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dogknob

(2,431 posts)
122. Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:16 AM
Nov 2012

Deploy the angry beaver. Crooked javelin and bowhunter standing by to be overrun.

Mugwump JHB Nov 2012 #1
The lobster has been cooked. Repeat, the lobster has been cooked. Saving Hawaii Nov 2012 #78
Are you sure? spinbaby Nov 2012 #145
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine JHB Nov 2012 #147
Tony sent me. closeupready Nov 2012 #159
"be sure to drink your Ovaltine" - BWAH! One of the best movies ever. kath Nov 2012 #160
The mugwump from the Naked Lunch movie? Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #205
Hey, keep it anonymous! No pictures! JHB Nov 2012 #209
vote early in amarillo. run over to new mexico and vote by lunch. hit colorado seabeyond Nov 2012 #2
Beat you to the polls in Amarillo Caretha Nov 2012 #96
bah hahah. good for you. you did the smart thing. hubby went to early voting, last day. seabeyond Nov 2012 #101
Did you know some guy in NC is being harrassed for a similar joke? SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #106
ya. i took that into consideration. bring it on. nt seabeyond Nov 2012 #117
I wrote something similar on my FB but have mostly dems SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #119
Message received ohheckyeah Nov 2012 #3
Initiate at 0630 EST. That is all... liam_laddie Nov 2012 #4
Me too..totally killing the theme! n/t vaberella Nov 2012 #54
LOL, I just served on jury duty for this thread Matariki Nov 2012 #5
Is that TRUE?? Cause if it is, it's AWESOME!! renie408 Nov 2012 #7
Now THAT's funny! nt MrScorpio Nov 2012 #9
;-) Matariki Nov 2012 #21
Almost makes me go change status to serve in juries nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #38
I love me some DU Caretha Nov 2012 #98
The squirrels have placed the walnuts in the apple trees - hedgehog Nov 2012 #168
**guffaw** Me too LOL!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #16
DUzy of an alert! pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author flowomo Nov 2012 #22
Best DU Performance art EVER!! nolabear Nov 2012 #23
Yeah, but I got voted down 5-1! flowomo Nov 2012 #25
I am so sorry but some of the comments from the jurists were as hilarious as the alert itself nc4bo Nov 2012 #35
It was a pleasure to lose... flowomo Nov 2012 #44
+1 nc4bo Nov 2012 #51
lol Flowomo Matariki Nov 2012 #55
+1 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #91
DUzy malaise Nov 2012 #62
HAHA!! flygal Nov 2012 #66
LOLOL! n/t OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #80
Too funny! H2O Man Nov 2012 #90
MORE WIN THAN CAN BE REASONABLY HANDLED WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #156
I was juror number one! Initech Nov 2012 #164
I was juror #5 nc4bo Nov 2012 #187
ROFLMAO Jamastiene Nov 2012 #182
Here. It's upthread. Juror #5 for the win! ;-) Matariki Nov 2012 #186
Gotta luv DU during times like these!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #189
Oh, noes! They're on to us! Just kidding, Agent Mike! freshwest Nov 2012 #201
Operation Mindfuck is a GO!! renie408 Nov 2012 #6
Roger that. C_U_L8R Nov 2012 #8
I'm clearly not clued into whatever ya'll are talking about here... codjh9 Nov 2012 #10
Good! That's exactly what you say if any republicans ask you what we're up to. Aristus Nov 2012 #27
Hah! OK. Well, just because I said 'ya''ll', I'm *definitely* not a Repuke (life-long Dem) codjh9 Nov 2012 #40
Dude! I was born and raised in Texas! Aristus Nov 2012 #45
Me too.... it kinda depends on who I'm around - like if I'm IN Texas, I usually don't codjh9 Nov 2012 #49
You're losing your accent William Seger Nov 2012 #65
BUt can you say Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #134
Ya, I still don't get it barbiegeek Nov 2012 #110
Riiiiiiight. Good. Don't let on. mac56 Nov 2012 #129
Action initiated, passed to second tier initiates in OH, CO, and FL per directive. Melinda Nov 2012 #11
Florida checking in Amaril Nov 2012 #88
Attention. Attention! There is a mole amongst you! Your mission is in peril. Attention. Attention! nc4bo Nov 2012 #12
War on Christmas initiates in 3... 2... 1 oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #15
OMG! Now I don't know what to do. ornotna Nov 2012 #13
Shhh, that's for the second part !! Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #24
Not yet. "Emu meatball" LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #109
Wait - I'm confused Kber Nov 2012 #14
Yellowdog 9 on 4 ~ engaged on blue 0 diamond star halo LVN/-# - Zorra Nov 2012 #17
Oh shit. I have Bluedog 4 on 9 Melinda Nov 2012 #32
Different locations, that's all, here's the difference Zorra Nov 2012 #138
Thank you comrade! Melinda Nov 2012 #143
Mareseatoats and Doeseatoats and rateyes Nov 2012 #18
THANKS for giving it AWAY. "Maresydoats"! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #72
Jello in place, ready to set fire to the couch. Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #20
The chicken heart that ate New York TalkingDog Nov 2012 #190
:-) sadbear Nov 2012 #26
HSST!! Beware. The internet has eyes. The internet has eyes! nolabear Nov 2012 #28
Houdini has returned to Appleton... countryjake Nov 2012 #171
Zulu Team here lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #29
wait!! Are we in the burgundy alert phase? Or taupe? I can't find my envelope!!! progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #30
Alert Phase: Merlot MrScorpio Nov 2012 #34
oh even better!! nt progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #172
What! We should be way past that to Chardonnay!!! NO TIME TO LOSE! LiberalElite Nov 2012 #191
I've got the monkey wrench, the terrarium of cockroaches, Aristus Nov 2012 #31
Jean has a long mousatche? Jean has a long moustache? amandabeech Nov 2012 #67
THAT'S THE SIGNAL, EVERYBODY! Aristus Nov 2012 #131
But but the yellow dog hasn't barked yet. shraby Nov 2012 #33
FLyellowdog is chasing her tail; repeat, FLyellowdog is chasing her tail. Carry on. FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #50
Butterfly nets and Irish bookies engaged. Awaiting execute code. politicat Nov 2012 #36
Cocked Locked and Loaded. Blue Idaho Nov 2012 #37
10-4... nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #39
Roger that. ellie Nov 2012 #41
The radishes ARE ripe; Repeat: the radishes ARE ripe doubleplusgood Nov 2012 #42
The order has been authenticated. eqfan592 Nov 2012 #43
The celery is under the back tire. applegrove Nov 2012 #46
The cats are in the barn. Repeat the cats are in the barn. Liberalynn Nov 2012 #47
Well done!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #48
It wasn't easy but it had to be done Liberalynn Nov 2012 #89
Sector 12F status check Budgies Revenge Nov 2012 #52
Butter, butter, butter... Hekate Nov 2012 #141
The kettle is on the stove jberryhill Nov 2012 #53
LL1; LL2; LL3; LL4 access lists confirmed. LuvLoogie Nov 2012 #56
Queen to Queen's Level 3 Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #57
Queen to King's level 1 nc4bo Nov 2012 #58
checkmate Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #167
The crow flies at dawn. REPEAT The crow flies at dawn. 5-7-13-42-80 rad51 Nov 2012 #59
Taking flight to the rooky wood. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #73
We must achieve total scritpural reversal before the critical window for execution closes. lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #60
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE? GeorgeGist Nov 2012 #61
That's all mine said too. lumberjack_jeff Nov 2012 #114
Initiated. The significant owl hoots in the night. Hekate Nov 2012 #63
Now activating almonds. REPEAT: activating almonds LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #111
But I'm all out of whipped cream. Angleae Nov 2012 #64
the bird is in the house rdking647 Nov 2012 #68
zaphod has the towel countryjake Nov 2012 #69
Initialized in NY3 union_maid Nov 2012 #70
OMG! I have to wash my hair yet! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #71
ROTF! countryjake Nov 2012 #76
A stylist is enroute! HappyMe Nov 2012 #104
Headed to sector 340 with Smith, Johnson, and Nunez... Comrade_McKenzie Nov 2012 #74
10-4 ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #94
Nunez is the rat.... ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #128
Okay, that's some funny shit right there. RomneyLies Nov 2012 #75
Thank God. Now I can get rid of all these chickens y'all stuck me with Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #77
It is done. joshcryer Nov 2012 #79
***begin transmission*** It is a cold day for pontooning. Repeat: a cold day for pontooning. mikeytherat Nov 2012 #81
Karl Rove in Curiosity coming over the horizon!! Initiate drones!! Initiate drones!!! mfcorey1 Nov 2012 #82
Roger. BirdDog One is at orbit. I repeat: Orbit. trof Nov 2012 #83
Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer. Throckmorton Nov 2012 #84
The dog is securely tied to the roof treestar Nov 2012 #85
The sketch is ready to etch. I repeat: the sketch is ready to etch. intheflow Nov 2012 #202
The snake is in the grass! Alleycat Nov 2012 #86
May I mambo dogface on the banana patch? Viking12 Nov 2012 #87
You fucker! You sank my battleship! Bucky Nov 2012 #92
"Tick a lock" ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #93
No worries from Home Base Foxtrot: we have the birth certificate and the matches are still dry Bucky Nov 2012 #95
BBC to the French Resistance JPZenger Nov 2012 #97
Now Switching from grid teal to target pink... dogknob Nov 2012 #99
29 Nude Nuns Strike Faux Phobia Poses! yoyossarian Nov 2012 #100
Agent Mike is monitoring Nevernose Nov 2012 #102
Hey@_I+kNow=that*giy nolabels Nov 2012 #107
Omicrom!? Skidmore Nov 2012 #103
ok I give up LiberalElite Nov 2012 #105
Good. That's exactly the answer to give if questioned. mac56 Nov 2012 #123
I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you now. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #152
Our secret plan to reduce stress and defeat the enemy. TalkingDog Nov 2012 #188
Now I understand...shhhh. LiberalElite Nov 2012 #192
I was told Abercrombie, will readjust for new info, Elephant chunks SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #108
Santa gave me his reindeer mercuryblues Nov 2012 #112
The pudding is delicious. HappyMe Nov 2012 #113
10-4. The book is in the car. JUMP. nt BumRushDaShow Nov 2012 #115
Had a little problem in Sector 666 union_maid Nov 2012 #116
Red State Switcheroo switch standing by awaiting orders! RedCloud Nov 2012 #118
ONE FISH TWO FISH! yoyossarian Nov 2012 #120
I didn't know it was YOU the entire time - well played, sir! IdaBriggs Nov 2012 #121
Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm... dogknob Nov 2012 #122
when do we finally get to use the FEMA camps d_r Nov 2012 #124
Soon, soon... Hekate Nov 2012 #148
ok, comrade, I'll keep waiting d_r Nov 2012 #169
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. mac56 Nov 2012 #125
Urgent....set all transponders to 198.34....ultrawave frequency 6 ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #126
Excess time elapsed in baking. Recipe discontinued. mac56 Nov 2012 #130
Message from Sweet Green Icing @ MacArthur Park: Someone left the cake out in the rain. nc4bo Nov 2012 #151
Sounds like they don't think that they can take it. mac56 Nov 2012 #153
Drat! Tsiyu Nov 2012 #195
Oh nooooooooooo........! mac56 Nov 2012 #196
Operation "Retire Richie Rich & Eddie Munster" is in full force in Old Dominion. johnnyrocket Nov 2012 #127
There is a fire in the insurance agency. mac56 Nov 2012 #132
Um, those aren't dice. lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #200
Blue Bald Eagle waxing on off... dogknob Nov 2012 #133
Doing my bit here in the Midwest with the Telekinetic Team. Chiyo-chichi Nov 2012 #135
A tractor trailer just backed up to the loading dock and littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #136
No soap. Radio. mac56 Nov 2012 #137
Status Update Omicron: Tsiyu Nov 2012 #139
Activate Project X!!! Odin2005 Nov 2012 #140
Done. Their kung fu is not strong. nt Zorra Nov 2012 #146
Fort Worth coded BlueCollar Nov 2012 #142
shoot the moon . . . shoot the moon datasuspect Nov 2012 #155
The pigeon is under the wastebasket. Butterbean Nov 2012 #144
Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise. I repeat.... Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #149
On my way to court in a suit and a tie Dr. Strange Nov 2012 #165
Ssst. Passed Agent Mike on corner of 12th & Vine Hekate Nov 2012 #150
------7-4-3-9-1-2------ datasuspect Nov 2012 #154
------8-6-7-5-3-0-9------ JHB Nov 2012 #194
When will cell reveal? Three 16. Taverner Nov 2012 #157
We're in! The dogs treed the wrong possum! Zorra Nov 2012 #166
I FORGOT MY ACTION STATION!!!! meegbear Nov 2012 #158
Your mission is to guide voters through the maze of Republican obstruction: JHB Nov 2012 #197
Rosebud argiel1234 Nov 2012 #161
Fettle the vangs intaglio Nov 2012 #162
One Alpha Yankee mick063 Nov 2012 #163
I thought the "activated almonds" thread was amazing WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #170
The orca has drowned in the tsunami... countryjake Nov 2012 #174
Supreme Voting Commander Lyndon B. Johnson says: Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #173
Execute War Plan Kolob. MARK!! Blue team go! Erose999 Nov 2012 #175
The cat is wearing the hat. Sissyk Nov 2012 #176
The chair is against the wall. Zax2me Nov 2012 #177
We'll meet you on some corner. I'll be the man smoking two cigarettes. montanto Nov 2012 #178
Dog's barking, can't fly without umbrella! Mick, Mick, speak ENGLISH!! JoePhilly Nov 2012 #179
This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds WilmywoodNCparalegal Nov 2012 #180
Tapioca or creme brulee? Transmission GARBLED! LiberalElite Nov 2012 #181
Roger that. Over and out. n/t Jamastiene Nov 2012 #183
The Cultured Vegetables are Black Boxed Matariki Nov 2012 #184
Goose is in the nest. Repeat. Goose is in the nest. hifiguy Nov 2012 #185
This message was self-deleted by its author DevonRex Nov 2012 #193
Calling all Blue Blaze Irregulars! Assemble! mac56 Nov 2012 #198
How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees? yoyossarian Nov 2012 #199
Plan Omicron mission accomplished! Congratulations, everyone, on a job well done!!! Zorra Nov 2012 #203
The eagle has landed...the fat man walks alone! nt msanthrope Nov 2012 #204
Mission: Accomplished, Everyone MrScorpio Nov 2012 #206
+47 mercuryblues Nov 2012 #207
Sorry I'm late. Gold Metal Flake Nov 2012 #208
Standing by theKed Nov 2012 #210
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