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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Sat Jul 11, 2020, 09:38 AM Jul 2020

If 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck [View all]



LOL. The scary thing is not that this year is as shit as a plate full of liver and onions, but that we are run by wankers who would defend their right to give us liver and onions instead of ice cream, and would then insist that the truck is actually serving ice cream, that it has never served liver and onions, then say they may have served us liver and onion but that is because it is for our own good, and that liver and onion tastes so much better than ice cream anyway... then they would repeat the core messages enough times that the base now enjoy liver and onions more than ice-cream because the fuckers they voted for told them so...



So very very 2020. But we know that ice cream tastes better than liver and onions however much they try to gaslight us. And if we take this analogy to the very end degree Joe Biden is a democracy flavoured ice cream. Ice cream for all November 2020!!!!

After all:


Huzzah!!!!
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If 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck [View all] Soph0571 Jul 2020 OP
Except I kind of like liver and onions soothsayer Jul 2020 #1
Me too. Hugin Jul 2020 #4
Maybe chicken livers soothsayer Jul 2020 #5
Can we compromise on... Hugin Jul 2020 #8
Cod liver oil. Yuck. soothsayer Jul 2020 #12
Me too Soph0571 Jul 2020 #10
I do as well Mossfern Jul 2020 #17
Diners are great for it soothsayer Jul 2020 #18
... with broccoli sprinkles on top. Hugin Jul 2020 #2
Hey! As a fan of liver and onions, I would rather it say Croney Jul 2020 #3
... or mint peas. Hugin Jul 2020 #6
albatross! eShirl Jul 2020 #7
Noodles and cottage cheese. Hugin Jul 2020 #9
That's a lokshen kugel ... Mossfern Jul 2020 #20
2020 Ice Cream Truck sample flavors . . . hatrack Jul 2020 #11
Boiled okra sorbet. Hugin Jul 2020 #16
I'll go for the liver. You can have my onions. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #13
Same here. Hoyt Jul 2020 #15
Make mine pistachio. oasis Jul 2020 #14
Yum soothsayer Jul 2020 #19
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