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Panasonic

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4. *DING* YOU HAVE BEEN INDICTED - LOVE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Reply to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 10:15 PM

Nov 2012

Please report to the nearest U.S. Marshal's office for processing within 24 hours. Failure to do so will be an additional charge of failing to abide a government order, that is a $1 billion fine or 50 years in prison or both.

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Know what Sheldon Adelson needs? [View all] Snarkoleptic Nov 2012 OP

cant look at him without thinking Auric Goldfinger... oldhippydude Nov 2012 #1

How about "Soon to be Incarcerated" left on green only Nov 2012 #2

I'm trying to read this tweet from Hillary, but keep fixating on the damned bandage. Snarkoleptic Nov 2012 #3

*DING* YOU HAVE BEEN INDICTED - LOVE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT Panasonic Nov 2012 #4

Dear Sheldon, Zoeisright Nov 2012 #5

shelly, thanks for the dough, see u in 4 yrs, kkkarl spanone Nov 2012 #6

I was thinking a battery acid enema. Warpy Nov 2012 #7

Hillary tweet: "Hey, Bozo, you blew $50 million & all you have to show for it is a bad hair job?" pacalo Nov 2012 #8

CNN says he spent 53 million in the 2012 election charlyvi Nov 2012 #9

A diaper change? Marrah_G Nov 2012 #10

...and when Adelsons lower button finally gave way, Snarkoleptic Nov 2012 #11

From the look on his wife's face... 2naSalit Nov 2012 #12

The cast of "Wayne's World" at their 50th reunion. n/t beac Nov 2012 #13

I feel sorry for his wife. Mr.Bill Nov 2012 #14

Miriam's thought bubble- "When's this old fart gonna kick it?" Snarkoleptic Nov 2012 #15

"That little POS Rove screwed me over!" nt Raine Nov 2012 #16

A HEAD TRANSPLANT? corneliamcgillicutty Nov 2012 #17

"Hey Sheldon? This is Karl Rove! Can you spare just a few more dollars?" muntrv Nov 2012 #18