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LetMyPeopleVote

(146,450 posts)
Fri Apr 5, 2024, 09:39 AM Apr 5

The Borowitz Report Effort to Control Uteri Led By Men With Small Peni [View all]

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/effort-to-control-uteri-led-by-men

FLORIDA (The Borowitz Report)—With abortion rights on the ballot this fall, the fight to control the state’s 11 million uteri is being helmed by a vocal coalition of men with small peni.

Harland Dorrinson, an organizer of the coalition, said that he formed the group because “men like us are tired of being invisible.”

His group’s volunteers have been fanning out across the state with the goal of recruiting like-penised men, he said.

“The good news is, there is no shortage of men with small peni in Florida,” he said. “We’ve had a lot of luck at gun shows.”

In addition to defeating the abortion rights measure, the tiny-membered men hope to increase turnout for the indicted businessman Donald J. Trump. “He’s one of us,” he said.
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LOL that is Goddessartist Apr 5 #1
And Borowitz is one of us! marble falls Apr 5 #2
Actually fairly accurate. Irish_Dem Apr 5 #3
Tiny-membered men: "Trump's one of us." sop Apr 5 #4
These men are welcome to email their concerns to: [email protected] Blue Owl Apr 5 #5
K & R n/t. rzemanfl Apr 5 #6
I know it's supposed to be a joke, but I doubt penis size has anything to do with it. dawg Apr 5 #7
I see what you did there. dchill Apr 5 #9
Just when you think he can't get funnier! lindysalsagal Apr 5 #8
To the great description in the title "Control Uteri Led By Men With Small Peni," I would add pea-size brains and LG ego usaf-vet Apr 5 #10
Not that it really matters, but the plural of "penis" in Latin would be "penes". TheRickles Apr 5 #11
Literary license. colorado_ufo Apr 5 #12
The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis. malthaussen Apr 5 #13
And if they've bought this beauty ? speak easy Apr 6 #19
Then their brain is of similar size. n/t malthaussen Apr 6 #22
The line about gun shows cracked me up. EarnestPutz Apr 5 #14
God gave these men "two heads" and they are incapable of thinking with either one of them. ProudMNDemocrat Apr 5 #15
K&R Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 5 #16
No shortage of maga menz with small peni. sheshe2 Apr 5 #17
Assuming the smaller the better, I hear there is an operation to help those men. erronis Apr 5 #18
'the first cut is the deepest' nt et tu Apr 6 #20
And I have to admit that when I saw the "L" and "B", my mind went to niyad Apr 6 #21
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