Ya know...the more i think about it, the more i think I'll be an ex-pat after I retire

[Baitball Blogger]

20. I only got to the two minute mark.

Panama is very conservative in many ways. They will treat you as they see you. You walk into their federal buildings in flip-flops and shorts and they will treat you accordingly -- if they don't throw you out. Remember, they have the benefit of knowing how we lived because many of us Zonians grew up there. And dressing properly when conducting business is one way they'll size you up as a person who should earn the benefit of the doubt, or not.

I'll balance that out by saying that there is a lot of corruption that goes on, especially when it comes to palm greasing -- but there is a whole core of Panamanians who frown against that. They're all my tias, I think.

Seriously. The girl in that video has camel toe. What was she thinking? The Panamanian men don't even wear shorts. They think it's a sign of a weak man.