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tavernier

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68. Who are you again?

Mon Mar 10, 2025, 04:26 PM

Mar 10

eel who? Do you own a fish market? You say they’re attacking your grouper? With a massive Cybird? Is that like a pelican?

Gosh, sorry to hear that, but don’t know how we can help you. Sounds like a personal problem. Say, aren’t you that eel guy that was poaching lobsters out of traps that didn’t belong to you? No wonder they sic the DOGES on you and you get attacked every day. So my advice to you is, go back to school so you can stop signing everything with an X. That’s a a dead giveaway to folks that you are ignorant. And then get out of town fast. Sounds to me like not very many people think much of you around these parts.
If you keep this up you’ll end up like that loser pillow guy on tv.

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Elmo says X is under a massive cyber attack [View all] Dennis Donovan Mar 10 OP

If only it were the Hackers for Democracy. -nt CrispyQ Mar 10 #1

Don't name names , best it remains dweller Mar 10 #7

I saw something flit by online yesterday where Anonymous announced cilla4progress Mar 10 #27

Have seen Anonymous warn they were coming for him a few weeks ago Attilatheblond Mar 10 #36

Yes, I saw that and silently wished them success. Marie Marie Mar 10 #50

Oh I HOPE SO.. because I've Been Wishing for Just THAT! Cha Mar 10 #79

Gee, maybe he shouldn't have fired all those X employees who guarded against cyber attacks. SunSeeker Mar 10 #2

OTOH... YAY! Cha Mar 10 #80

Indeed. A bad day for Musk is a good day for America. nt SunSeeker Mar 10 #81

i've Been Hoping for This! Do Your Worst Cha Mar 10 #84

Awwwwww Jilly_in_VA Mar 10 #3

Hey Leon... MontanaMama Mar 10 #4

If so, probably some psycho with Attilatheblond Mar 10 #37

They're blaming it on George Soros...🤣 Nevilledog Mar 10 #5

They julmur Mar 10 #60

Aww, that's a shame. Dave Bowman Mar 10 #6

Hey Eloon, here's an idea for you... bluesbassman Mar 10 #8

Anonymous said weeks ago it was planning something. Baitball Blogger Mar 10 #9

Yeah, I saw that yesterday on Instagram, I think cilla4progress Mar 10 #29

The rockets have become self-aware and are seeking REVENGE!!! underpants Mar 10 #10

How do we know Elmo (R) isn't lying this time? BoRaGard Mar 10 #11

Yup, notice how he still gets out his own fucking tweets. GoCubsGo Mar 10 #18

Maybe his flunkie donnie could declare martial law. rubbersole Mar 10 #63

Shut the f up,asswipe UpInArms Mar 10 #12

Tuning up... SheltieLover Mar 10 #13

Hey, Eloon! It's coming from inside the house! GoCubsGo Mar 10 #14

Keep hoping he'll buy some casinos Attilatheblond Mar 10 #39

Right??? Seems like the most likely explanation! LymphocyteLover Mar 10 #48

I've always thought that whatever it is that brings him or tRump down will have to come from the inside. defacto7 Mar 10 #71

;-{) Goonch Mar 10 #15

And the world goes on just fine without it. Klarkashton Mar 10 #16

Why trust musk to run FAA or anything else LetMyPeopleVote Mar 10 #17

Then his 💩 in space blew up thinkingagain Mar 10 #59

I'll break that down for you, Leon. LudwigPastorius Mar 10 #19

Probably greenland Terry_M Mar 10 #20

Wondering if Elon has a multiple personality thing going on and one of his hates him enough to attack all things ELON Attilatheblond Mar 10 #42

I love the idea that Greenland has launched a massive cyber attack on X LymphocyteLover Mar 10 #47

:sarcasm: rzemanfl Mar 10 #53

Is it even sarcasm? Terry_M Mar 10 #83

If TSF posted it, it'd be a right-wing talking point, right? rzemanfl Mar 11 #89

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wicked Blue Mar 10 #21

The Nazi parasite needs more attention & sympathy dalton99a Mar 10 #22

Consequences Eloon, consequences. Sneederbunk Mar 10 #23

Maybe a Russian botnet?? You know how much they hate someone messing around with their playthings? (Trump) LiberalArkie Mar 10 #24

Yes! LW1977 Mar 10 #25

I support this hack. spanone Mar 10 #26

Hackers taking a chainsaw to X just like this asswipe is taking a chainsaw to our entire country. Sky Jewels Mar 10 #28

I am going to take this opportunity ibegurpard Mar 10 #30

Did you do this Dark Brandon? durablend Mar 10 #31

Hmmm Joy Reid might have time & motive... Attilatheblond Mar 10 #43

There is no reason to believe him. RockRaven Mar 10 #32

Multiple personality illness. Elon vs Elon? Attilatheblond Mar 10 #44

I remember that outage! LeftInTX Mar 10 #57

Yep -- I wouldn't rule out FFO, either Pinback Mar 10 #72

Unfortunately, this seems more likely than Anonymous Dark n Stormy Knight Mar 11 #86

Couldn't possibly be your "friends" in Russia, could it? AmericaUnderSiege Mar 10 #33

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 10 #34

Tot and Pears . . . . SarcasticSatyr Mar 10 #35

Well, a quick exit from the work of destroying our government might go a long way. BadgerMom Mar 10 #38

These are my favorite days! When Elmo gets figuratively kicked in the cock I just think there's more spring in my step. Comfortably_Numb Mar 10 #40

Good. Hope they go after Truth Social, too. Vinca Mar 10 #41

Wonder if it's the webcam botnet, Eleven11bot? CaptainTruth Mar 10 #45

He's searching for empathy lame54 Mar 10 #46

Wrong country for that durablend Mar 10 #52

It's the root of all our problems... lame54 Mar 10 #55

I hope the hackers are real good at what they do Beringia Mar 10 #49

Good. I thought he was a computer wiz Old Crank Mar 10 #51

What did Rick Wilson say yesterday. ? dweller Mar 10 #54

Sucks to be you felon Horse with no Name Mar 10 #56

Hurray! Jazz Jon Mar 10 #58

Maybe all the info he stole from Americans thinkingagain Mar 10 #61

Huh. What's everyone having for dessert tonight? AllyCat Mar 10 #62

I've got a craving for a bag of kettlecorn. tanyev Mar 10 #74

Yes! AllyCat Mar 10 #75

F him and his platform. Bristlecone Mar 10 #64

Thoughts & prayers. Dulcinea Mar 10 #65

X attack vishnura Mar 10 #66

Elmo apparently doesn't use protection.. Historic NY Mar 10 #67

Who are you again? tavernier Mar 10 #68

Thoughts and prayers bobandrileysmom Mar 10 #69

SO if xitter is down, what about... 2naSalit Mar 10 #70

Good malaise Mar 10 #73

I guess we can rule out the Russians. dem4decades Mar 10 #76

Where is my vintage bottle of crocodile tears when I need it? dutch777 Mar 10 #77

I don't suppose that Elon anticipated that a determined, desperate people doing whatever they can to Vogon_Glory Mar 10 #78

Good. alarimer Mar 10 #82

Trashy website under a trashy human being Dem4life1234 Mar 10 #85

Poor Elon misanthrope Mar 11 #87

He's not a good person Dem4life1234 Mar 11 #88