Message to All World Leaders - URGENT!!! [View all]
With Halloween fast approaching, it is imperative that you learn to recognize some truly despicable characters who may be trick-or-treating in your countries.
You will know them by their odd request: Instead of candy, they will be asking for dirt on Joe Biden.
One will resemble an orange pumpkin head with a crop circle atop it. He will likely have a UNICEF box for financial donations – but be aware that he has a reputation for collecting funds for charity and then taking the money for personal use.
One of his companions looks like Fred Flintstone – but that’s not a costume. Instead of the traditional “trick or treat”, he will give you a summary of the Mueller report and explain how it totally exonerates his pumpkin-headed friend.
Another companion will appear to be wearing a ghoul-like vampire costume. If you decline to give him dirt on Biden, he may ask for just regular run-of-the-mill dirt to cover his coffin between sunrise and nightfall.
Warning: These are not children – they are adults who have the temperament of four-year-olds, and speak with the limited vocabulary associated with pre-kindergarten youngsters. They are known for their unpatriotic behaviour, and may resort to threats of withholding financial aid if not given the ‘dirt’ they’re looking for.
The best way to determine if these three are indeed who I say they are, a simple skill-testing question can be used to identify them. Asking how much two plus two is, or asking them to find the USA on a map, will immediately out them as the dumbasses they are.
Do not think you are safe because your nation is small, with limited political influence and financial resources. These three idiots are so desperate, they might come knocking on your door anyway – even if they have described you as a ‘shithole country’ in the past.
So be safe – not sorry. If they refuse to leave unless given what they want, just yell Impeachment!!! at the top of your lungs. That’s been proven to scare the shit out of them, and they’ll quickly run away – bone spurs and all.
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