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20. And his asparagus is limp and moldy, if I may cast that.

Reply to lastlib (Reply #14)

Wed Jun 9, 2021, 10:32 AM

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Gohmert Asks If BLM & Forest Service Can Move Moon's Or Earth's Orbit [View all] smb Jun 2021 OP

let's send him up there to find out NewHendoLib Jun 2021 #1

Come on Louie? You ain't one of those Flat Earthers too? The Sun & Moon revolve around the Earth. TheBlackAdder Jun 2021 #26

It takes some intelligence Turbineguy Jun 2021 #2

Charles Pierce's "Padishah Emperor of the Stupid". bluedigger Jun 2021 #3

This dickhead probably thinks the Black Lives Matter movement is that powerful. sop Jun 2021 #4

I suspect he means Buereau of Land Managment, Volaris Jun 2021 #6

Haha yeah I was wondering how black lives matter Takket Jun 2021 #31

Sure, but doing it will distract them from nuking hurricanes Yonnie3 Jun 2021 #5

A missed opportunity to tell him how wrong and uninformed he really is. GemDigger Jun 2021 #7

Yes, what a missed opportunity! :-( TheRickles Jun 2021 #37

Yeee Haw East Texas...here is the moron that you keep electing. Liberal In Texas Jun 2021 #8

Silly congressman. Only Jewish Space Lasers are that powerful. nt Buns_of_Fire Jun 2021 #9

Darn it, one minute too late! tanyev Jun 2021 #11

I think it's an unintended consequence of the vaccine. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2021 #15

Oh come on, Louie. That's what the Jewish space lasers are for. tanyev Jun 2021 #10

He's probably one of those jerks who want to blow up the moon soothsayer Jun 2021 #12

Must be from the Onion...nah just Louie. QED Jun 2021 #13

I'm not saying Louis is an idiot..... lastlib Jun 2021 #14

And his asparagus is limp and moldy, if I may cast that. JHB Jun 2021 #20

I believe it is within the boundaries of propriety.... lastlib Jun 2021 #52

Yeah, lets move it closer so it is easier to rake the moon forests... Thomas Hurt Jun 2021 #16

That would make a perfect opening scene for a post-apocalyptic science fiction movie. Towlie Jun 2021 #17

The Scene smb Jun 2021 #18

gosh, i dont need to fire off my goof gas gun at all they are doing it themselves . AllaN01Bear Jun 2021 #19

Tell you what, Louie. You get us real Eagle transporters and Moonbase Alpha... JHB Jun 2021 #21

Look at Louie talking al sciency lame54 Jun 2021 #22

Don't worry. Louie. Jeff Bezos is flying up there to take care of business. Midnight Writer Jun 2021 #23

Louie is an idiot LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2021 #24

Believe It OR Not: Louis Buller Gohmert Jr. is an attorney and a former judge wyn borkins Jun 2021 #25

Hahahaha peggysue2 Jun 2021 #27

Class president, Texas A&M University. Baylor Law School. dalton99a Jun 2021 #28

did his dad have a beer distributorship or something? rurallib Jun 2021 #30

No, he was an architect dalton99a Jun 2021 #33

Great restraint by the BLM nominee for not busting out laughing rurallib Jun 2021 #29

Why did the woman say she would have to get back to him? Takket Jun 2021 #32

I suspect Disaffected Jun 2021 #34

Like replying to a road rage incident. rickford66 Jun 2021 #36

I need some asparagus. STAT! 11 Bravo Jun 2021 #35

lol! good one! ... I had to look that up. sarchasm Jun 2021 #44

nut job Layzeebeaver Jun 2021 #38

While it is technologically feasible Disaffected Jun 2021 #39

Somebody Should Tell Gohmert To Jump Up And Down At Noon Every Day... smb Jun 2021 #40

Heh, Disaffected Jun 2021 #48

Probably easier Delarage Jun 2021 #57

True for the first few million years or so Disaffected Jun 2021 #61

Sure, Louie, not only that but we've built a lunar steering wheel. We're going to fly you to the ... marble falls Jun 2021 #41

Here's what we do, Louie. All the people and animals on earth will move to one small Vinca Jun 2021 #42

Well, he found us out. Traildogbob Jun 2021 #43

Dear God. If stupid was a disease Mr. Sparkle Jun 2021 #45

I'd say BLM would be the better agency to do this, not Forest Service CoopersDad Jun 2021 #46

Louie the Dumbster Jilly_in_VA Jun 2021 #47

Life as we knew it by cbabe Jun 2021 #49

he seems to be admitting that climate change is a problem bedazzled Jun 2021 #50

Nuke those suckers! VGNonly Jun 2021 #51

K&R bluewater Jun 2021 #53

Yep! The moon was twice as far away when I was born JohnnyRingo Jun 2021 #54

Someone needs to ask him why his buddy trump didn't already do this. Tikki Jun 2021 #55

I hope someone explained, in deadpan, that would lie well outside the Forest Service's remit. nt eppur_se_muova Jun 2021 #56

Does anyone ever run against him? Delarage Jun 2021 #58

rethugs always looking for better spin scarytomcat Jun 2021 #59

I thought he did mean BLM and was being sarcastic. tavernier Jun 2021 #60

What Did Mark Twain Say? COL Mustard Jun 2021 #62

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2021 #63