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Darth_Kitten

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64. Hey, sit and spin on it, boy.

Reply to Quixote1818 (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 07:53 AM

Sep 2012

He's just sore and bitter because women have something called lives.

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I suspect this guy does not have a girlfriend and never will [View all] Quixote1818 Sep 2012 OP

And, I believe, his shirt says, "A TRUE CHRISTIAN" in caps lock NBachers Sep 2012 #1

"True Christian" always needs a ™! xfundy Sep 2012 #4

Yep, a "Real Christian!" And Trademarked too! Wonder if he's also a "Real American," and a RKP5637 Sep 2012 #84

he should check my middle finger for details. roguevalley Sep 2012 #44

Maybe they were out of the "FAKE CHRISTIAN" shirts that day? Whovian Sep 2012 #119

What a hunk! xfundy Sep 2012 #2

Ham? nt ballabosh Sep 2012 #37

The body is a temple of GOD DiverDave Sep 2012 #141

A blob? Rosa Luxemburg Sep 2012 #140

lol at his shirt OriginalGeek Sep 2012 #3

AMEN and GLORY! xfundy Sep 2012 #5

I know RIGHT!? OriginalGeek Sep 2012 #69

The school I went to would tell him he is going to Hell Jamastiene Sep 2012 #102

Looks like Nugent's really let himself go.... SunSeeker Sep 2012 #6

+1000 orpupilofnature57 Sep 2012 #77

lol SammyWinstonJack Sep 2012 #109

LOL 47of74 Sep 2012 #143

His shirt should actually read "I am anti progress". Initech Sep 2012 #7

I thought #6 said "Mostly Depressed" lol Tigress DEM Sep 2012 #8

That adequately describes the "True Christian Woman". undeterred Sep 2012 #68

Whoa. That's a guy? Indpndnt Sep 2012 #9

Have a hug, dude Mopar151 Sep 2012 #48

... Jamastiene Sep 2012 #103

Isn't all that stuff plagiarized? Zambero Sep 2012 #10

I think I'm in love. Marie Marie Sep 2012 #11

Nope, but I can get you the name of a good therapist tavalon Sep 2012 #53

Where/when was this fantasmic display of mantilect? Care Acutely Sep 2012 #12

Almost TWO AND A HALF TONS of pr0n? TheMightyFavog Sep 2012 #92

What, did someone weigh it? 47of74 Sep 2012 #95

Yes, they weighed it at the local recycling center (I suspect partly for fun) and sent it Care Acutely Sep 2012 #135

i suspect you are correct .... marasinghe Sep 2012 #13

or maybe the girlfriend is a blow-up plastic doll. iemitsu Sep 2012 #34

agree with you, absolutely. marasinghe Sep 2012 #41

well, you can't control everything. iemitsu Sep 2012 #50

LOL Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #42

Blow-up doll left him and took the flatscreen. Darth_Kitten Sep 2012 #65

because she brought the flatscreen to the relationship. iemitsu Sep 2012 #85

Impressive. Darth_Kitten Sep 2012 #115

"True Christians" tarheelsunc Sep 2012 #14

That's called a "no true scotsman" fallacy. D23MIURG23 Sep 2012 #75

Bet he does. n/t jtuck004 Sep 2012 #15

He does so have a girlfriend! Here is her picture: Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #16

LOL. And his on the box. bluesbassman Sep 2012 #17

Okay... I am going to out myself as a total sexual rube here Sen. Walter Sobchak Sep 2012 #56

There are entire sections of web sites devoted to videos of guys Jamastiene Sep 2012 #105

sounds like fucking a waterwing Sen. Walter Sobchak Sep 2012 #113

I'm sure there is video of that out there. Jamastiene Sep 2012 #148

I really could've gone my whole life cyglet Sep 2012 #124

I could have too, but Jamastiene Sep 2012 #146

I'm sorry, ma'm, but that information is on a need-to-know basis... JHB Sep 2012 #138

You see, when a man and a plastic balloon love each other ... Kennah Sep 2012 #137

... Jamastiene Sep 2012 #147

wow, mr macho snagged himself an airline stewardess. iemitsu Sep 2012 #88

"Note to self: making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised." Initech Sep 2012 #123

Titus 2..... busterbrown Sep 2012 #18

Koch head sign holder.... midnight Sep 2012 #19

Are you sure that's a guy? jberryhill Sep 2012 #20

I was thinking the same thing blogslut Sep 2012 #125

Too bad that existentialist Sep 2012 #21

I don't understand? DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #22

Would you do it for a.. Confusious Sep 2012 #35

Duct Tape Brazilian? formercia Sep 2012 #106

LOL PD Turk Sep 2012 #23

hahaha! DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #26

yeah I love her PD Turk Sep 2012 #28

I think I do too! 47of74 Sep 2012 #97

Ha! Too funny KT2000 Sep 2012 #31

He'd probably prefer a hawt chick with a strap-on. kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #98

I Douchebag, 24:7 - "Let there be sammiches." chollybocker Sep 2012 #24

Ack! Amaril Sep 2012 #129

What, exactly, BEGS for such a sign? HughBeaumont Sep 2012 #25

yep, my guess is that he adopted the anti-woman stance iemitsu Sep 2012 #91

re:I suspect this guy does not have a girlfriend and never will allan01 Sep 2012 #27

A TRUE ASSHOLE. N/T FourScore Sep 2012 #29

They don't have to cook? TreasonousBastard Sep 2012 #30

Mr. Twinkie short of a ton is such a catch... WCGreen Sep 2012 #32

What he lacks in social graces, he makes up for in physical ugliness. Marr Sep 2012 #33

I wonder where I can get a AsahinaKimi Sep 2012 #36

..and a Mullet shall lead them.. IrishAle Sep 2012 #38

he's a hunk a hunk musette_sf Sep 2012 #39

Troubling that the sign looks mass produced. The country is doomed, damn those morons. freshwest Sep 2012 #40

True DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #43

It is spelled right. Jamastiene Sep 2012 #107

his girlfriend is Rosie Palm BadGimp Sep 2012 #45

It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not a woman. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #46

Gee, thanks DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #47

See? I'm worth a read now and then. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #49

Trust me, that ugly visual never came into my mind tavalon Sep 2012 #54

"Praise the Lord and pass the cheesburgers" came to my mind. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #55

I'm thinking.... lexw Sep 2012 #51

Sleep well tonight. The gene pool is a little bit safer. nt Buns_of_Fire Sep 2012 #52

Nice sources - all forgeries intaglio Sep 2012 #57

Let me play Match Maker mick063 Sep 2012 #58

She was annoying as hell! Here is another one he might actually get Quixote1818 Sep 2012 #96

Are you sure that's a guy? Matariki Sep 2012 #59

Yup. Lucinda Sep 2012 #62

She needs to discover the BDSM community.... BlancheSplanchnik Sep 2012 #110

Haha, I'll tell you a secret Matariki Sep 2012 #150

really? HAHAHAHHAH, that's hilarious!!!!!! You got it right, BlancheSplanchnik Sep 2012 #152

It's probably also his Christian Mingle profile. qb Sep 2012 #60

Even Christians no longer live like that treestar Sep 2012 #61

Actually, most fundies mzteris Sep 2012 #63

Yep, and all he needs to do is go to one of their churches to find girlfriends. stevenleser Sep 2012 #70

Wisconsin Synod is notorious for this... TheMightyFavog Sep 2012 #94

Nice 47of74 Sep 2012 #100

I live in WI now, mzteris Sep 2012 #118

Hey, sit and spin on it, boy. Darth_Kitten Sep 2012 #64

He needs to move to Saudi Arabia. GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #66

Let me know where he is with that sign. MineralMan Sep 2012 #67

His mother must be so proud. TahitiNut Sep 2012 #71

Proverbs 23:21 ... Robb Sep 2012 #72

I'd agree, based on his looks. But as for the sign, you'd be surprised how many religious women Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #73

Any takers, ladies? TwilightGardener Sep 2012 #74

The book of Peter.... Where else.... nt Xipe Totec Sep 2012 #76

This is what religious subsidies by the govt give us. valerief Sep 2012 #78

Gee, it's in the bible, so we all gotta do it - what a F'en fool ... RKP5637 Sep 2012 #79

Jesus is so lucky to have him! nt SDjack Sep 2012 #80

I wish we had a time machine so jerks like this could go live in RKP5637 Sep 2012 #81

... nor a boyfriend! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2012 #82

Proverbs 23:2 aandegoons Sep 2012 #83

It just stuns me that in this day and age, in this country, there are such backward people. n/t Fla Dem Sep 2012 #86

Are you sure that is a guy? Zax2me Sep 2012 #87

Well, duh gleannfia Sep 2012 #89

Did he leave his club and spear back at the cave? PA Democrat Sep 2012 #90

And it's prboably been years since he's seen his only willie! 47of74 Sep 2012 #93

what an a**hole blueamy66 Sep 2012 #99

Good gawd. lonestarnot Sep 2012 #101

Oooh, that guy will turn me straight. Alduin Sep 2012 #104

Hubba, hubba... StarryNite Sep 2012 #108

Don't be so sure. former9thward Sep 2012 #111

I've sent a message to the Duchess... 47of74 Sep 2012 #112

Yuk. City Lights Sep 2012 #114

Wow! He must have women lined up at the door. sarcasmo Sep 2012 #116

I'm betting he's a comedian! sabrina 1 Sep 2012 #117

And he should go on a diet and get a haircut! flyguyjake Sep 2012 #120

I REALLY think that's a woman... YellowRubberDuckie Sep 2012 #121

Most women don't cut their sideburns like that Oilwellian Sep 2012 #127

Men don't keep their nails like that... YellowRubberDuckie Sep 2012 #131

It's Pat? KG Sep 2012 #130

Is he a translater for the Taliban? JoePhilly Sep 2012 #122

Well there's always a hand Bluzmann57 Sep 2012 #126

Standard Mormon doctrine? L0oniX Sep 2012 #128

Not unless he kidnaps one and keeps her tied up in the basement. n/t Cleita Sep 2012 #132

No wonder he is huge. Holding up that sign was the most work he has done in his life. appleannie1 Sep 2012 #133

It would be difficult to respect any woman The Doctor. Sep 2012 #134

Oooh, he looks like quite a catch! distantearlywarning Sep 2012 #136

Lol, yes they probably are... 47of74 Sep 2012 #142

Isn't this Willard Rmoney's specialist in charge of overcoming the candidate's gender gap? Guy Montag Sep 2012 #139

Seen on FB HillWilliam Sep 2012 #144

All I have to say is even Hitler had a girlfriend. aikoaiko Sep 2012 #145

OMG, first glance I thought that was my sister-in-law revolution breeze Sep 2012 #149

A looker like him? You don't think he'll ever find a woman? bulloney Sep 2012 #151