Did J.D. Vance have sexual intercourse with a couch using a latex glove for protection? [View all]

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	Yes, absolutely
	6 (17%)
	I don't believe he used a glove
	3 (9%)
	It may have been a loveseat
	2 (6%)
	It was on the internet. What more proof do you need?
	1 (3%)
	Not past tense, this is an ongoing relationship
	3 (9%)
	Still waiting for his official denial
	5 (14%)
	No, but I will continue to joke about it
	10 (29%)
	No, this is juvenile and needs to stop
	4 (11%)
	Undecided
	0 (0%)
	Other (Please do tell!)
	1 (3%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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