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BaronChocula

(2,334 posts) Fri Aug 9, 2024, 07:54 PM Aug 9

BREAKING: Trump leads in new John Barron poll 184773% [View all]

A new John Barron Very Important Media Enterprises poll shows a "surging and masculine Donald Trump with a very good brain" and an "innnevertible complete and embarrasing collpase" of the Harris-Walz campaign.

The poll reflects Donald Trump leading "very dumb and very nasty" Vice President "kambabala Harris" 184773% to "a very pathetic and terrible" -679399%.

The poll's margin of error is "what's a margin of error?"

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BREAKING: Trump leads in new John Barron poll 184773% [View all] BaronChocula Aug 9 OP

This is legit! BrianTheEVGuy Aug 9 #1

Oh damn! BaronChocula Aug 9 #3

"John Barron polling had the best people. Big strong men with tears in their eyes. struggle4progress Aug 9 #2

I was in a helicopter with Hannibal Lecter BaronChocula Aug 9 #5

You forgot the 'Sir' FirefighterJo Aug 10 #13

I never used to understand why authoritarian countries tanyev Aug 9 #4

It's a pretty weak ego boost BaronChocula Aug 9 #7

Yes, yes. The JBVIME poll is 1000% accurate and has an A ++++++++++++ rating on Rasmussen. Gaytano70 Aug 9 #6

😂😂😂 malaise Aug 9 #8

BIG IF TRUE!!!!!1!!!1! Coexist Aug 9 #9

He got excited when he was told, "polled jerseys" were included. Onthefly Aug 9 #10

BWAH! - thanks! UTUSN Aug 9 #11

That's Marge Innovara central scrutinizer Aug 9 #12

LMAO! Good stuff, Baron. 11 Bravo Aug 10 #14