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Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
7. You know, that gives me an idea.
Mon Dec 10, 2012, 04:58 AM
Dec 2012

You know those "scare talks" they have in schools sometime, where a convict is brought in to give the kids a "don't be like me, I'm on death row 'cause I beat a man to death with his own grandma for his shoes and now I gotta eat applesauce 'cause my cellmate made me eat the lunch tray" sort of speech?

We could do that to solve the Israel / Palestine conflict. we take two carefully-selected teams of four people from congress; two republicans, two democrats in each. Tea Party fuckweasels, and hte bluest Democrats you can get. Send one team to Tel Aviv, the other to Ramallah.

"Look guys... You're starting to look like us," they begin... and then roll 16 hours of footage from the chamber. The whole time all four congresspersons are yelling at the screen, and at each other.

Then we bring the Israelis and the Palestinians together, put the congresspeople in a separate room with a two-way mirror and a copy of the 2013 budget plan.

I'll bet the Israel / Palestine conflict will be resolved in 20 minutes.

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