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Rex

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121. Please don't insult our future primate overlords!

Wed Dec 12, 2012, 02:39 AM

Dec 2012

"nom nom dino-saucers nom nom adam and eve nom nom Fox News nom nom space pirates!"

Now doesn't that remind you of something else? Lives under bridges? Sometimes mistaken for troglodytes? Frequently hit by large goats?

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Mindbendingly absurd... [View all] HarveyDarkey Dec 2012 OP

Please tell me this book is filed under 'Humor'. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #1

Nope... Wait Wut Dec 2012 #3

Jeez, there is so much mindbending absurdity on just that page alone. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #14

as crazy as this would be gumby100 Dec 2012 #24

Oh right, it's "out of print" now. Archae Dec 2012 #28

With right wingers these days, it's so hard to tell what is real and what is satire... WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 #36

I am not sure that the right wing is capable of satire. SheilaT Dec 2012 #45

To be fair, it's entirely possible to troll DU with an Onion article Fumesucker Dec 2012 #62

Welcome to DU and I hope you enjoy the site. hrmjustin Dec 2012 #37

To be clear gcomeau Dec 2012 #131

My favorite DollarBillHines Dec 2012 #34

No, The Comedy Gold... WiffenPoof Dec 2012 #128

Hmm, that's the sobering tragic part, in my opinion. Quantess Dec 2012 #143

Book, no. Image, Yes. It's from a parody of ham's self-parody of a book. JHB Dec 2012 #63

it's especially difficult to tell when the OP says the page is from Ham's book & gives no link to HiPointDem Dec 2012 #108

Perhaps (and perhaps only sloppieness). However, after 30 years... JHB Dec 2012 #124

You'd think that the bible might include a chapter on Dinosaurs. JoePhilly Dec 2012 #2

But, but, but, acording to a creationist apologist commentator, the Bible mentions "dragons" or catbyte Dec 2012 #9

Haha ... I have heard that ... my response to it has basically been ... JoePhilly Dec 2012 #11

Read your Bible again Clinecrowd5 Dec 2012 #75

Oh, I've read JOB ... not buying it. JoePhilly Dec 2012 #133

Anyone that has seen The Flintstones would know that dinosaurs and humans worked together. n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2012 #4

The brontosauruses, for example, were good for quarrying Art_from_Ark Dec 2012 #115

That was poor design and lack of government oversight OriginalGeek Dec 2012 #119

What's the gorilla supposed to be doing? Playing the lute? "Mouth Baseball"? What?!? And what's with catbyte Dec 2012 #5

What about Eve's pose? hootinholler Dec 2012 #13

They hadn't invented high heels yet, so she had to stand that way to jeff47 Dec 2012 #23

What a dolt. frogmarch Dec 2012 #6

Dinosaurs making lemonade? LiberalEsto Dec 2012 #7

They forgot to add the unicorns! n/t LeftinOH Dec 2012 #8

All I can say is sarisataka Dec 2012 #10

I am no dumber Hayabusa Dec 2012 #12

Big razor-sharp teeth and claws are for...harvesting lemons. TwilightGardener Dec 2012 #15

But but but malaise Dec 2012 #126

I sure hope this is a senior year science book Bandit Dec 2012 #16

If them Dinosaurs were so peaceful and playful, then why the dagger like teeth and big sharp claws? RC Dec 2012 #17

Ken Ham is a con artist. Archae Dec 2012 #18

its people like you that give atheists a bad name. gumby100 Dec 2012 #25

It doesn't say it in the Bible. But Ken Ham does. Archae Dec 2012 #26

And you believe that there billh58 Dec 2012 #27

It is. Archae Dec 2012 #30

true gumby100 Dec 2012 #38

And the "real page" is different..how? Archae Dec 2012 #41

Post removed Post removed Dec 2012 #42

"Never contradicts itself?" Archae Dec 2012 #43

there is no paragraph about 'scientists', homosexual, and scared children. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #116

You believe that Dinosaurs made lemonade for Eve is in the bible? Sheepshank Dec 2012 #32

no gumby100 Dec 2012 #40

Ken, honey Tsiyu Dec 2012 #56

On second read billh58 Dec 2012 #33

oops gumby100 Dec 2012 #39

You're a fucking idiot Tsiyu Dec 2012 #57

you are why we have an Ignore button SCantiGOP Dec 2012 #66

Bwahahahaha! hifiguy Dec 2012 #70

So Able and Cain had incestuous relationships with ol' mom Eve then, huh? Arugula Latte Dec 2012 #73

No, he just shows people dispersing from the Tower of Babel on Gallimimus-back JHB Dec 2012 #46

Where has Ken found evidence of harnesses and riding baskets for... JHB Dec 2012 #65

Ken Ham gives sentient life-forms a bad name. Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #47

More than some of the young folks even realize WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 #53

Please don't insult our future primate overlords! Rex Dec 2012 #121

Why do I get the feeling that's disingenuous? ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2012 #48

Talk about deceitful....I see you published HarveyDarky's OP picture w/o reference Old and In the Way Dec 2012 #52

if it's from a satire site, why not link it in the OP, instead of representing it as Ham's original? HiPointDem Dec 2012 #111

Says the troll. Rex Dec 2012 #122

Mister Ham, can I share the good news with you? Taverner Dec 2012 #134

the OP is the only one conning anyone. the paragraph you quote is a photoshop. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #105

Ever hear of "Poe's Law?" It applies to this satire. Archae Dec 2012 #107

The OP represents it as Ham's original & provides no link to the satire page. There is no way HiPointDem Dec 2012 #110

Stupidity at that level is proof that there is no god. hobbit709 Dec 2012 #19

I went to a private parochial school when I was young Xyzse Dec 2012 #20

Do I need to explain to you what these people believe about catholics? JHB Dec 2012 #59

No, I just find myself insulted by such an author. Xyzse Dec 2012 #60

Yikes. Solly Mack Dec 2012 #21

Look how happy they all are! Wait Wut Dec 2012 #22

if this isn't the onion, it should be.....'because they want to scare children' spanone Dec 2012 #29

that paragraph was photoshopped in. the OP has still not seen fit to correct his attribution of HiPointDem Dec 2012 #113

This absurdity clearly puts to rest any attempt at credibility by creationists Sheepshank Dec 2012 #31

maybe you should bookmark the real page instead of this photoshopped one. the OP misrepresents HiPointDem Dec 2012 #109

No.........No, I'm good with the lesson I originally planned. Sheepshank Dec 2012 #146

In the interest of fairness.... WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 #35

I went to the link as well. GoneOffShore Dec 2012 #49

Yes, the image in the OP is from the satire site Daily Bleach rather than Ham's actual book... JHB Dec 2012 #50

ham posted the original text on his facebook page. the entire paragraph about scientists is fake. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #82

fairness? honesty? don't look for it on this thread. DU-ers often complain about faux news, HiPointDem Dec 2012 #106

It isn't that far off what Ham thinks. JoeyT Dec 2012 #125

Wow, you are all over the road with that one... Rex Dec 2012 #132

Somebody needs to clue Mr. Ham in Amaril Dec 2012 #44

"Mindbendingly absurd" as the original may be, your OP misrepresents the original, Harvey.... Melinda Dec 2012 #51

Here is a link to the billh58 Dec 2012 #55

yep, fakery makes people distrustful, and it's dirty pool besides. don't like it. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #84

And selling Creationism billh58 Dec 2012 #89

the OP misrepresents what the book says. The OP is a lie. I don't know if the person who HiPointDem Dec 2012 #103

for entertainment. Phillip McCleod Dec 2012 #137

I like how scientist is in quotations... is this for real? Initech Dec 2012 #54

That part isn't (directly, that is)... JHB Dec 2012 #61

no. the text has been altered and we fell for it. including me. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #81

Did you also fall billh58 Dec 2012 #87

If the playful dinosaurs are the object of scorn, why not post the original without the fake text? HiPointDem Dec 2012 #112

No actually spare me your billh58 Dec 2012 #129

Surely that cannot be serious...?? truebrit71 Dec 2012 #58

photoshopped. the original doesn't include the paragraph about homosexuals, etc. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #117

That's a photoshop... SidDithers Dec 2012 #64

Too late (see links somewhere above for Ham's FB page) JHB Dec 2012 #71

Looks like Adam and the gorilla are sharing a Meaningful Glance. gkhouston Dec 2012 #83

You can't polish a turd, Beavis. Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #91

His material requires no distortion. WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 #95

Yup. That was my point... SidDithers Dec 2012 #96

the big 'DailyBleach.com' didn't give it away? Phillip McCleod Dec 2012 #136

Why do his herbavore dinosaurs all have carnivore teeth? Marrah_G Dec 2012 #67

This is no more wrong than any other religious belief cthulu2016 Dec 2012 #68

wow there is a ton of them d_r Dec 2012 #69

And here is Ken's billh58 Dec 2012 #72

Post removed Post removed Dec 2012 #74

Ham is that you? Rex Dec 2012 #77

Wow, Adam and Eve are incredibly white!! Rex Dec 2012 #76

adam's beard and stache look salon-trimmed. possibly the gorilla. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #78

I think I see a Sharper Image store Rex Dec 2012 #79

apparently the page you posted isn't the original text. (as would be more obvious if we weren't HiPointDem Dec 2012 #80

please delete your post or correct the op, because this is not the original text -- it's fake. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #85

Uh, it's satire billh58 Dec 2012 #86

Dude, it is definitely satire, but the OP is treating it as though it is straight from the book... yawnmaster Dec 2012 #90

Who fucking cares? billh58 Dec 2012 #93

That may be, in fact, true, but it has nothing to do with the OP being incorrect... yawnmaster Dec 2012 #100

yep, it's funny, & even funnier are the characters like 'bill' running around saying the misrepre- HiPointDem Dec 2012 #114

it's not satire. it's a photo-shop that misrepresents what is actually on that page. HiPointDem Dec 2012 #104

Actually, out of billh58 Dec 2012 #130

hard to miss the big 'DailyBleach.com' in the image Phillip McCleod Dec 2012 #135

Dinos loved lemons Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #88

so what? he put a picture of a dinosaur eating lemons in a kids' book for fundies. oooooh, how HiPointDem Dec 2012 #118

Yeah, someone substituted an idiotic block of text for the equally idiotic block of text that was Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #120

I'd like to dedicate this song to DU's newest friend, Mr. Ken Ham: Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #92

LOL! That was Great! Wonderful lyrics and some fine pickin. :) n/t adirondacker Dec 2012 #94

lol! Liberal_in_LA Dec 2012 #97

Post removed Post removed Dec 2012 #98

However, when it came to the Flood... sakabatou Dec 2012 #99

Why did God decide to destroy such beautiful creatures? Xipe Totec Dec 2012 #101

Funniest DU thread ever! sellitman Dec 2012 #102

Then the big cats came after the friendly dinosaurs? fadedrose Dec 2012 #123

ROFLMAO and can't stop! RegieRocker Dec 2012 #127

KEN HAM IMPLEMENTS TAKE DOWN NOTICE EvilEvolutionist Dec 2012 #138

Wow, what a clever way to promote this thread! gkhouston Dec 2012 #144

Maybe Ham can retain the services of Righthaven. I hear they are not busy. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2012 #145

I understand that is a parody... Quantess Dec 2012 #139

Ken Ham is either sincere Vanje Dec 2012 #140

I know, I just checked out his facebook page. Quantess Dec 2012 #141

Unfortunately, he's dead serious... countryjake Dec 2012 #142

Wondering where the picture went? EvilEvolutionist Dec 2012 #147

That's fine as we billh58 Dec 2012 #148

It is still there Vanje Dec 2012 #149