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238. Romney's campaign is so dead, it briefly created anti-campaign particles before its annihilation.n/t

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Romney's campaign is so dead... [View all] Archae Sep 2012 OP

you are bad madokie Sep 2012 #1

To quote Mrs. Mopar: Mopar151 Sep 2012 #2

Mitt Romney's campaign is dissolving faster than an Alka-Seltzer :) Tx4obama Sep 2012 #3

Flip-Flop, Fizzle, Fizzle! O what a relief it is, Lie, Lie, Lie! n/t woodsprite Oct 2012 #217

The Romney campaign needs a DNR order. n/t sarge43 Sep 2012 #4

Willard's campaign is so dead it's last fundraiser was a wake. MissMarple Sep 2012 #5

Anybody got a fork? cr8tvlde Sep 2012 #6

Romney's campaign is so dead, even the Tea Party won't touch the carcass. randome Sep 2012 #7

K&R chieftain Sep 2012 #8

Romney's campaign is so dead, its newsletter goes out as an EVP. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #9

Romney's campaign is so dead, Matt Rhoades is fossilized. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #10

Romney's campaign is so dead, CSI gave it over to Cold Case. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #11

nice BOG PERSON Sep 2012 #21

Romney's campaign is so dead, Al Qaeda is trying to take credit for it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12

Romney's campaign is so dead, they've hired an exorcist for the Presidential debates. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #13

Romney's campaign is so dead, zombies ignore it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #14

The Romney Campaign is so Dead they called in Quincy, Medical Examiner rustydog Sep 2012 #15

And HE had to call in Ben Casey for a consult! randome Sep 2012 #18

Maura Isles declared it. Aerows Sep 2012 #110

Romney's campaign is so dead, the staff have been removed from voting rolls. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #16

Romney's campaign is so dead, doctors want to remove it surgically. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #17

Romney's campaign is so dead, they're taking advice from Failin' Palin! randome Sep 2012 #19

Romney's campaign is so dead, the ghost of Seamus has buried it! randome Sep 2012 #20

...in a car carrier. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #113

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ed Gein decorated his house with it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22

The Romney Campaign is so dead rustydog Sep 2012 #23

Romney's campaign is so dead, emo kids try to fuck it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #24

Romney's campaign is so dead, hippies are following it across the country. porphyrian Sep 2012 #25

LMAO! Lisa0825 Sep 2012 #185

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the romney campaign is so dead, Donald Trump wears it on his head aletier_v Sep 2012 #26

Ha! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #28

Romney's campaign is so dead... Mitt's making a guest appearance on Adams Family TV show. ~nt 99th_Monkey Sep 2012 #27

Stick a fork in it. It's done. nt Deep13 Sep 2012 #29

Romney's campaign is so dead, even Dr. Clayton Forrester wants nothing to do with it! randome Sep 2012 #38

Somewhere a dog barks as Frank pushes the button. nt Deep13 Sep 2012 #43

Romney's campaign is so dead, Tea Partiers are discriminating against their suits. porphyrian Sep 2012 #30

Romney's campaign is so dead Ted Nugent had it mounted for Sarah Palin's trophy room. yankeepants Sep 2012 #31

Romney's campaign is so dead that Jabba the Hutt froze it in carbonite. Initech Sep 2012 #32

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ronald Reagan has offered to lead it to victory! randome Sep 2012 #33

Romney's campaign is so dead, John Boehner wants his 'oranger' back! randome Sep 2012 #34

Heh, heh. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #73

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Grim Reaper says, "I didn't do that!" randome Sep 2012 #35

That was a good one LMAO! n/t Aerows Sep 2012 #111

Romney's campaign is so dead, actors on stage use its skull as Yorick. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #36

Romney's campaign is so dead, Hell has a 'Closed for remodeling' sign in front! randome Sep 2012 #37

Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign songs are "Over the Rainbow" by Iz Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #39

And they're ONLY available on the Zune! randome Sep 2012 #40

The Romney campaign is so dead, doctors giving up on a patient now call out the "Time of Mitt" Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #41

Haha! gateley Sep 2012 #127

Romney's campaign is so dead, Rebecca Black wrote a song about it! randome Sep 2012 #42

Romney's campaign is so dead, it speaks Sanskrit. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #44

Romney's campaign is so dead, Egyptians want to mummify it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #45

Romney's campaign is so dead, Tibetans have it in a holy book. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #46

Romney's campaign is so dead, they have their watches set to the Jurassic Period. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #47

Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan's exercise routine can't help it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #48

Romney's campaign is so dead, worms are rejecting it as "too gristly." Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #49

Romney's campaign is so dead, John Wayne Gacy has deemed it "too macabre" for his taste. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #50

Romney's campaign is so dead, broadcasters are trying to fill it with anything. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #51

Romney's campaign is so dead, its white papers are written in Latin. n/t beac Sep 2012 #52

Romney's campaign is so dead, the latest campaign bus is a wooden plague cart. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #53

Yet Mitt still says "I feel happy!" beac Sep 2012 #55

Bring Out Yer' Dead!!! msanthrope Sep 2012 #75

Romney's campaign is so dead, disco dances to it. nolabear Sep 2012 #54

Heh, heh. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #71

Romney's campaign is so dead, Haley Joel Osment can see it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #56

Okay, that was especially good. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #59

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Romney's campaign is so dead, it's pining for the fjords. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #60

The only reason it ran in the first place was that it had been nailed there. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #77

Republicans insist it is "just stunned." Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #119

It's not pining! It's passed on! This campaign is no more! porphyrian Sep 2012 #148

Romney's campaign is so dead, Boris Karlof is feeding it golden tanar leaves. L0oniX Sep 2012 #57

Romney's campaign is so dead, Bruce Willis is riding its chopper. nolabear Sep 2012 #58

Romney's campaign is so dead Sookie Stackhouse wants to sleep with it. nolabear Sep 2012 #61

I likes me some True Blood. I was sold as soon as Lafayette did the AIDS burger bit... porphyrian Sep 2012 #94

Romney's campaign is so dead, making a campaign stop is called "going to a better place" Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #62

Romney's campaign is so dead, it's moved to Vermont. porphyrian Sep 2012 #67

Romney's campaign is so dead, it hopes to be reunited with Grandpa and its old dog Sparky soon. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #63

Dodo birds want their entry in the Dictionary of Similies to be removed.. CorBlimeyGuvnor Sep 2012 #65

Romney's campaign is so dead, people getting tarot card reading hope to not get "the Romney card" Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #66

Dr McCoy just said to Kirk: "It's Romney's campaign, Jim." M_M Sep 2012 #68

Romney's campaign is so dead it tweets with a Ouija Board. nolabear Sep 2012 #69

all awesome comments but tweeting with a Ouija board? MFM008 Sep 2012 #105

Bwah! gateley Sep 2012 #129

Romney's campaign is so dead, it crossed Abby Road barefoot. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #70

Romney's campaign is so dead, George Romero is making a movie about it M_M Sep 2012 #72

Romney's campaign is so dead, its headquarters has moved to a mausoleum. porphyrian Sep 2012 #74

Romney's campaign is so dead, he stopped lying about it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #76

Romney's campaign is so dead, Bain has sold it off. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #78

retroactively The Second Stone Sep 2012 #189

Well, yeah, otherwise it would cut into their profits. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #190

Romney's campaign is so dead, my cat wants to roll in it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #79

Romney's campaing is so dead, its pollsters are undertakers. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #80

Romney's campaign is so dead, bill collectors are already nagging the next of kin. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #81

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Aztecs hate them, too. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #82

Romney's campaign is so dead, alligators complain that it smells too gamy. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #83

Romney's campaign is so dead, Napoleon laughed at it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #84

Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan's push-ups grow daisies. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #85

Paul Ryan's campaign is so dead, no astrological event can make it rise from R'lyeh. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #86

Romney's campaign is so dead, they think G. W. is better at math. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #87

Romney's campaign is so dead, "at least it looks peaceful now" has surpassed the economy as Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #88

Romney's campaign is so dead, its homies are pouring out a beer for it. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #89

Ha, good. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #90

Romney's campaign is so dead, its next stop is rigor mortis. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #91

Romney's campaign is so dead, medical texts now define a condition called "Rigor Mittus" BlueStreak Sep 2012 #176

Nice. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #178

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Duggars already have a tribute page on their website. HughBeaumont Sep 2012 #92

I had to laugh at this one...bad, bad! nt msanthrope Sep 2012 #109

Romney's campaign is so dead, they've made Halloween costumes of it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #93

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Health Department wants to shut it down. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #95

Romney Campaigin is so dead they made a movie: Night of the Living Romney Campaign Evasporque Sep 2012 #96

Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans are afraid that it may try to vote in a swing state. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #97

Ha!!! PatSeg Sep 2012 #137

Thank you. porphyrian Sep 2012 #139

hahaha!!!!! Perfect!! jillan Sep 2012 #142

...and thank you. porphyrian Sep 2012 #144

Romney's campaign is so dead, they have to cross the River Styx to go to Starbucks. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #98

Romney's campaign is so dead, Alighieri mentioned it in Divine Comedy. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #99

The Romney campaign is so dead, their new publicity director is John Edward LongTomH Sep 2012 #100

Romney's campaign is so dead, morticians are trying to embalm it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #101

Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to be the subject of the next "Bones" LongTomH Sep 2012 #102

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ed Wood wants the film rights. lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #103

Romney's campaign is so dead... cemaphonic Sep 2012 #104

Romney's campaign is so dead, Comedy Central has scheduled a roast tomorrow night BlueStreak Sep 2012 #106

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Mob buried it in a corn field in Iowa. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #107

Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead Aerows Sep 2012 #108

Romney's campaign is so dead, companies are drilling it for oil. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #112

Romney's campaign is so dead, Lazarus talked about it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #114

Romney's campaign is so dead, this is its theme song... porphyrian Sep 2012 #115

*snort* Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #123

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OMG, I can't stop laughing ... Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #162

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... porphyrian Sep 2012 #188

RCISD......It's been made a god of its own planet. WinkyDink Sep 2012 #116

Ha ha! You rule! Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #117

:-) WinkyDink Sep 2012 #191

Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign manager changed his title to "funeral director." Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #118

Romney's campaign is so dead, sensitive misfit high school girls are writing poetry about it Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #120

The Bell Jar Club. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #125

Romney's campaign is so dead, Harold and Maude attend every rally. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #121

Love it!! gateley Sep 2012 #134

Romney's campaign is so dead, Mexicans are celebrating it with sugar skulls and marigolds. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #122

Romney's campaign is so dead this is their new Facebook avatar. randome Sep 2012 #124

Romney's campaign is so dead Francisco Franco came back to life A-Schwarzenegger Sep 2012 #126

BWAHAHAAAA!! Us Boomers salute you. nolabear Sep 2012 #180

all that's missing is the toe tag. hifiguy Sep 2012 #128

Romney's campaign is so dead..... IT SPARKLES! aletier_v Sep 2012 #130

Like a vampire? Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #156

Romney's campaign is so dead, it is airing a commercial about how Bain Capital caused its death underpants Sep 2012 #131

Romney's campaign is so dead, it is trying to open the airplane windows and jump out underpants Sep 2012 #132

Romney's campaign is so dead, it is self deporting itself underpants Sep 2012 #133

Hannity: .............Romney's campaign is only 47% dead!!!! underpants Sep 2012 #135

Romney's campaign is so dead, Fred Phelps is protesting it underpants Sep 2012 #136

Heh, heh. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #140

Romney's campaign is so dead, it could be Rick Scott's brain. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #141

Romney's campaign is so dead that a wake of buzzards follow him wherever he goes... or should I say jillan Sep 2012 #143

Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead its obituary was written magical thyme Sep 2012 #145

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ann has replaced him on the ballot. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #146

Romney's campaign is so dead, a flag is draped over it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #147

Romney's campaign is so dead, an organist plays "Nearer My God to Thee" before every event. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #149

Romney's campaign is so dead, its new slogan is: "Ours is not to question; God has a plan" Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #150

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan introduces him with "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today " BlueStreak Sep 2012 #154

... Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #168

Rmoney's campaign is so dead oswaldactedalone Sep 2012 #151

Romney's campaign is so dead Seamus the dog pooped on it. Jennicut Sep 2012 #152

Romney's campaign is so dead his speech writers are looking for words that rhyme with "stench" BlueStreak Sep 2012 #153

Romney's campaign is so dead, kids are fighting over who gets to pull the wishbone. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #155

Romney's campaign is so dead, neighbors are noticing a strange stench coming from its headquarters. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #157

Romney's campaign is so dead, its rattle can be measured on the Richter scale. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #158

Romney's campaign is so dead, Elvis spotted it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #160

Romney's campaign is so dead, concerned Democrats think it's a trick. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #161

Romney's campaign is so dead, it's asking for donations "in lieu of flowers." Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #163

Ha, nice. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #165

Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to vote twice in Chicago in November slackmaster Sep 2012 #166

LOL! slumdoggandu Sep 2012 #167

Romney's campaign is so dead, staffers are now called "next of kin." Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #169

Romney's campaign is so dead, we're going to get a Congressional supermajority back. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #170

Romney's campaign is so dead, it has its own postage stamp BlueStreak Sep 2012 #171

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan has "TheStench" in his spam filter. BlueStreak Sep 2012 #172

Someone should send him a personalized license plate. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #182

Romney's campaign is so dead, it is sending fund-raising emails to Dr. Kervorkian BlueStreak Sep 2012 #174

Romney's campaign is so dead, it's been receiving life threats. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #173

Romney's campaign is so dead, Obama's death panel is angry is didn't get a fair chance to kill it. BlueStreak Sep 2012 #175

Romney's campaign is so dead, it has it's own dawn. SalmonChantedEvening Sep 2012 #177

Romney's campaign is so dead, jazz musicians and umbrella-wielding mourners walk behind it. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #179

Romney's thread is so dead: nolabear Sep 2012 #181

Romney's campaign is so dead, it has to bus in its own mourners. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #183

Romney's campaign is so dead, it has a bitchin' Camaro. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #184

Romney's campaign is so dead, Jules said it's dead as fucking fried chicken. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #187

Romney's campaign is so dead, Peter Frampton is working it into an album title. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #192

Romney's campaign is so dead, Jimmy Hoffa found it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #193

Romney's campaign is so dead...Abe Vigoda approves this message. Phentex Oct 2012 #194

Ha! I often feel like his signature expression and picture him doing it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #195

Romney's campaign is so dead, his kids are already in court over their inheritance. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #196

Romney's campaign is so dead, he's taken out the entire republican party with him. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #197

Romney's campaign is so dead, conservatives in other nations are weeping. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #198

Romney's campaing is so dead, nihilists are defending it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #199

RMoney's campaign is so dead, metal just invented a new genre to honor it. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #200

Ha! Romney metal. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #202

... porphyrian Oct 2012 #207

Their next press conference will be a seance jberryhill Oct 2012 #201

Romney's campaign is so dead Dr. Frankenstien gave up. Lint Head Oct 2012 #203

Romney's campaign is this dead sarge43 Oct 2012 #204

Romney's campaign is so dead, he's saying that it's alive and well. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #205

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Grateful Dead offered to play at the funeral for free. davidpdx Oct 2012 #206

Romney's campaign is so Dead, Per Yngve Ohlin is suing from the grave. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #208

Romney's campaign is so dead, it is considered sterile. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #209

Romney's campaign is so dead, Big Bird says, 'Eh.' randome Oct 2012 #210

Romney's campaign is so dead, it helped unemployement go down. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #211

Romney's campaign is so dead, Birthers are questioning its nationality. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #212

Romney's campaign is so dead, the U.S. mint says his likeness will appear on currency next year. randome Oct 2012 #213

Romney's campaign is so dead, museums are bidding on its remains. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #214

Romney's campaign is so dead, Big Bird told the kids it went to live with Mr. Hooper. nt msanthrope Oct 2012 #215

This message was self-deleted by its author randome Oct 2012 #216

So dead, his last speech was written on Sea Scrolls nt Spike89 Oct 2012 #218

Romney's campaign is so dead, even his bronzer looks pale. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #219

Romney's campaign is so dead, Tim Burton is using it for a sequel: Frankenweenie 2! randome Oct 2012 #220

Romney's campaign is so dead, George Burns stopped writing jokes about it out of respect. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #221

Romney's campaign is so dead, Zsa Zsa Gabor is no longer tops in Yahoo's death-watch trends. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #222

Romney's campaign is so dead, the local landfill refuses to accept it! randome Oct 2012 #223

Romney's campaign is so dead, Hale Bopp is wondering why it's not with the rest of Heaven's Gate. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #224

Romney's campaign is so dead, Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are fighting with it. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #225

Romney's campaign is so dead, it now has it's own page on TruTV Crime Library. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #226

Romney's campaign is so dead, dentists use it as an injection-free numbing agent. HughBeaumont Oct 2012 #227

Romney's campaign is so dead, Rafalca is refusing to speak with reporters! randome Oct 2012 #228

Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan is updating his resume! randome Oct 2012 #229

Romney's campaign is so dead, Joe Scarborough is sending it interns! randome Oct 2012 #230

Romney's campaign is so dead, the Pope says, "Pull the plug." randome Oct 2012 #231

Romney's campaign is so dead, a molecule of it has passed through each of us. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #232

Romney's campaign is so dead, Dan Quayle's brain recognizes it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #233

Romney's campaign is so dead, people already remember it fondly. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #234

Romney's campaign is so dead, tacheons from its destruction were detected in 1982. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #235

Romney's campaign is so dead, pall bearers are being selected from the volunteers by lottery. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #236

Romney's campaign is so dead, the President could do nothing but drool in the next debates and win. porphyrian Oct 2012 #237

Romney's campaign is so dead, it briefly created anti-campaign particles before its annihilation.n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #238

Romney's campaign is so dead, its next of kin are Adam and Eve. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #239

Romney's campaign is so dead, traces of it were recovered in the stool of the Siberian mammoth. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #240

Romney's campaign is so dead, his code name is "Cadaver One." n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #241

Romney's campaign is so dead, the media are acting out "Weekend at Bernie's" with it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #242

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan will lose twice this year. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #243

Romney's campaign is so dead, polls do count votes from people in cemeteries. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #244

Romney's campaign is so dead, Sam Jackson yells, "that motherfucking campaign is dead!" n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #245

His campaign was all smoke and mirrors anyway. bushisanidiot Oct 2012 #246

Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan just got his Last Rites. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #247

Romney's campaign is so dead, his eulogy wasn't corrected later by his staff. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #248

Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans have registered it to vote in Florida. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #249