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In reply to the discussion: You may be a republican if... [View all]CheapShotArtist
(333 posts)121. You believe your party is for liberty
while it constantly pushes policies that disenfranchise minorities and poor people, take away the right of women to be in control of their own bodies, deprive gays of the right to marry, and evaporate the spending freedom of 99% of the population in favor of 1% of the population.
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...you judge patriotism by the number of American flags and ribbon magnets someone has. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#2
...you believe you engender Christianity in your hatred of homosexuals, Muslims, compassion... n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#4
...you go out of your way to destroy an Obama sign, then complain that Biden was a "bully." n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#5
...you preach intolerance of homosexuality, then get caught with meth and a male prostitute. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#6
Or you hate children, old people, in between people, sick people, homeless people, animals, the
lonestarnot
Oct 2012
#7
Good, but small correction. Romney hasn't even release two years' of full tax returns.
yardwork
Oct 2012
#109
...you cannot offer a definition of socialism, communism, Marxism or even capitalism
begin_within
Oct 2012
#14
...there is a sawhorse with a piece of carpet over it in your driveway for 12 years
begin_within
Oct 2012
#16
...you believe Fox News isn't "fair and balanced," it's too damn liberal! n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#17
...you think that going to church for 1 hour on Sunday makes up for what you did during the week
begin_within
Oct 2012
#25
...you are in favor of tax cuts for the rich because you are sure that someday you will be rich
begin_within
Oct 2012
#29
They think that right up until they retire and try to live on Social Security and Medicare. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#31
...you are alive to call the French "cowards" because people in the Underground died saving your...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#33
...your forwarded e-mail messages display all the recipients, and include all previous forwardings
begin_within
Oct 2012
#37
...you believe all welfare should be cut, as long as you aren't getting it yourself. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#43
...you think we should be drilling for fossil fuels in national parks to bring down gas prices...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#45
If you outsource jobs to China and make money off that and are a defendant in an anti-trust suit.
lonestarnot
Oct 2012
#50
He really is. He creates bullshit. He creates conspiracy. He creates comedy routines... n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#87
...you believe you're a patriot, but actively try to disenfranchise American voters. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#47
...you practially worship the military, until the soldiers come home wounded or traumatized. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#48
...you would rather subsidize a multimillion dollar corporation than give a poor single mother...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#49
The Reagan years were the first time I noticed homeless people on the streets.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#84
...you vote against tax increases yet complain that government services are inadequate
begin_within
Oct 2012
#57
Maybe they think the Santa Ana winds are part of the liberal global warming conspiracy to raise...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#61
you push adoption instead of abortion, but you have never adotped or fostered one of thousands..
2theleft
Oct 2012
#64
You believe that YOU will still be able to take advantage of the "safety net"....
YoungDemCA
Oct 2012
#65
You own guns and hunt but also vote for people that will boot you out of your favorite
brewens
Oct 2012
#70
...you spend hours each day ranting about society's parasites from your room at your mother's house.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#74
...you defend corporations' rights to fire employees, are anti-union, anti-Obamacare...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#79
...you have no problem with everything Romney says being corrected later by his spokespeople. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#86
...your children have been busted multiple times with crack in a zero tolerance state...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#88
Empirical data states the opposite, but they don't let the facts get in the way of doctrine. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#105
...you believe that if something horrible happens to someone, "it's God's will"
begin_within
Oct 2012
#90
That one's particularly offensive. They use it to justify their successes, too. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#106
...if a Democratic politician does something wrong, they need to be crucified, but if a Republican
begin_within
Oct 2012
#91
Newt Gingrich was a contender for republican candidate. Family values? 'Nuff said. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#107
Everyone is a hypocrite at times, but it's so much more obnoxious to be a self-righteous hypocrite.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#116
..the only font you know is Arial and all your memes were done in MS Paint
begin_within
Oct 2012
#115
...you throw tantrums over how much tax money is wasted on things that spend less than 1%. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#120
They don't want tax dollars paying for all of those cosmetic abortions! n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#126
...you see nothing wrong with coercing your employees to vote the way you want them to. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#125
...you blame the President for not creating jobs instead of the obstructionist republicans...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#133
...it's easier for you to believe that "illegal immigrants stole your job" than...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#134
...you spend more time worrying about how others use their genetalia than how much you use yours.n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#137
...you think lynching an empty chair from your tree in the South is a funny political statement.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#139
You think it's treasonous for anyone to criticize the president during a time of war...but only
bluethruandthru
Oct 2012
#145
...you home school your children to protect them from the theory of evolution. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
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