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UpInArms

(51,520 posts)
Fri Aug 9, 2024, 02:12 PM Aug 9

Saw a really funny thing in my local newspaper [View all]

A local writer was talking about TDS … (trump deranged syndrome)

Will just type a few paragraphs for you all:

TDS is a small benign tumor compared to THS. THS is a virus for which no vaccination has been discovered. The percentage of people who are carriers is mind boggling.

A trump rally is an incubator for THS with most of the attendees hopelessly mired in Stage IV with bleach injections, lobotomies and death the only cures.

THS is psychologically diagnosed as Trump Hypocrisy Syndrome. Boxers who have had their bell rung far too many times, preachers who get confused by the 400 years between the Old Testament and the New and WWJD and women who went through a botched menopause comprise a surprisingly large percentage of those afflicted.

The remainder, psychiatrists diagnose as those who believe covfefe is a secret rally word and they are being chased by an alien from the deep state!

I haven’t brought up couches, Diet Dew and cat ladies! I wonder how much republican strategists are paid to come up with these derogatory statements.

Did someone say weird?


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