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Response to Mike 03 (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 10:40 AM

12. I didn't know she was Jewish. Interesting.

But I want to add a fictional conversation, here, between Gibson and his agent that immediately followed this interview:

Agent: Mel, this is Agent. I just saw you on Jake Tapperís show.
Mel: Yeah? What did you think?
Agent: I think youíre an absolute, frigginí moron who just made my job ten times harder. Thatís what I think.
Mel: Now, wait a minute. You work for me.
Agent: Thatís right. I actually WORK FOR YOU. I got you that appearance so that you could get some public exposure, look good, and remind everyone out there that you are still available for acting gigs. And you screw it all up by accusing Winona Ryder of being an ďoven dodger.Ē An ďoven dodger?Ē How am I supposed to work with that?
Mel: I was just joking.
Agent: Oh, I know. Hardy har har. Look, moron, that shit ainít funny, and nobody is gonna care that you were ďjust joking.Ē You said it. People heard it, and now I am stuck with it. Itís gonna be MUCH harder for me to get you acting roles again.
Mel: I donít have to listen to this shit. You work for me.
Agent: At this point, I will be lucky if I can get you a commercial gig peddling depends underwear, but Iíll try.
Mel: I can fire your ass, you know.
Agent: Go ahead! I doubt you could find another respectable agent at this point.
Mel thinks about it.
Mel: Fine. Iím going out for a drink. Iíll talk to you in the morning.
Agent: You do that. Just keep your mouth shut when youíre out in public, OK? That will be best for all concerned.


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