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Renew Deal

(81,833 posts)
Tue Jan 24, 2023, 03:08 PM Jan 2023

Do you have classified documents at your house? [View all]

If so, please have your lawyer contact the Department of Justice.

Thank you


27 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Yes, I found some in the garage, basement, freezer, etc.
12 (44%)
Can't find any but they must be here somewhere
11 (41%)
Agent Mike
4 (15%)
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But to hell if I'll give 'em back!!! LakeArenal Jan 2023 #1
Must be here somewhere mvd Jan 2023 #2
Sorry, that's classified. Nt TxGuitar Jan 2023 #3
Yes but I forgot where. MontanaMama Jan 2023 #4
Yes. They were exactly in my garagebasementfreezer. Iggo Jan 2023 #5
My House RobinA Jan 2023 #6
Pick Agent Mike if you're outside the US Renew Deal Jan 2023 #8
I just ordered a CLASSIFIED stamp from Amazon dweller Jan 2023 #7
Hah! UTUSN Jan 2023 #9
No, I can declassify with my mind, duh! onecaliberal Jan 2023 #10
Hahahahaha. All righty then. brush Jan 2023 #23
GLOMAR imaginary girl Jan 2023 #11
Heehee. Good one. CYA all the way. brush Jan 2023 #22
Well if there are any wendyb-NC Jan 2023 #12
Classified by who? Have some steamy love letters I don't want public lol Takket Jan 2023 #13
They were in the reading rack by the toilet. patphil Jan 2023 #14
I have my 54 year old marriage license agingdem Jan 2023 #15
Mine our in the trunk of my car, for safe keeping. Buckeyeblue Jan 2023 #16
I was using mine for toilet paper during the pandemic. Ray Bruns Jan 2023 #17
I don't even save the classified section of the newspaper. onenote Jan 2023 #18
Well I thought I had them here but sdfernando Jan 2023 #19
I did but I shredded them. Who needs that headache. brush Jan 2023 #20
Of course. Very tasty. moondust Jan 2023 #21
I have Classified ads from the 80's. GreenWave Jan 2023 #24
It's a sickness and I can't get over it. eppur_se_muova Jan 2023 #25
May get a lot of families of hoarders excited... hlthe2b Jan 2023 #26
That reminds me of a very old joke about the soviet union. A guy calls the kgb, telling niyad Jan 2023 #30
Hah! Maybe we are on to something here... hlthe2b Jan 2023 #31
I am going to have the FBI come and search. Chainfire Jan 2023 #27
I have boxes of "IBM Confidential" documents..... education documents from early sinkingfeeling Jan 2023 #28
yes. they are in my file cabinet under "C" IcyPeas Jan 2023 #29
Agent Mike should be dropping by any day now. While he's searching, maybe he can fold laundry Hekate Jan 2023 #32
He never would eat my sourdough bread, Throckmorton Jan 2023 #35
I myself would find fresh sourdough hard to resist... Hekate Jan 2023 #36
Propriety documents from various telecommunication companies I subcontracted for Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2023 #33
Yes I do. Throckmorton Jan 2023 #34
I already sold them Meowmee Jan 2023 #37
Well, yeah, but they are Russian documents hacked from Putin and the Kremlin. Roisin Ni Fiachra Jan 2023 #38
Yeah Conjuay Jan 2023 #39
Oh Hell No... GGoss Jan 2023 #40
This thread gave me a needed lol, ty for posting it. JuJuChen Jan 2023 #41
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