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soldierant

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21. I once heard a joke based on that with the premise
Sat Jul 25, 2020, 11:11 PM
Jul 2020

that a bus driver who gradually pick up a number of people , starting with a woman who said her named was Patty (and she happened to be quite heavey),bu t I have completely forgotten what came after "yeah, the bus is full ... I've got two obese Patty's, ..."

Reconstructing it might e a fun quarantine activity, but not for me.

a classic laugh out loud from wife and I.... dhill926 Jul 2020 #1
I love good satire Gothmog Jul 2020 #2
Trump responds by naming five flavors of pie nt intrepidity Jul 2020 #3
Brilliant! Karadeniz Jul 2020 #13
One of which is actually a frozen custard. Throckmorton Jul 2020 #17
Hahahaha!!! Talitha Jul 2020 #18
I've actually memorized the first 10,000 digits of pi. Dr. Strange Jul 2020 #4
You are quite funny. Mr. Ected Jul 2020 #10
Thanks for the laughs today, Borowitz. Love it. nt crickets Jul 2020 #5
The Con responded saying malaise Jul 2020 #6
Pi is an irrational number, Disaffected Jul 2020 #7
What I really love about this is that Trump may hear about it, Dem2theMax Jul 2020 #8
Reminds me of Steve Martin's sobriety test in "The Man With Two Brains." hay rick Jul 2020 #9
"Greek is such a beautiful language." LOL. Ilsa Jul 2020 #11
The Iliad was written in Latin, but I'll give Borowitz a pass. klook Jul 2020 #19
Oh yeah? *ahem* Two all-beef patties. Special Sauce. Lettuce. Buns_of_Fire Jul 2020 #12
Word is he warmed up by reciting the entire US Constitution n/t sarge43 Jul 2020 #16
I once heard a joke based on that with the premise soldierant Jul 2020 #21
First fifty digits? - What a nothingburger! keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #14
Pie are round. Cornbread are square. louis-t Jul 2020 #15
Bull. I heard Obama CALCULATED the first 50 digits of Pi using an infinite series in his head of progree Jul 2020 #20
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