We're analyzing the Republican Meltdown way too much. It's simple to understand

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. That's a good analysis.

But I have a confession...I can't stand cheerleaders. Every time I go to a youth sports event, the first thing I do is try to figure out where the cheerleaders set up, and then sit as far away from them as possible. It's not that I hate or dislike them as a person, it just doesn't seem like they add much to the event; and, their constant cheering gets on my last nerve.

Making them wear disgusting, smelly old band uniforms is really kind of funny.