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In reply to the discussion: You may be a republican if... [View all]porphyrian
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...you judge patriotism by the number of American flags and ribbon magnets someone has. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#2
...you believe you engender Christianity in your hatred of homosexuals, Muslims, compassion... n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#4
...you go out of your way to destroy an Obama sign, then complain that Biden was a "bully." n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#5
...you preach intolerance of homosexuality, then get caught with meth and a male prostitute. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#6
Or you hate children, old people, in between people, sick people, homeless people, animals, the
lonestarnot
Oct 2012
#7
Good, but small correction. Romney hasn't even release two years' of full tax returns.
yardwork
Oct 2012
#109
...you cannot offer a definition of socialism, communism, Marxism or even capitalism
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Oct 2012
#14
...there is a sawhorse with a piece of carpet over it in your driveway for 12 years
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Oct 2012
#16
...you believe Fox News isn't "fair and balanced," it's too damn liberal! n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#17
...you think that going to church for 1 hour on Sunday makes up for what you did during the week
begin_within
Oct 2012
#25
...you are in favor of tax cuts for the rich because you are sure that someday you will be rich
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Oct 2012
#29
They think that right up until they retire and try to live on Social Security and Medicare. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#31
...you are alive to call the French "cowards" because people in the Underground died saving your...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#33
...your forwarded e-mail messages display all the recipients, and include all previous forwardings
begin_within
Oct 2012
#37
...you believe all welfare should be cut, as long as you aren't getting it yourself. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#43
...you think we should be drilling for fossil fuels in national parks to bring down gas prices...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#45
If you outsource jobs to China and make money off that and are a defendant in an anti-trust suit.
lonestarnot
Oct 2012
#50
He really is. He creates bullshit. He creates conspiracy. He creates comedy routines... n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#87
...you believe you're a patriot, but actively try to disenfranchise American voters. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#47
...you practially worship the military, until the soldiers come home wounded or traumatized. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#48
...you would rather subsidize a multimillion dollar corporation than give a poor single mother...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#49
The Reagan years were the first time I noticed homeless people on the streets.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#84
...you vote against tax increases yet complain that government services are inadequate
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Oct 2012
#57
Maybe they think the Santa Ana winds are part of the liberal global warming conspiracy to raise...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#61
you push adoption instead of abortion, but you have never adotped or fostered one of thousands..
2theleft
Oct 2012
#64
You believe that YOU will still be able to take advantage of the "safety net"....
YoungDemCA
Oct 2012
#65
You own guns and hunt but also vote for people that will boot you out of your favorite
brewens
Oct 2012
#70
...you spend hours each day ranting about society's parasites from your room at your mother's house.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#74
...you defend corporations' rights to fire employees, are anti-union, anti-Obamacare...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#79
...you have no problem with everything Romney says being corrected later by his spokespeople. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#86
...your children have been busted multiple times with crack in a zero tolerance state...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#88
Empirical data states the opposite, but they don't let the facts get in the way of doctrine. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#105
...you believe that if something horrible happens to someone, "it's God's will"
begin_within
Oct 2012
#90
That one's particularly offensive. They use it to justify their successes, too. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#106
...if a Democratic politician does something wrong, they need to be crucified, but if a Republican
begin_within
Oct 2012
#91
Newt Gingrich was a contender for republican candidate. Family values? 'Nuff said. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#107
Everyone is a hypocrite at times, but it's so much more obnoxious to be a self-righteous hypocrite.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#116
..the only font you know is Arial and all your memes were done in MS Paint
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Oct 2012
#115
...you throw tantrums over how much tax money is wasted on things that spend less than 1%. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#120
They don't want tax dollars paying for all of those cosmetic abortions! n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#126
...you see nothing wrong with coercing your employees to vote the way you want them to. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#125
...you blame the President for not creating jobs instead of the obstructionist republicans...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#133
...it's easier for you to believe that "illegal immigrants stole your job" than...
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#134
...you spend more time worrying about how others use their genetalia than how much you use yours.n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#137
...you think lynching an empty chair from your tree in the South is a funny political statement.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#139
You think it's treasonous for anyone to criticize the president during a time of war...but only
bluethruandthru
Oct 2012
#145
...you home school your children to protect them from the theory of evolution. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
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