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Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:56 AM

5. so Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, a hippie, and a priest are aboard an aircraft...

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... when the announcement is made that everybody must bail, but there are only three parachutes. Jimmy Carter states " Ah, as the President of the United States, must take one...", grabs a chute and bails. Henry Kissinger goes:"I, as ve most brilliant person in ze world, cannot leave it in its current state", grabs and jumps. Now the priest says to the hippie: "Son, I have always lives close to the Lord, why don't you tale the last one." The hippie goes: " chill, man, there are enough parachutes for the both of us." The priest: "jump, son, before it is too late" The hippie: "Dude, the most brillianr man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!"

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