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Horse with no Name

(34,174 posts)
Wed Aug 7, 2024, 04:03 PM Aug 2024

Hey Central Casting.... [View all]

We need a white guy. Check
Make him older. Check
But not too old. Check.
Let’s make him a corn-fed Midwest guy. Check.
Let’s make him a school teacher. Check.
Let’s make him a coach. Check
Let’s make him military. Check.
Let’s give him a dog. Check.
Let’s give him to a cat. Check.

Seriously. This is the best!

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Hey Central Casting.... [View all] Horse with no Name Aug 2024 OP
Does he have one liners? Check lame54 Aug 2024 #1
But no guy-liners FalloutShelter Aug 2024 #3
Let's give him a great sense of humor. Check. Wicked Blue Aug 2024 #2
He's not weird. Check berniesandersmittens Aug 2024 #4
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