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In reply to the discussion: Romney's campaign is so dead... [View all]porphyrian
(18,530 posts)238. Romney's campaign is so dead, it briefly created anti-campaign particles before its annihilation.n/t
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Romney's campaign is so dead, they've hired an exorcist for the Presidential debates. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#13
Romney's campaign is so dead, the staff have been removed from voting rolls. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#16
Romney's campaign is so dead... Mitt's making a guest appearance on Adams Family TV show. ~nt
99th_Monkey
Sep 2012
#27
Romney's campaign is so dead, even Dr. Clayton Forrester wants nothing to do with it!
randome
Sep 2012
#38
Romney's campaign is so dead, Tea Partiers are discriminating against their suits.
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#30
Romney's campaign is so dead Ted Nugent had it mounted for Sarah Palin's trophy room.
yankeepants
Sep 2012
#31
Romney's campaign is so dead, Hell has a 'Closed for remodeling' sign in front!
randome
Sep 2012
#37
Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign songs are "Over the Rainbow" by Iz
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#39
The Romney campaign is so dead, doctors giving up on a patient now call out the "Time of Mitt"
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#41
Romney's campaign is so dead, they have their watches set to the Jurassic Period. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#47
Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan's exercise routine can't help it. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#48
Romney's campaign is so dead, John Wayne Gacy has deemed it "too macabre" for his taste.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#50
Romney's campaign is so dead, broadcasters are trying to fill it with anything. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#51
Romney's campaign is so dead, the latest campaign bus is a wooden plague cart.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#53
The only reason it ran in the first place was that it had been nailed there. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#77
I likes me some True Blood. I was sold as soon as Lafayette did the AIDS burger bit...
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#94
Romney's campaign is so dead, making a campaign stop is called "going to a better place"
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#62
Romney's campaign is so dead, it hopes to be reunited with Grandpa and its old dog Sparky soon.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#63
Dodo birds want their entry in the Dictionary of Similies to be removed..
CorBlimeyGuvnor
Sep 2012
#65
Romney's campaign is so dead, people getting tarot card reading hope to not get "the Romney card"
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#66
Romney's campaign is so dead, bill collectors are already nagging the next of kin. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#81
Romney's campaign is so dead, alligators complain that it smells too gamy. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#83
Paul Ryan's campaign is so dead, no astrological event can make it rise from R'lyeh. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#86
Romney's campaign is so dead, "at least it looks peaceful now" has surpassed the economy as
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#88
Romney's campaign is so dead, medical texts now define a condition called "Rigor Mittus"
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#176
Romney's campaign is so dead, the Duggars already have a tribute page on their website.
HughBeaumont
Sep 2012
#92
Romney's campaign is so dead, the Health Department wants to shut it down. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#95
Romney Campaigin is so dead they made a movie: Night of the Living Romney Campaign
Evasporque
Sep 2012
#96
Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans are afraid that it may try to vote in a swing state. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#97
Romney's campaign is so dead, they have to cross the River Styx to go to Starbucks. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#98
Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to be the subject of the next "Bones"
LongTomH
Sep 2012
#102
Romney's campaign is so dead, Comedy Central has scheduled a roast tomorrow night
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#106
Romney's campaign is so dead, the Mob buried it in a corn field in Iowa. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#107
Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign manager changed his title to "funeral director."
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#118
Romney's campaign is so dead, sensitive misfit high school girls are writing poetry about it
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#120
Romney's campaign is so dead, Mexicans are celebrating it with sugar skulls and marigolds.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#122
Romney's campaign is so dead, it is airing a commercial about how Bain Capital caused its death
underpants
Sep 2012
#131
Romney's campaign is so dead, it is trying to open the airplane windows and jump out
underpants
Sep 2012
#132
Romney's campaign is so dead that a wake of buzzards follow him wherever he goes... or should I say
jillan
Sep 2012
#143
Romney's campaign is so dead, an organist plays "Nearer My God to Thee" before every event.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#149
Romney's campaign is so dead, its new slogan is: "Ours is not to question; God has a plan"
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#150
Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan introduces him with "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today "
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#154
Romney's campaign is so dead his speech writers are looking for words that rhyme with "stench"
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#153
Romney's campaign is so dead, kids are fighting over who gets to pull the wishbone.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#155
Romney's campaign is so dead, neighbors are noticing a strange stench coming from its headquarters.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#157
Romney's campaign is so dead, its rattle can be measured on the Richter scale. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#158
Romney's campaign is so dead, it's asking for donations "in lieu of flowers."
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#163
Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to vote twice in Chicago in November
slackmaster
Sep 2012
#166
Romney's campaign is so dead, we're going to get a Congressional supermajority back. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#170
Romney's campaign is so dead, it is sending fund-raising emails to Dr. Kervorkian
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#174
Romney's campaign is so dead, Obama's death panel is angry is didn't get a fair chance to kill it.
BlueStreak
Sep 2012
#175
Romney's campaign is so dead, jazz musicians and umbrella-wielding mourners walk behind it.
Arugula Latte
Sep 2012
#179
Romney's campaign is so dead, Jules said it's dead as fucking fried chicken. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#187
Romney's campaign is so dead, Peter Frampton is working it into an album title. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#192
Ha! I often feel like his signature expression and picture him doing it. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#195
Romney's campaign is so dead, his kids are already in court over their inheritance. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#196
Romney's campaign is so dead, he's taken out the entire republican party with him. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#197
Romney's campaign is so dead, conservatives in other nations are weeping. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#198
RMoney's campaign is so dead, metal just invented a new genre to honor it.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#200
Romney's campaign is so dead, the Grateful Dead offered to play at the funeral for free.
davidpdx
Oct 2012
#206
Romney's campaign is so dead, Birthers are questioning its nationality. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#212
Romney's campaign is so dead, the U.S. mint says his likeness will appear on currency next year.
randome
Oct 2012
#213
Romney's campaign is so dead, Big Bird told the kids it went to live with Mr. Hooper. nt
msanthrope
Oct 2012
#215
Romney's campaign is so dead, Tim Burton is using it for a sequel: Frankenweenie 2!
randome
Oct 2012
#220
Romney's campaign is so dead, George Burns stopped writing jokes about it out of respect.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#221
Romney's campaign is so dead, Zsa Zsa Gabor is no longer tops in Yahoo's death-watch trends.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#222
Romney's campaign is so dead, Hale Bopp is wondering why it's not with the rest of Heaven's Gate.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#224
Romney's campaign is so dead, Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are fighting with it.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#225
Romney's campaign is so dead, it now has it's own page on TruTV Crime Library.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#226
Romney's campaign is so dead, dentists use it as an injection-free numbing agent.
HughBeaumont
Oct 2012
#227
Romney's campaign is so dead, a molecule of it has passed through each of us. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#232
Romney's campaign is so dead, tacheons from its destruction were detected in 1982. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#235
Romney's campaign is so dead, pall bearers are being selected from the volunteers by lottery. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#236
Romney's campaign is so dead, the President could do nothing but drool in the next debates and win.
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#237
Romney's campaign is so dead, it briefly created anti-campaign particles before its annihilation.n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#238
Romney's campaign is so dead, traces of it were recovered in the stool of the Siberian mammoth. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#240
Romney's campaign is so dead, the media are acting out "Weekend at Bernie's" with it. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#242
Romney's campaign is so dead, polls do count votes from people in cemeteries. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#244
Romney's campaign is so dead, Sam Jackson yells, "that motherfucking campaign is dead!" n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#245
Romney's campaign is so dead, his eulogy wasn't corrected later by his staff. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#248
Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans have registered it to vote in Florida. n/t
porphyrian
Oct 2012
#249