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Viva_La_Revolution

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27. I just sent it out on Facebook!

Reply to Motown_Johnny (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 27, 2012, 11:04 AM

Oct 2012

If you can't bring yourself to vote for the Mormon or the one you pretend is Muslim, Vote for Jesus!

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Almost 1.4 Million Pledge For Jesus as Write-In Candidate in 2012, as Disgruntled Evangelicals Vent [View all] unhappycamper Oct 2012 OP

Possibly the most tortured first sentence in history. WilliamPitt Oct 2012 #1

The sentenagraph (paragraph-long sentence)... redqueen Oct 2012 #35

A contender for the Bulwer-Lytton Award, I'd say riqster Oct 2012 #52

Dunno - Dickens, Milton, Faulkner et al did quite well with them. nt dmallind Oct 2012 #114

Journalism != literature. nt redqueen Oct 2012 #124

A sterling effort, indeed. nt bemildred Oct 2012 #56

Man, no kidding. calimary Oct 2012 #105

All I can say is BlueToTheBone Oct 2012 #2

+1 redqueen Oct 2012 #36

I'm all for it. I think I will go tell them that I will also vote for Jesus. Motown_Johnny Oct 2012 #3

Amen, and may a lot of their right-wing confreres follow suit in Pennsylvania and Maine! n/t Vogon_Glory Oct 2012 #11

I just sent it out on Facebook! Viva_La_Revolution Oct 2012 #27

I put it on Facebook too, saying all true believers would do this Motown_Johnny Oct 2012 #30

This is good siligut Oct 2012 #92

I wonder which states these Jesus Party voters are from? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #4

Denial, Confusion, Ignorance, and Fear. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #34

Not necessarily aletier_v Oct 2012 #40

If those are the states, then we can find some of those folks right here. cleanhippie Oct 2012 #62

One day, Mankind will stop being superstitious. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #71

OT somewhat, but Richard Pryor as usual nails it: coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #127

Like one of my favorite bands says... reflection Oct 2012 #81

+1 sarcasmo Oct 2012 #126

so they are gonna vote for a hispanic? hfojvt Oct 2012 #5

Are they asking to see his birth certificate first? Coyotl Oct 2012 #6

well in fairness, he was born before the ratification of The Constitution cojoel Oct 2012 #64

Praise the Lord and pass the damn peas! nc4bo Oct 2012 #7

Virgil Goode might play a spoiler role tabbycat31 Oct 2012 #50

Jesus doesn't meet the age requirement. WinkyDink Oct 2012 #8

He certainly does! He's over 35 years old Wednesdays Oct 2012 #14

Well, if you're counting the Resurrected Years! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #24

A vote for Jesus Christ isn't a vote for Mitt Romney RomneyLies Oct 2012 #9

Thats what I said... Hopefully, this gets lots of play in the MSM, lets go for 2 million Pledges! winstars Oct 2012 #28

Big problem! greatauntoftriplets Oct 2012 #10

Geography, science, history (except Biblical) matters not to this crew. nm nc4bo Oct 2012 #12

Biblical history doesn't matter to them either. eomer Oct 2012 #22

lol unhappycamper Oct 2012 #13

Maybe it's okay since he wasn't born in Kenya. greatauntoftriplets Oct 2012 #49

OT somewhat, but brings to mind a classic from former Rape-publican NC Senator Jesse Helms: coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #129

I don't know why anyone would want to vote for nichomachus Oct 2012 #15

Well, how do your roses look? A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #97

Great. JackN415 Oct 2012 #16

Decided to go for the liberal after all. N/T Bonhomme Richard Oct 2012 #17

it's funny because it's true! renate Oct 2012 #107

Liberal? You mean the Communist, right? - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #130

We definitely need to encourage this behavior. eppur_se_muova Oct 2012 #18

Reality is just better than anything you could make up. nt bemildred Oct 2012 #19

Bless their hearts...I thought they didn't want to vote for a non-citizen Maeve Oct 2012 #20

Awesome gollygee Oct 2012 #21

The Jesus has my vote as well tjwash Oct 2012 #23

This comes as no surprise to me. PotatoChip Oct 2012 #25

"...writing in Santorum."??? Isn't that consiidered a fetish of some sort? Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #46

Eeeew I know. 'Ick' is the definitely the right word. PotatoChip Oct 2012 #53

I'd hate to have to be the guy who hand counts THOSE ballots. Warren DeMontague Oct 2012 #111

I would encourage all right wing fundamentalists to do this n/t etherealtruth Oct 2012 #26

This is a great idea for a movie Johonny Oct 2012 #29

LOL! PotatoChip Oct 2012 #37

True! They really wouldn't want Jesus in charge... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #47

You forgot femrap Oct 2012 #102

LOL! cheezmaka Oct 2012 #118

They'll be pissed when they find out tabasco Oct 2012 #31

Very true... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #39

Christ for President!!! morningfog Oct 2012 #32

I wonder how the Electoral college would deal with a Jesus presidency? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #85

Who could possibly be more qualified than Jesus? LisaL Oct 2012 #33

I highly encourage this behavior. TwilightGardener Oct 2012 #38

"Mopsy? Why are we voting for our gardener again?" Robb Oct 2012 #41

Jesus already has the Highest Office in the Universe cheezmaka Oct 2012 #42

Jesus Is The Best. Amen Hallelujah! jsr Oct 2012 #43

Jesus is just alright by me Retrograde Oct 2012 #99

I just posted this on FB for Skidmore Oct 2012 #44

I just posted that on Face Book. I got some crazy fundie Autumn Oct 2012 #45

He will be the first Jewish president! Tanuki Oct 2012 #48

Hah! Good one! First a Muslim, now a Jew! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #131

I'm not sure he's the man for the job theKed Oct 2012 #51

He can walk on water. LisaL Oct 2012 #54

Gets pretty easy theKed Oct 2012 #79

Not to mention he never travelled more than 400 miles in his whole life. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #108

Coffee meet monitor. No fair :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #132

Good! That's 1.4 million less votes for the GOP. nt. OldDem2012 Oct 2012 #55

Exactly, hope this happens in lots of states Thinkingabout Oct 2012 #104

Hard to believe they would vote for a Jew itsrobert Oct 2012 #57

so they are gonna vote for a dark skinned... SHRED Oct 2012 #58

Jesus Saves! He might even save this election nt progree Oct 2012 #59

fingers crossed EC Oct 2012 #60

What a bunch of maroons azureblue Oct 2012 #61

I agree 100% cheezmaka Oct 2012 #119

I want to see his birth certificate. glinda Oct 2012 #63

I just wrote a web script that is atutomatically entering data into their system.. DCBob Oct 2012 #65

They either removed it or it isn't working. n/t ohheckyeah Oct 2012 #98

I got it up to 1.5M then killed it myself. DCBob Oct 2012 #100

I got it running again.. DCBob Oct 2012 #101

That people cannot get beyond religion and race in an election astonishes me AllyCat Oct 2012 #66

So these folks have a choice between a Mormon, a Socialist, and a Christian. progressivebydesign Oct 2012 #67

I wonder what human form he would take IF he somehow won? Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Oct 2012 #68

He? I've seen God and she's black! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #133

If those are votes NOT going for Romney, I'll take it. DinahMoeHum Oct 2012 #69

Voting machines do not have a place for write-ins. Is that against the law? DhhD Oct 2012 #70

If that is the case, why hasn't the corporate media Iliyah Oct 2012 #72

But! Jesus doesn't have a US birth certificate! nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2012 #73

What a fucked up bunch of people DainBramaged Oct 2012 #74

I put that on my FB this morning. Four of my fundie relatives have shared it. Autumn Oct 2012 #94

I believe it... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #121

United States of Canada vs JesusLand Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2012 #75

WOW ... If that doesn't scare you ... check your pulse, you might be dead. Orbit1 Oct 2012 #76

Does this mean Jesus will become the Ralph Nader of the GOP? DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2012 #77

How many of these people think Jesus was white? NYC Liberal Oct 2012 #78

As North Carolina Rape-publican Senator Jesse Helms is reported to have once said, "If coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #134

A little background on the Rev. Keller Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #80

I'd rather have them voting for Jesus than for Romney Anthony McCarthy Oct 2012 #82

at least there would be a split Repub vote Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #86

Candidate Jesus asks for your vote. Arugula Latte Oct 2012 #83

This could be proof that Jesus saves. If Jesus Zorra Oct 2012 #84

Amen to that! cheezmaka Oct 2012 #120

Has this made it to the MSM yet? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #87

K&R. Glad to hear it. Overseas Oct 2012 #88

oh those jewish rabbis' - middle east-like peace coming to a town near you toby jo Oct 2012 #89

jesus was a rabbi datasuspect Oct 2012 #90

I know dude, I don't buy into the narrative toby jo Oct 2012 #95

The evangelicals need to know this: LeftInTX Oct 2012 #91

Another DUer mentioned a cartoon...........holy jeez. For those who can't comprehend the rituals nc4bo Oct 2012 #93

holy shit- is that for real? upi402 Oct 2012 #103

There is a link to a state-level breakdown of laws regarding write-ins adamuu Oct 2012 #96

First Latino President JI7 Oct 2012 #106

Hah! Good one :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #135

In other news... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #109

Coffee, meet monitor! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #136

Good. n/t leeroysphitz Oct 2012 #110

I heartily encourage them in this brave, important effort. Warren DeMontague Oct 2012 #112

Wow and people complained about Barack Obama's vacations Doodler71 Oct 2012 #113

No HERE's a theological dilemma... brooklynite Oct 2012 #115

Did you see the vote for satan link? BainsBane Oct 2012 #116

Do they know that Jesus wasn't born in the United States? Blue_In_AK Oct 2012 #117

I support this 100% ncav53 Oct 2012 #122

I've got no problem with this theHandpuppet Oct 2012 #123

Obama wins, thanks Idiots. sarcasmo Oct 2012 #125

Did anyone click on the voting for satan link? IVoteDFL Oct 2012 #128