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relayerbob

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25. Hhahahahahaha!! Perfect

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 7, 2024, 10:51 AM

Aug 7

My favorite part "One upside to the Vance event: There was no line to use the ladies' room. Sure, there were women in attendance, but the gender ratio felt like the guest list on Joe Rogan's podcast. There was one kind of diversity in this small but weirdly intense crowd. Every type of white man that gets a hasty "swipe left" on his dating profile was in attendance: 'Roided out dudes with bad tribal tattoos. Older men radiating "bitter divorce" energy. Men with enormous beards that have never known the touch of a trimmer. Skinny fascists wearing expensive suits, despite the oppressive heat. Glowering loners staring at the two women under 40 like cats watching birds out a window. "

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J.D. Vance's Weird Event in Philadelphia - "There was no line to use the ladies' room." [View all] kpete Aug 7 OP

Hilarious. Keep this coming nonstop. Humiliate and mock them. NoMoreRepugs Aug 7 #1

Couch fucker is so obsessed with other people's bodily functions dalton99a Aug 7 #2

And as Tim Walz said last night "Mind your own damn business" . iluvtennis Aug 7 #26

Piss hair Pompous Pilot looks ready for the forks already, the pile on shall be YUGE by Nov. Brainfodder Aug 7 #3

Coach vs Couch MissKat Aug 7 #4

Shady Vance ShazzieB Aug 7 #15

"Incels In the House"... hlthe2b Aug 7 #5

Maybe the women were busy having babies IronLionZion Aug 7 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author ShazzieB Aug 7 #16

Or bleeding out in hospital parking lots. 😡 ShazzieB Aug 7 #17

small, mean, and weird Tesha Aug 7 #7

Crazy against trans yet wears eyeliner...go figure ouija Aug 7 #8

Look at his running mate who also has an affinity to make-u and weird hairp Stinky The Clown Aug 7 #19

Great piece, very well written. Pinback Aug 7 #9

No kidding! I read it to my husband and had to pause several times calimary Aug 7 #30

This has some great one-liners in the mix. ramen Aug 7 #10

Yeah, i didn't really dig the beard fixation, rither. ShazzieB Aug 7 #21

I think it was a "neckbeard" reference violasays Aug 7 #22

Some men use beards to appear "more manly" or "rugged" IronLionZion Aug 7 #24

Vance has kind of a soft round baby face. 70sEraVet Aug 7 #27

mad magazine pulled because they said there was no original humor left. mad jumpped the gun. AllaN01Bear Aug 7 #11

"Every type of white man that gets a hasty 'swipe left' on his dating profile was in attendance." Ray Bruns Aug 7 #12

That was a great line! 70sEraVet Aug 7 #28

Loners staring at the 2 women under 40 Dread Pirate Roberts Aug 7 #29

So he's going to debate his superior.. Johnny2X2X Aug 7 #13

Wait a minute, Beachnutt Aug 7 #14

I loved the "Dorothy Parker's ghost" line. Pretty sure almost nobody at niyad Aug 7 #18

Deleted - accidently posted in the wrong place. ShazzieB Aug 7 #20

progress poozwah Aug 7 #23

Hhahahahahaha!! Perfect relayerbob Aug 7 #25