Chefs confess to turkey-free Thanksgivings

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4. Nah. Just bored and so superior to the hoi polloi.

They find tradition to be so limiting to their awesome awesomeness. If they mess with turkey, they're met with resistance. If they abide by tradition, they're, well, traditional. Which is far worse than being dead.

They go with game meat because it's more representative of autumn?

Fall turkey hunts are common. There are some in the spring, but usually toms only, and they're often more restricted.