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a geek named Bob

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14. ARM THE HIPPIES!!!
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 08:52 PM
Sep 2012

Let's give us liberals protection that conforms to our views...

sleep guns (super low power tasers that induce REM sleep)
teflon and bead spray (spray on the ground in front of your attacker. they come at you, they slip)
Oxytocsin and DMT instead of pepper spray (the stuff that makes you feel hugged, and the dream chemical)

We need to figure out something that would keep a gun from firing, wrap it up, and together we've got a defense against the tea baggers...

I like to mess with their heads... a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #1
My husband proud patriot Sep 2012 #2
I remember one time... a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #7
jeez how rude , to step on the flowers proud patriot Sep 2012 #9
I should have exchanged information with him... a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #13
perhaps he would have been honorable proud patriot Sep 2012 #17
Oh well a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #24
He ran because he saw that he was actually going to zbdent Sep 2012 #3
my money's on the 10 year old girl... a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #5
That's just uncivilized. Iris Sep 2012 #4
You COULD be hippies with guns slackmaster Sep 2012 #6
Here: Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #8
Jerry ! proud patriot Sep 2012 #10
Ha malaise Sep 2012 #11
It's to the point Aerows Sep 2012 #12
ARM THE HIPPIES!!! a geek named Bob Sep 2012 #14
naw I think meth could turn someone republican proud patriot Sep 2012 #18
I'm a hippy and I love me some Slayer, Pantera, Metal Church, Morbid Angel, Slipknot, ect! L0oniX Sep 2012 #15
my parents are hippies dude, dad's likely to vote green as usual proud patriot Sep 2012 #19
... RagAss Sep 2012 #16
he's lifelong member of the NRA because he wan a sharpshooter competition proud patriot Sep 2012 #20
Neither Jerry nor Michael have any real experience with guns .... Scuba Sep 2012 #21
Good job. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22
The idiot probably thought he'd score madokie Sep 2012 #23
It kind of makes me sick that Right wing wackos think they can intimidate women. Jennicut Sep 2012 #25
No romney signs yet. Of course I'm in Napa, CA. demosincebirth Sep 2012 #26
I haven't seen any yard signs either just 3 bumper stickers since may proud patriot Sep 2012 #27
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