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Sun May 17, 2020, 12:40 AM

If Trump was president during WW2, he would have kissed Hitler's ass [View all]

Trump wants us to have a military mindset in regards to coronavirus. If Trump was president during WW2, he would have:

  • Kissed Hitler's ass by saying how strong and powerful Hitler is.
  • Claimed Hitler's people worship him
  • Visited Italy and shook hands with Mussolini
  • Claimed that Mussolini was "very powerful and respected"
  • Congratulated Mussolini for making the trains run on time and derided America for having "late trains."
  • Claimed that there are "good people on both sides" in the conflict in Europe
  • Claimed that he can be trusted to "protect the Jews" despite the anti-Semites that surround him because his daughter married someone Jewish.
  • Blamed Pearl Harbor on Hoover even though Hoover left office 8 years before
  • Also blamed Pearl Harbor on Hawaii and their "Hooverite governor"
  • Bombed an empty Japanese fishing vessel, claimed it was a destroyer, and declared victory over Japan
  • Told Hawaii that he has absolute power, but they must fend for themselves.
  • Removed troops from Hawaii because "they didn't pay" and the Japanese are no longer a threat
  • Claimed Hawaii is safe to visit
  • Claimed Democrats are just trying to hurt him politically by pointing out that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor
  • Claimed the British aren't really our friends because they burned down the White House in the "War of 1815"
  • Claimed that Stalin is a tough guy that "knows how to win, just like me"
  • Banned travel from China and claimed that Hoover loved China and that Hoover committed the greatest crime ever.
  • Softly surrendered to the Germans and Japanese.
  • Told people to "ingest" WD-40 because he thinks it will help cure polio.

Trump wants to have a military mindset, but he has already surrendered to coronavirus, because he is weak.

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