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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 03:33 AM

16. I love these "end no-fault divorce!" morans

Conversations like this will be rampant all over America:

"Hi Julie, it's Mary. Can I trouble you for a small favor?"
'Anything for a friend. What do you need?'

"You know John and I have decided to get a divorce, right?"
'Yeah. But I'm not really sure why.'

"We've just grown apart. No big deal. I mean, he's a really sweet guy and I still love him, but we just don't want to be married anymore."
'Well then, I guess it's for the best. Have you worked out the property settlement and everything?'

"Yes. We're going to sell the house and split up everything else equally."
'Then...what do you need me for?'

"Well, a year ago we would have just gone to the clerk of court and filed some paperwork, paid $150 and waited a week. But thanks to Lauren Witzke and her kinder-kirche-kuche shit, no fault divorce has been abolished. Now we are required to have grounds for divorce before we can proceed. Would it be just slightly possible for you to come over tomorrow night and commit adultery with my husband so we can have something to put on this damned form?"
'Anything for a friend, hon. Eight o'clock be okay?'

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