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BaronChocula

(1,349 posts)
Fri Dec 1, 2023, 05:25 PM Dec 2023

Help me! I'm stupid! [View all]

Please help me. I’m really stupid. The election is coming and I don’t know whether to vote for the guy who is going on trial for trying to conduct a coup against the U.S. or the guy who lowered the cost of pharmaceuticals for medicare patients. I’m just really stupid. I don’t know.

I’m super stupid. I might vote for the guy who suggested taking bleach might help fight COVID or the guy who expanded NATO and restored faith in American leadership among our allies. I’m stupid. I just don’t know.

I’m stupid in every sense of the word. Should I vote for the guy who said he was going to pass an infrastructure bill and never did in four years or the guy who passed a bipartisan infrastructure bill in under a year. You wouldn’t believe how stupid I am.

I don’t have words for how stupid I am. I don’t know if I should vote for the guy who’s been called “dumb” or a “moron” by numerous former staffers or the guy who passed the first gun safety legislation in 30 years. I’m stupid like the sun is hot.

It’s all so confusing. Or should I vote for Jill Stein? I’m stupid.

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Help me! I'm stupid! [View all] BaronChocula Dec 2023 OP
Sadly, I think that you are beyond help. Perhaps if you stuck a wet finger in an niyad Dec 2023 #1
I'm very stupid BaronChocula Dec 2023 #3
HA !!!!! Karadeniz Dec 2023 #2
Maybe it isn't such a great idea to... Think. Again. Dec 2023 #4
This is a place to vent and commiserate with other Democrats. Elessar Zappa Dec 2023 #18
True, we don't have to do anything... Think. Again. Dec 2 #21
Have noticed they Rebl2 Dec 2 #28
Nope! liberalhistorian Dec 2 #31
I agree we should be hitting hard... Think. Again. Dec 2 #32
Your edit reminded me... Hugin Dec 2 #25
Hello ! I'm dumb.....nice to meet you ! GuppyGal Dec 2023 #5
Sorry, sir. I think you have a terminal case of stupidity....it's a type that actively attacks the rational thinking OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2023 #6
maybe heavy machinery is just the ticket! ret5hd Dec 2023 #11
Nice. If only voters other than us on DU could see this. brush Dec 2023 #7
Thought The Exact Same ProfessorGAC Dec 2023 #8
The power of sharing posts on DU. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2023 #12
But they can... Think. Again. Dec 2 #22
You're not stupid...and you shouldn't claim others are brooklynite Dec 2023 #9
+1 Celerity Dec 2023 #10
And another +1. calimary Dec 2023 #16
-1 OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2023 #13
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ not fooled Dec 2 #33
Maybe this post just isn't for you BaronChocula Dec 2023 #14
But, the really old guy wants islamic terrorist drag queen caravans to illegally cross the border so they... LudwigPastorius Dec 2023 #15
Excellent post! Mr. Evil Dec 2023 #17
This earns a ten. Brilliant satire. Kennah Dec 2023 #19
Stupid post ornotna Dec 2023 #20
A very humorous... GiqueCee Dec 2 #23
You mean Tater Salad? BaronChocula Dec 2 #37
I haven't seen Ron either... GiqueCee Dec 2 #42
CNN will be interested to interview you as a typical voter. nt wiggs Dec 2 #24
It's dumb to pander to RW MiamiCuban exiles Marcus IM Dec 2 #26
What's worse - they presume to dictate policy for ALL of Latin America peppertree Dec 2 #41
Who is the "they" you're referencing? Marcus IM Dec 2 #43
The same people you were referring to, Marcus: Right-wing Cuban exiles peppertree Dec 2 #44
OK. Gotcha. Marcus IM Dec 2 #45
+1 peppertree Dec 2 #46
Let's make this viral. blm Dec 2 #27
That might not be a good look for the Democratic party, though. Think. Again. Dec 2 #29
Fred Sanford doesn't get your satire. keithbvadu2 Dec 2 #30
Face to face with drunk a**hole Jill Stein voter last night his parents/grandparents wonderful Democrats. IA8IT Dec 2 #34
Wait ... the sun is hot? willamette Dec 2 #35
Well you can start by not attending Dump rallies SouthernDem4ever Dec 2 #36
If you were REALLY stupid, Lunabell Dec 2 #38
If you were really stupid you wouldn't be smart enough to know you are stupid. twodogsbarking Dec 2 #39
Thank you! Rizen Dec 2 #40
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