, you've got to fit.... reACTIONary Apr 15 #37

We will accept crypto surfered Apr 15 #53

I wish the same...but, Yup his grave will be very secure. Maybe designate a spot for said action PortTack Apr 15 #38

while he lives, E. Normus Apr 15 #39

Being among the griftiest families in history... Ol Janx Spirit Apr 15 #40

Your last line reminded me of the punchline to a very old (even older than I am) niyad Apr 15 #44

I am old, but not familiar with that joke surfered Apr 15 #51

A somewhat abbreviated version: niyad Apr 15 #70

A good one....thanks surfered Apr 15 #71

you are most welcome. niyad Apr 15 #74

Heh! 😄 electric_blue68 Apr 16 #88

😁 surfered Apr 15 #52

I had earlier considered a dog-walking service moniss Apr 15 #42

We'll have to charge extra for your dog, but they are welcome surfered Apr 15 #50

Can we empty cat litter boxes there, too? Ocelot II Apr 15 #61

They should have a film running on continuous loop over his grave... Orange Buffoon Apr 15 #45

Pee tapes available for a modest surcharge Yonnie3 Apr 15 #46

A photograph of your visit is included with the tour. surfered Apr 15 #49

Let me be the first on that bus, with a gallon of coffee. republianmushroom Apr 15 #47

We will provide a beverage service surfered Apr 15 #56

Excellent! Bo Zarts Apr 15 #58

Sign me up for the pilgrimage! Bo Zarts Apr 15 #57

Love it. 😀 malaise Apr 15 #59

Remember to wash your hands LetMyPeopleVote Apr 15 #60

Wish I had this photo for the original post surfered Apr 15 #64

Go ahead and copy and paste it for your OP LetMyPeopleVote Apr 15 #65

Thanks surfered Apr 15 #69

I just hope he is buried at sea like Osama Bin Laden. LudwigPastorius Apr 15 #63

Or a wood chipper, like Musk (N-ZA). nt eppur_se_muova Apr 15 #76

I thought they'd bury him at sea, where no one could find his grave. NO grave no martyrdom. Ford_Prefect Apr 15 #67

Make an enclosure around it so we can take dumps on it too Mr.WeRP Apr 15 #77

Bookmarked for future enjoyment and daily morale boost. love_katz Apr 15 #78

We're just here to help surfered Apr 16 #98

Wet the Bedminster Blue Owl Apr 15 #79

The Osama Bin Laden helicopter trip out over the ocean seems appropriate. Aussie105 Apr 15 #80

That would not match our business model. No grave to pee on, no tour business. surfered Apr 16 #97

If I were wealthy... and hated by many WarGamer Apr 15 #81

Can't afford to make the trip just to pee. I have an alternate idea--- Jack Valentino Apr 15 #82

"I just want to say one word to you, Ben: Beerconcession." nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 16 #89

We will have a beverage service surfered Apr 16 #96

Reminds me of this Hitler protest song, "When That Man Is Dead And Gone" by Irving Berlin: HeartsCanHope Apr 16 #90

Oh boy! Do I EVER like this one! calimary Apr 16 #93

Can't come soon enough! HeartsCanHope Apr 16 #94

I hope he goes away soon. mwb970 Apr 16 #92

I want the beer concession! 11 Bravo Apr 16 #95