Clue: Jeffrey Epstein Edition is Gonna be a Huge Seller This Xmas (Ferret/Shower Cap)

[real Cannabis calm]

6. Thanks for the memories Ferret:

Back when I was married to a woman that I assisted in obtaining the position of Chief Editor, at the NBC affiliate in Birmingham, Alabama, I bought my children a cute ferret. It smelled sort of like a skunk (no reflection on you) and let it run around in the den.

I realized that a ferret likes hunting rodents in the wild, so I made a screeching mouse noise; and it ran right up to me.

Then, for amusement of the whole family, I made the same sound again.

But that time the ferret ran over and latched its teeth into my elbow!

As I stood up - in horror - flapping my arms, like a bird, while attempting to dislodge the ferret from my arm, my kids and wife began laughing even worse!

I probably still have ferret PTSD.