Memo from a real American to Fake Secessionists: Get the fuck out of America. [View all]

[David Zephyr]

To all those who just cannot abide the fact that a brilliant African-American man now rules our beloved nation as President of the United States, and to those who attempt to mask their bigotry through a pathetic pretense of wanting to secede from the Union, you can do what all the wonderful immigrants who came to our shores have done for centuries...you can pack up, pick up and leave for wherever your heart desires.

Guess what? No one is stopping you. Of course, you may have to learn another language and to count in foreign currencies and eat something other than the deep-fried shit you've eaten your whole life, but I'm sure your hatred will see you through those obstacles.

By the way, I don't really don't fancy you being here either. So just get out. Leave. Scram. Do it and please do it soon, so we can then make room for all the blessed immigrants who would give anything to to come and participate in our E Pluribus Unum.

So, please, please, just spare us from more of your empty threats of petitioning to "secede" and either get the fuck out or shut the fuck up. We don't need you.