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102. It's gotta take a couple of hours

Fri Feb 12, 2021, 05:56 PM

Feb 2021

to slather all that makeup on, and get the hair to have just the right tousle. Or is this done somewhere else? I'm afraid I'm not up on these things.

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Melania Trump disengaged from her husband's second impeachment trial and bitter over Jill Biden's pu [View all] demmiblue Feb 2021 OP

Wow How Very itcfish Feb 2021 #1

She just needs to wait a few months, Jill Biden will be savaged, too Warpy Feb 2021 #97

Has Dr. Biden been on the cover of Vogue yet? They really need to do that. I saw posts on brewens Feb 2021 #2

Mailordia! treestar Feb 2021 #14

IKR Cirque du So-What Feb 2021 #38

Oh, that's a good one. 2naSalit Feb 2021 #60

Malodorous! Evolve Dammit Feb 2021 #92

OMG! Mailordia! calimary Feb 2021 #119

Donald can print up a fake Hustler magazine cover with Melania on it and put it on his golf clubhous keithbvadu2 Feb 2021 #51

Mailordia!!! You win the Internet for the day! 😆 Person of Interest Feb 2021 #72

Where the hell were you people when I put that up numerous times the last year or so? brewens Feb 2021 #104

Hey, I saw it long before now don't worry. Ligyron Feb 2021 #105

Hey thanks. n/t brewens Feb 2021 #106

NO ONE wanted to look at Melanoma musette_sf Feb 2021 #94

I've been using Melodrama central scrutinizer Feb 2021 #99

Any comparison between Ohiogal Feb 2021 #3

✔️ blm Feb 2021 #12

Correct! CaptYossarian Feb 2021 #53

Very few of Redneck base recognize Mel Trump with her clothes on. NCjack Feb 2021 #65

I can't stand to look at her eyes Jimbo S Feb 2021 #73

Who? n/t North Shore Chicago Feb 2021 #4

Exactly Aviation Pro Feb 2021 #7

✔️ jrthin Feb 2021 #42

A high-priced escort Aviation Pro Feb 2021 #5

Yes, I noticed that also. llmart Feb 2021 #22

Maralago is her just punishment. DENVERPOPS Feb 2021 #121

It's kind of hard to expect publicity for someone who does nothing publicly. nt ooky Feb 2021 #6

Well, there was that jacket signaling her indifference pandr32 Feb 2021 #76

She could get some pub for the great success in reducing internet bullying GopherGal Feb 2021 #101

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 flibbitygiblets Feb 2021 #103

Go away and be quiet, Melania. (nt) Paladin Feb 2021 #8

Grift your way into oblivion, Melanie Blue Owl Feb 2021 #9

Jill Biden is brilliant Johnny2X2X Feb 2021 #10

And Joe looked stunning in blue jeans and bomber jacket this morning Walleye Feb 2021 #28

Seeing a man in his late 70s so physically fit is inspiring Johnny2X2X Feb 2021 #33

💕to your very cool dad Walleye Feb 2021 #41

I thought so too bdamomma Feb 2021 #107

She was never really there anyway. She wasn't a First Lady she was just livetohike Feb 2021 #11

Never anything more than an ornament--- lastlib Feb 2021 #57

Speaking of which ShazzieB Feb 2021 #116

Yep. And Donald picked a slug. Nt ooky Feb 2021 #83

What a boring life these people have. JI7 Feb 2021 #13

Such jealousy from Melania. Who knew.????? ProudMNDemocrat Feb 2021 #15

Spa Lunch Spa Dinner gratuitous Feb 2021 #16

No poolside/spa dinners with Barron eh? That self-indulgent call girl! No surprise though. machoneman Feb 2021 #27

She can't pimp Corgigal Feb 2021 #17

What a shallow dumb woman. madaboutharry Feb 2021 #18

What a completely worthless human being! smirkymonkey Feb 2021 #19

+1 ooky Feb 2021 #80

I don't really care, do u? soothsayer Feb 2021 #20

Took it right off my keyboard! Evolve Dammit Feb 2021 #69

But is it I really don't care? I feel like it get it backwards soothsayer Feb 2021 #71

I'm pretty sure you nailed it! Evolve Dammit Feb 2021 #91

So where's the time she spends with her son? greatauntoftriplets Feb 2021 #21

Don't worry about Barron. With caring, supportative parents like he has, I'm sure he'll be fine. FSogol Feb 2021 #58

Or maybe they sent him to drumpf brain-washing school. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2021 #61

I wondered that, too moose65 Feb 2021 #84

In Barron's Defense GopherGal Feb 2021 #100

I really don't care. Do you? gibraltar72 Feb 2021 #23

Gee, whose fault is that? halfulglas Feb 2021 #24

Melania doesn't matter. Guilded Lilly Feb 2021 #25

I really don't care .... Do U? irisblue Feb 2021 #26

Hey, cnn, it is Dr. Jill Biden you jerks. niyad Feb 2021 #29

Ohh, poor malaria. Can't hide out at her parents' house. Trapped at nightmare-a-lago with that niyad Feb 2021 #30

It must be galling for Melania to be unable to brag about having been Donald's handler... FreepFryer Feb 2021 #31

She never wanted to be the first lady ..... jb5150 Feb 2021 #32

I think that's exactly right on the money. As dumb as she is, she seems to know how dumb she is. marble falls Feb 2021 #67

My image of her will always be that photo-op of her Marie Marie Feb 2021 #111

Dr. Flotus ROCKS! Montauk6 Feb 2021 #34

Who wore it best? sheilahi Feb 2021 #35

That was particularly hideous. 3catwoman3 Feb 2021 #89

I thought it was vintage 60s/70s upholstery fabric ms liberty Feb 2021 #124

Hey Melania, The secret is to be human. Don't just act like you care, actually care about something FSogol Feb 2021 #36

Bitter and self absorbed, doing nothing of any consequence with her time, Tanuki Feb 2021 #37

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2021 #109

Not much different from her time intra-White House. tanyev Feb 2021 #39

I really don't care. Do you? SammyWinstonJack Feb 2021 #40

I don't care. roamer65 Feb 2021 #45

I can hardly wait to see flowers and trees in the Rose Garden UpInArms Feb 2021 #43

Well, I've always said billionaires are parasites. PatrickforO Feb 2021 #44

thoughts and prayers HAB911 Feb 2021 #46

Poor, poor, pitiful Melania. It's tough when you're no longer at the top, isn't it? Ford_Prefect Feb 2021 #47

she's prolly working on her foreign linguistic skills again. knowing how to say 'me so horney' in KG Feb 2021 #48

WTF do you do at a spa all day, every day? mcar Feb 2021 #49

I'm sure many busy working moms can relate IronLionZion Feb 2021 #50

what does one do at a spa? all day? demtenjeep Feb 2021 #86

Be Best! IronLionZion Feb 2021 #88

Maybe she has the "Happy Ending" massages ... fierywoman Feb 2021 #118

If one has to ask what one does at the spa all day for days.... Thtwudbeme Feb 2021 #95

It's gotta take a couple of hours Retrograde Feb 2021 #102

Being the wife of a moronic wannabe fascist dictator does have its drawbacks. Roisin Ni Fiachra Feb 2021 #52

Class. bucolic_frolic Feb 2021 #54

Just go away orangecrush Feb 2021 #55

Melania had one advantage over Jill. Melania had a previous first lady who was worth plagiarizing. keithbvadu2 Feb 2021 #56

She's nothing more than a footnote in history. StarryNite Feb 2021 #59

Fawk her and her Chreestmus decorations! rusty fender Feb 2021 #62

A wife...... Butterflylady Feb 2021 #63

I don't really care! Wawannabe Feb 2021 #64

I don't care, do you? muntrv Feb 2021 #66

That name really should be banished from these pages, forever, its digusting Baclava Feb 2021 #68

Who is mad at Dr Biden? LakeArenal Feb 2021 #70

Zero class. According to her former best friend, Melanie is 100% on board the Traitor Train. She Pepsidog Feb 2021 #74

I love how their friends turn against them IronLionZion Feb 2021 #87

LOL. She'll probably start insisting that staff call her "Doctor." catbyte Feb 2021 #75

Playing the victim, duforsure Feb 2021 #77

I love this part of the article! PJMcK Feb 2021 #78

Is it just possible that one of the reasons that Dr. Biden does more "face time" is that... BobTheSubgenius Feb 2021 #79

I don't care. Do U? Snark. Joinfortmill Feb 2021 #81

Boo hoo Melanoma...people want to hear from someone who has something to offer. Your only iluvtennis Feb 2021 #82

Melania will never understand that the difference between herself & Dr Jill is caring about others Hekate Feb 2021 #85

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2021 #110

Same here. I couldn't quite figure her out right up until the caged babies episode where she wore... Hekate Feb 2021 #112

That's been true of almost all the big name first ladies Sgent Feb 2021 #123

If I were jill Biden, I would have been both thrilled... 3catwoman3 Feb 2021 #90

Leakers at the SPA! lol Don't Cha Feb 2021 #93

Nobody gave Melania credit for her Valentine hearts project klook Feb 2021 #96

Malaria gave nothing to this country as First Lady. Totally Tunsie Feb 2021 #98

I just think ANYONE who has to live with that Orange THING is suffering enough. TigressDem Feb 2021 #108

Two P(o)s in a pod ecstatic Feb 2021 #113

Just as the title "President" and the orange booger's name Oldem Feb 2021 #114

A vapid narcissist, just like her fake husband. LudwigPastorius Feb 2021 #115

I will decline comment out of respect for sex workers. RandySF Feb 2021 #117

I don't care WHAT that traitor and his wife think or do. C Moon Feb 2021 #120

Who opted to maintain a less robust calendar... qanda Feb 2021 #122

Melania is jealous of especially the one thing she never has had and never will Pachamama Feb 2021 #125