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Chainfire

(17,757 posts) Thu Jul 29, 2021, 10:11 AM Jul 2021

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Greetings! Your call is not very important to us, or we would have had a person take it. We know that you want something, but we don’t really care, so we have designed a system of progressive menus that will not provide you with the option that you need and in the end, will circle back to this message in the hope that you will get frustrated and just hang up. If you want "customer service" call a prostitute.

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Honest customer service recording: [View all] Chainfire Jul 2021 OP

The seventh circle of voice mail hell EYESORE 9001 Jul 2021 #1

So true! Liberty Belle Jul 2021 #2

If your call was important to us GopherGal Jul 2021 #3