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SheilaT

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5. Although if you're stupid enough to be playing with your gun,

Mon Sep 10, 2012, 11:05 PM

Sep 2012

rather than treating it with the utmost respect it deserves, well then if you shoot your dick off it's hard to feel a lot of sympathy. Plus, if the dick in question hasn't already fathered any children, that's one less idiot contributing future idiots to the gene pool.

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Shooting your dick off while playing with your gun isn't that funny. [View all] Whovian Sep 2012 OP

Expect the gun lobby to ask why you hate freedom. Loudly Sep 2012 #1

Biker here. Plenty of Kevlar. Whovian Sep 2012 #3

Yo Shares... ProgressiveProfessor Sep 2012 #62

Welcome whovian...Need link..... pkdu Sep 2012 #2

This is it. Whovian Sep 2012 #4

Although if you're stupid enough to be playing with your gun, SheilaT Sep 2012 #5

He was cleaning it. Whovian Sep 2012 #7

When that hunk of metal is capable of harming or killing yourself or others... eqfan592 Sep 2012 #12

Cleaning your gun while it's loaded? Brilliant. RedSpartan Sep 2012 #19

In the same respect that an anvil hanging overhead might. Whovian Sep 2012 #22

You can indeed avoid dangers with a gun. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #29

Cleaning it? RobertEarl Sep 2012 #13

ROFL SoapBox Sep 2012 #35

"Cleaning your gun" is army slang, for, well, er, um... Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #42

Exactly right Lasher Sep 2012 #55

Yup Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #57

I think those question marks Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #93

Win! Lasher Sep 2012 #94

I suppose the dick in question might've been, um, slender enough.... lastlib Sep 2012 #102

Why was he cleaning a loaded weapon? Isn't that going against common sense? freshwest Sep 2012 #58

Countless 'hunks of metal' deserve the utmost respect... Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #87

Agree. In 3 years the fool could be carrying in public too in most states. Hoyt Sep 2012 #6

Hoyt, how ya doing? rl6214 Sep 2012 #70

Great -- Happy to be free from those who believe more guns and NRA are good for society. Hoyt Sep 2012 #86

Aw come on, I was just asking howYOU were doing, was the anti-gun commentary needed? rl6214 Sep 2012 #95

If only his dick had a gun…… MrSlayer Sep 2012 #8

If only this thread had another straw-man to lower the level of discourse on the issue. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #10

Couldn't resist. MrSlayer Sep 2012 #18

No worries, it's par for the course I guess. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #23

BEST reply on this thread! yoyossarian Sep 2012 #72

it could be be... well probably is... aliens. dionysus Sep 2012 #61

Bwahaha! Dick pleads self-defense in shooting off man's head. Wait... I'll stop now. freshwest Sep 2012 #59

I tend to disagree. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #9

Are you the guy in that little picture from The History Channel? Whovian Sep 2012 #14

I didn't really think there was all that much to be confused about in my post... eqfan592 Sep 2012 #15

I actually Whovian Sep 2012 #17

I do indeed disagree. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #20

I'm sure we are very much on the same page in many things. Whovian Sep 2012 #27

Holy crap!! eqfan592 Sep 2012 #30

Thumbs up, dude. Whovian Sep 2012 #37

LOL! Good deal. (nt) eqfan592 Sep 2012 #41

Who would teach it, someone endorsed by Grover Norquist and NRA? Hoyt Sep 2012 #34

You have to be joking. You think this nitwit would take classes? rhett o rick Sep 2012 #53

Damn, I've heard of "packing heat" but isn't that just little over the top? mindwalker_i Sep 2012 #65

LOL. A little duct tape and the furnace is fine. My father-in-law never figured it out rhett o rick Sep 2012 #99

It's not funny at all. It's incredibly sad. yewberry Sep 2012 #11

I agree with (aside a grandfather clause) that we need gun licenses and PufPuf23 Sep 2012 #16

No reason... eqfan592 Sep 2012 #24

That original intent is debatable, and even Supreme Court endorses restrictions. Hoyt Sep 2012 #40

Holy shit, I didn't know you were posting on DU, President Jefferson! Scootaloo Sep 2012 #77

That would only work in a very orderly society, which most Americans reject. The genie's escaped the freshwest Sep 2012 #69

OK, but what do all the car accidents, injuries and deaths say about... aikoaiko Sep 2012 #21

So you're +1 for giving drunk drivers the keys to their cars back? Whovian Sep 2012 #25

Your OP didn't mention drinking, nor the incident, nor my reply aikoaiko Sep 2012 #48

I think its a message we need more firearms safety classes available to the public. justanidea Sep 2012 #26

It's not particularly funny, but should we also ban chainsaws? Skill saws? Hammers? Webster Green Sep 2012 #28

Saws are designed for cutting wood, Hammers for pounding nails. Whovian Sep 2012 #31

Ehh, not exactly. eqfan592 Sep 2012 #33

Gimme a break here. Whovian Sep 2012 #45

After reading the replies to the OP... SoapBox Sep 2012 #38

Yeah, but apparently they also do a pretty good job of cutting wood! yoyossarian Sep 2012 #73

A guy in my hometown was trying to cut up some branches with his ... MindMover Sep 2012 #36

Especially Nail Guns. Rain Mcloud Sep 2012 #51

Sure, because comparing building tools to weapons is always the same thing... cynatnite Sep 2012 #54

This could be a runner up to a darwin award lexx21 Sep 2012 #32

If he loses his ability to bear children nadinbrzezinski Sep 2012 #64

It's sad he gets arrested on marijuana charges. hunter Sep 2012 #39

Nobody has to? eqfan592 Sep 2012 #43

Cops and Soldiers get paid to carry guns. hunter Sep 2012 #68

Blah. It's fucking hilarious. cliffordu Sep 2012 #44

I like the above post. Whovian Sep 2012 #47

Second the motion! truebluegreen Sep 2012 #83

It's also pretty funny. Drunken Irishman Sep 2012 #46

We have pubic hair for a REASON! jberryhill Sep 2012 #81

or killing yourself while cleaning one Skittles Sep 2012 #49

Sure, it's funny, unless you witness it... cynatnite Sep 2012 #50

I'll write a note to remind myself of that, should I get the urge jberryhill Sep 2012 #52

My experience with gun accidents Brainstormy Sep 2012 #56

One of the most basic fundamentals: A gun is ALWAYS loaded MercutioATC Sep 2012 #60

1- A gun is always loaded nadinbrzezinski Sep 2012 #63

A kid I went to high school with killed himself by playing with his brother's gun. Jennicut Sep 2012 #66

I think it's hilarious. Lugnut Sep 2012 #67

But it surely is still an iconic Darwin Award. longship Sep 2012 #71

The problem is, it IS funny on a very universal level. yoyossarian Sep 2012 #74

Nah, it's pretty funny. Le Taz Hot Sep 2012 #75

Yes it is. It's funny. Lil Missy Sep 2012 #76

Perhaps, but your thread title is BeyondGeography Sep 2012 #78

Yes it is. Shadowflash Sep 2012 #79

Guns and crimes Eurodriver Sep 2012 #80

agreed Peace-Warrior Sep 2012 #92

New Eurodriver Sep 2012 #82

Only to those who have shot their dick off liberal N proud Sep 2012 #84

To people who don't play with guns, it's fucking hilarious. Iggo Sep 2012 #85

Kinda funny to me. Sorry. zellie Sep 2012 #88

Still makes me laugh, tho', every fuckin time kenny blankenship Sep 2012 #89

Basic gun safety should be taught in public schools slackmaster Sep 2012 #90

With any luck he won't be able to reproduce 4th law of robotics Sep 2012 #91

that's so horribly sad. Whisp Sep 2012 #96

not kinda funny. not sorta funny. i couldnt even read the article. i felt so sad for him seabeyond Sep 2012 #97

How about shooting my gun off while playing with my dick? Is that funny? retread Sep 2012 #98

It's not funny because every sperm is sacred... hunter Sep 2012 #100

A dick is a terrible thing to waste. Kurovski Sep 2012 #101