General Discussion

fleur-de-lisa

(14,624 posts)

90. LOL!

Reply to FSogol (Reply #47)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:22 PM

Nov 2012

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

110 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

If you think the Republicans are just sitting around doing nothing, boy are you wrong! [View all] CoffeeCat Nov 2012 OP

LOL flamingdem Nov 2012 #1

+332,206 JaneyVee Nov 2012 #102

He "instructed his wife?" So *she's* doing all that, not him? villager Nov 2012 #2

+1! uponit7771 Nov 2012 #7

instructed my wife ?? Corgigal Nov 2012 #18

Why of course! Don't you know the wife has to be obedient to the husband? (Barf!)..... OldDem2012 Nov 2012 #37

I'm surprised he didn't say "the wife". I hear that a lot. .... Sick. postulater Nov 2012 #38

If I were his wife I'd "instruct" him to go "eff" himself. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #54

you think RudynJack Nov 2012 #76

He did but her a chainsaw Brother Buzz Nov 2012 #82

no shit - 500 cords! central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #84

LOL he went hunting and then to the bar...nt Evasporque Nov 2012 #83

Exactly nt Zorra Nov 2012 #110

If she has any sense, she'll do step 1 chalky Nov 2012 #103

That is funny Art_from_Ark Nov 2012 #104

Of course! So when none of that shit gets done, he'll have someone else to blame! n/t Iris Nov 2012 #105

As usual, it would be funny if it's wasn't so crazy/scary too. Includes the usual Republican codjh9 Nov 2012 #3

#13 I like JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2012 #4

#13 I like Flashmann Nov 2012 #16

But only donate using money orders... no more credit cards. LOL! KittyWampus Nov 2012 #24

Wow boxman Nov 2012 #5

What, he can't even help her build the darn gate?? GreenPartyVoter Nov 2012 #6

That is women's work. texanwitch Nov 2012 #17

no reference to arming himself yashoo Nov 2012 #8

Well that is assumed OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #23

hah, surely he's heavily armed already... unblock Nov 2012 #40

Wife may file for divorce. FarPoint Nov 2012 #9

First, how's he going to get instructions from FOX or Beck? Skidmore Nov 2012 #10

"Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency. " Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #46

Hasn't the dumbass heard of an "infinity bug"? MicaelS Nov 2012 #53

Well, It's Worse Than That ProfessorGAC Nov 2012 #88

How can the family call if you've tossed the cell phones and will only sinkingfeeling Nov 2012 #11

He will have to tell his wife to put a bell on the gate for ringing. texanwitch Nov 2012 #28

lol... mshasta Nov 2012 #106

Shutting off directv kills Fox News for them lol nt Obamamama44 Nov 2012 #12

Typical Repug temper tantrums. 99% of them will end up doing zilch. reformist2 Nov 2012 #13

God I wish every last one of them would check out like that. ChisolmTrailDem Nov 2012 #14

Oh they will be armed. yesphan Nov 2012 #32

^^This! Indpndnt Nov 2012 #85

I wasn't born yesterday (1948) and don't trust them HockeyMom Nov 2012 #15

14. And get a note to the milkman: NO MORE CHEESE! deutsey Nov 2012 #19

He forget to tell his wife.... kentuck Nov 2012 #20

Last line... Springslips Nov 2012 #21

500 cords of firewood? I call bullshit. I heat with firewood in Maine and use 4 cords a year. n/t Blue Meany Nov 2012 #22

to them, all numbers higher than 2 are the same, they all mean "many". unblock Nov 2012 #43

c'mon, baboons get to three before they have to go to many. Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #50

oh, my, did i imply that? unblock Nov 2012 #56

LMFAO trotsky Nov 2012 #73

He's a lumberjack Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #49

No he really cut down an entire forest sharp_stick Nov 2012 #51

That would rot before you could burn it. n/t FSogol Nov 2012 #52

Yeah, where is he storing this 500 cords of wood? Doodler71 Nov 2012 #64

DO read the Freepers' responses! Gruenemann Nov 2012 #25

bipartisanship! andrewdrinker Nov 2012 #81

I'm surprised dooner Nov 2012 #109

To remember "Fearful people can be vicious" Blue4Texas Nov 2012 #26

This guy probably has a paranoid personality disorder so yes, you don't want to get in his way. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #60

14. Procure lifetime supply of Cheeto's Cognitive_Resonance Nov 2012 #27

ha ha ha ha B Calm Nov 2012 #29

For the math majors among us; Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #30

Not less than 2370 cubic yards. hifiguy Nov 2012 #55

I'VE GOT A ROPE! Gregorian Nov 2012 #31

... SammyWinstonJack Nov 2012 #33

Is the freeper OP a well-known poster there? OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #34

Getting harder and harder to tell, isn't it? aint_no_life_nowhere Nov 2012 #67

Indeed! OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #78

#11---DOH! Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #35

The logic is flawless . . . fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #36

Good, but why not start by cancelling Internet service? City of Mills Nov 2012 #39

So I guess paratrooper82 will sit on his ass swilling tea while his wife Autumn Nov 2012 #41

lmao Libby2 Nov 2012 #42

The responses are a riot. WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #44

In other news, Freeper spousal productivity has jumped by 37% in the last 2 days n/t DisgustipatedinCA Nov 2012 #45

And Smith & Wesson Holding Corporation up by 4% in the same time frame nt siligut Nov 2012 #99

Here's his real list FSogol Nov 2012 #47

LOL! fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #90

Life in the Twilight World of Total Paranoia. hifiguy Nov 2012 #48

How are their "friends" gonna call if the phones are all smashed Doodler71 Nov 2012 #57

They will develop a new way of communicating... CoffeeCat Nov 2012 #62

He's got plenty of firewood for smoke signals. n/t susanna Nov 2012 #107

This is what one person said: Get rid of the landline too, and just use pigeons to communicate. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #70

Maybe he has lots of tin cans and string?! trixicopper Nov 2012 #97

Silly man. calico1 Nov 2012 #58

14. Move forward with top secret communication network... TeeYiYi Nov 2012 #59

Instructed my wife? Freaks. nt cecilfirefox Nov 2012 #61

It reads like some crazy neighbor character from "Family Guy" or something. eom tledford Nov 2012 #63

Locally the knives are out nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #65

This is just creepy. BeeBee Nov 2012 #66

bare necessaities! Hahahaha, remember Bear Necessities from The Jungle Book? nt thereismore Nov 2012 #68

I'm going to buy stock in Reynold's Aluminum Foil... it's gonna go HUGE next year LynneSin Nov 2012 #69

FHM SoCalDem Nov 2012 #71

11. End all computer web services. alcibiades_mystery Nov 2012 #72

I'm glad to see that most of THOSE freezers aren't as crazy as I thought they are. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #74

He's not a paratrooper, either. MineralMan Nov 2012 #75

You know what we call it when cells in the body make those kinds of decisions? Duer 157099 Nov 2012 #77

Personally, I find it sad that someone lives with such irrational fear and hatred. NYC Liberal Nov 2012 #79

500 cord of wood stacked up?!? REALLY?!?!?!?!!!!! magical thyme Nov 2012 #80

headin for Mexico where there are no socialists! librechik Nov 2012 #86

I thought they already did all this during the impeachment? LOL Carni Nov 2012 #87

14. Enroll in an English course hootinholler Nov 2012 #89

Bwahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahha! 99Forever Nov 2012 #94

He will be on that mstinamotorcity2 Nov 2012 #91

Oh, brother. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #92

Maybe his wife should stop at step one and then find a good lawyer. pa28 Nov 2012 #93

THIS PERSON "INSTRUCTING HIS WIFE" to do this.... IS STUPID trueblue2007 Nov 2012 #95

I hope they all opt for this same choice of self imprisonment. firehorse Nov 2012 #96

Get rid of cell phones, landlines and internet. Tell visitors to call first?!!!! Oh holla!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #98

Anyone see the flaw in his clever plan? brooklynite Nov 2012 #100

I can see him sitting on his dark porch (no Electric Utility account) thinking... brooklynite Nov 2012 #101

Misogynistic Whackjob! DearHeart Nov 2012 #108