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librechik

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86. headin for Mexico where there are no socialists!

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:08 PM

Nov 2012

except for the entire government. Or Canada? same thing. Ohm they will drive to the bottom of their driveway where they will lock the gate and barricade themselves awaiting the Blue Helmets.

Maybe they're heading to their secret underground lair where they will gather with other like minded people to wait out the apocalypse.

What is that, Idaho?

oh, and...He's going to get the wife to build a security gate? Is the fence impermeable? Electrified? Imaginary?

lulzy...

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If you think the Republicans are just sitting around doing nothing, boy are you wrong! [View all] CoffeeCat Nov 2012 OP

LOL flamingdem Nov 2012 #1

+332,206 JaneyVee Nov 2012 #102

He "instructed his wife?" So *she's* doing all that, not him? villager Nov 2012 #2

+1! uponit7771 Nov 2012 #7

instructed my wife ?? Corgigal Nov 2012 #18

Why of course! Don't you know the wife has to be obedient to the husband? (Barf!)..... OldDem2012 Nov 2012 #37

I'm surprised he didn't say "the wife". I hear that a lot. .... Sick. postulater Nov 2012 #38

If I were his wife I'd "instruct" him to go "eff" himself. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #54

you think RudynJack Nov 2012 #76

He did but her a chainsaw Brother Buzz Nov 2012 #82

no shit - 500 cords! central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #84

LOL he went hunting and then to the bar...nt Evasporque Nov 2012 #83

Exactly nt Zorra Nov 2012 #110

If she has any sense, she'll do step 1 chalky Nov 2012 #103

That is funny Art_from_Ark Nov 2012 #104

Of course! So when none of that shit gets done, he'll have someone else to blame! n/t Iris Nov 2012 #105

As usual, it would be funny if it's wasn't so crazy/scary too. Includes the usual Republican codjh9 Nov 2012 #3

#13 I like JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2012 #4

#13 I like Flashmann Nov 2012 #16

But only donate using money orders... no more credit cards. LOL! KittyWampus Nov 2012 #24

Wow boxman Nov 2012 #5

What, he can't even help her build the darn gate?? GreenPartyVoter Nov 2012 #6

That is women's work. texanwitch Nov 2012 #17

no reference to arming himself yashoo Nov 2012 #8

Well that is assumed OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #23

hah, surely he's heavily armed already... unblock Nov 2012 #40

Wife may file for divorce. FarPoint Nov 2012 #9

First, how's he going to get instructions from FOX or Beck? Skidmore Nov 2012 #10

"Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency. " Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #46

Hasn't the dumbass heard of an "infinity bug"? MicaelS Nov 2012 #53

Well, It's Worse Than That ProfessorGAC Nov 2012 #88

How can the family call if you've tossed the cell phones and will only sinkingfeeling Nov 2012 #11

He will have to tell his wife to put a bell on the gate for ringing. texanwitch Nov 2012 #28

lol... mshasta Nov 2012 #106

Shutting off directv kills Fox News for them lol nt Obamamama44 Nov 2012 #12

Typical Repug temper tantrums. 99% of them will end up doing zilch. reformist2 Nov 2012 #13

God I wish every last one of them would check out like that. ChisolmTrailDem Nov 2012 #14

Oh they will be armed. yesphan Nov 2012 #32

^^This! Indpndnt Nov 2012 #85

I wasn't born yesterday (1948) and don't trust them HockeyMom Nov 2012 #15

14. And get a note to the milkman: NO MORE CHEESE! deutsey Nov 2012 #19

He forget to tell his wife.... kentuck Nov 2012 #20

Last line... Springslips Nov 2012 #21

500 cords of firewood? I call bullshit. I heat with firewood in Maine and use 4 cords a year. n/t Blue Meany Nov 2012 #22

to them, all numbers higher than 2 are the same, they all mean "many". unblock Nov 2012 #43

c'mon, baboons get to three before they have to go to many. Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #50

oh, my, did i imply that? unblock Nov 2012 #56

LMFAO trotsky Nov 2012 #73

He's a lumberjack Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #49

No he really cut down an entire forest sharp_stick Nov 2012 #51

That would rot before you could burn it. n/t FSogol Nov 2012 #52

Yeah, where is he storing this 500 cords of wood? Doodler71 Nov 2012 #64

DO read the Freepers' responses! Gruenemann Nov 2012 #25

bipartisanship! andrewdrinker Nov 2012 #81

I'm surprised dooner Nov 2012 #109

To remember "Fearful people can be vicious" Blue4Texas Nov 2012 #26

This guy probably has a paranoid personality disorder so yes, you don't want to get in his way. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #60

14. Procure lifetime supply of Cheeto's Cognitive_Resonance Nov 2012 #27

ha ha ha ha B Calm Nov 2012 #29

For the math majors among us; Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #30

Not less than 2370 cubic yards. hifiguy Nov 2012 #55

I'VE GOT A ROPE! Gregorian Nov 2012 #31

... SammyWinstonJack Nov 2012 #33

Is the freeper OP a well-known poster there? OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #34

Getting harder and harder to tell, isn't it? aint_no_life_nowhere Nov 2012 #67

Indeed! OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #78

#11---DOH! Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #35

The logic is flawless . . . fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #36

Good, but why not start by cancelling Internet service? City of Mills Nov 2012 #39

So I guess paratrooper82 will sit on his ass swilling tea while his wife Autumn Nov 2012 #41

lmao Libby2 Nov 2012 #42

The responses are a riot. WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #44

In other news, Freeper spousal productivity has jumped by 37% in the last 2 days n/t DisgustipatedinCA Nov 2012 #45

And Smith & Wesson Holding Corporation up by 4% in the same time frame nt siligut Nov 2012 #99

Here's his real list FSogol Nov 2012 #47

LOL! fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #90

Life in the Twilight World of Total Paranoia. hifiguy Nov 2012 #48

How are their "friends" gonna call if the phones are all smashed Doodler71 Nov 2012 #57

They will develop a new way of communicating... CoffeeCat Nov 2012 #62

He's got plenty of firewood for smoke signals. n/t susanna Nov 2012 #107

This is what one person said: Get rid of the landline too, and just use pigeons to communicate. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #70

Maybe he has lots of tin cans and string?! trixicopper Nov 2012 #97

Silly man. calico1 Nov 2012 #58

14. Move forward with top secret communication network... TeeYiYi Nov 2012 #59

Instructed my wife? Freaks. nt cecilfirefox Nov 2012 #61

It reads like some crazy neighbor character from "Family Guy" or something. eom tledford Nov 2012 #63

Locally the knives are out nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #65

This is just creepy. BeeBee Nov 2012 #66

bare necessaities! Hahahaha, remember Bear Necessities from The Jungle Book? nt thereismore Nov 2012 #68

I'm going to buy stock in Reynold's Aluminum Foil... it's gonna go HUGE next year LynneSin Nov 2012 #69

FHM SoCalDem Nov 2012 #71

11. End all computer web services. alcibiades_mystery Nov 2012 #72

I'm glad to see that most of THOSE freezers aren't as crazy as I thought they are. Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #74

He's not a paratrooper, either. MineralMan Nov 2012 #75

You know what we call it when cells in the body make those kinds of decisions? Duer 157099 Nov 2012 #77

Personally, I find it sad that someone lives with such irrational fear and hatred. NYC Liberal Nov 2012 #79

500 cord of wood stacked up?!? REALLY?!?!?!?!!!!! magical thyme Nov 2012 #80

headin for Mexico where there are no socialists! librechik Nov 2012 #86

I thought they already did all this during the impeachment? LOL Carni Nov 2012 #87

14. Enroll in an English course hootinholler Nov 2012 #89

Bwahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahha! 99Forever Nov 2012 #94

He will be on that mstinamotorcity2 Nov 2012 #91

Oh, brother. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #92

Maybe his wife should stop at step one and then find a good lawyer. pa28 Nov 2012 #93

THIS PERSON "INSTRUCTING HIS WIFE" to do this.... IS STUPID trueblue2007 Nov 2012 #95

I hope they all opt for this same choice of self imprisonment. firehorse Nov 2012 #96

Get rid of cell phones, landlines and internet. Tell visitors to call first?!!!! Oh holla!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #98

Anyone see the flaw in his clever plan? brooklynite Nov 2012 #100

I can see him sitting on his dark porch (no Electric Utility account) thinking... brooklynite Nov 2012 #101

Misogynistic Whackjob! DearHeart Nov 2012 #108