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Demovictory9

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26. nope. video at link has those words coming from his mouth

Reply to Princetonian (Reply #11)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:26 AM

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Dershowitz: 'I Kept My Underwear On' During Massage At Epstein's Mansion [View all] Demovictory9 Jul 2019 OP

This is what the greatest legal mind of our times comes up with as a defense? ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #1

What happens when you think you are so brilliant rpannier Jul 2019 #23

"Old, old Russian woman - it was a very, very bad ending" dalton99a Jul 2019 #35

Not even in the ballpark of happy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 amywalk Jul 2019 #56

He was giving it his best Chekhovian shot ChubbyStar Jul 2019 #57

"Like about 30ish..." renegade000 Jul 2019 #90

It does explain his continual scramble to defend Trump these past years, though. nt tblue37 Jul 2019 #70

Right? tavernier Jul 2019 #86

God! Every time this guy's name comes up it registers lower on the dirtbag scale. brush Jul 2019 #127

"I was wearing underwear for this picture, I promise!" ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #128

W.T.F.?????? spanone Jul 2019 #2

This is as bogus as "I did not inhale." No one believes that you didn't show spunk at the end. TheBlackAdder Jul 2019 #92

He's lying. I read the transcript from way back then (now 404'd) GemDigger Jul 2019 #3

Remember Zorro Ranch, Stanley, NM (Zorro means 'fox' in Spanish) Ponietz Jul 2019 #46

So, perfectly normal to go to a known party guy's house for a massage, .eh? dixiegrrrrl Jul 2019 #4

don't we all do that? Demovictory9 Jul 2019 #7

not just a massage, but a massage by an OLD FOREIGN LADY! Skittles Jul 2019 #14

"she was ancient, had to be all of 30" n/t dixiegrrrrl Jul 2019 #16

Or 19 MFM008 Jul 2019 #78

From the court filings it seems he considers 15 to be ancient Autumn Jul 2019 #124

The old Russian bag probably made him keep his underwear on. Meadowoak Jul 2019 #102

"Bag?" cwydro Jul 2019 #105

According to Dershowitz, but I'm sure she wasn't hard on the eyes. Meadowoak Jul 2019 #108

And PatSeg Jul 2019 #18

IKR? He is too scared to come up with a plausible explanation. amywalk Jul 2019 #59

Not terribly bright for such PatSeg Jul 2019 #91

That one got me too get the red out Jul 2019 #74

Oh yes, yes exactly PatSeg Jul 2019 #89

What's your point? I'm just coming back from one. Who here Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2019 #22

Practically all my friends have multiple live-in masseuses ... don't the rest of yours? mr_lebowski Jul 2019 #47

never had one Skittles Jul 2019 #68

IKR !?!?! uponit7771 Jul 2019 #65

Not just a friend's house, but a client you're representing for child molestation Major Nikon Jul 2019 #136

This Whole Thing Is Getting Creepier By The Day.....nt global1 Jul 2019 #5

I feel like I am living in the movie Brazil ChubbyStar Jul 2019 #58

Old man going crazy - Twitter womanofthehills Jul 2019 #115

Methinks this Reversal of Fortune is much better than the original. Anon-C Jul 2019 #6

Yuck! 33taw Jul 2019 #8

HA! BigmanPigman Jul 2019 #9

Reporter Jonathan Swan was like "WTF!" madaboutharry Jul 2019 #10

or keep his mouth shut, as he would advise his clients to do Skittles Jul 2019 #15

Is this from The Onion? Princetonian Jul 2019 #11

nope. video at link has those words coming from his mouth Demovictory9 Jul 2019 #26

I swear, you could have 1,000 coked up tv writers scribbling away dixiegrrrrl Jul 2019 #48

Great observation -- this freak show is simply unbelievable. LuckyLib Jul 2019 #55

Actually "Can you fucking believe this shit?" ChubbyStar Jul 2019 #60

AMEN!! uponit7771 Jul 2019 #66

Fucking a right Wawannabe Jul 2019 #134

So did Epstein set up Dershowitz w/underage girls so that he could be black mailed later? Botany Jul 2019 #12

With you on the long game Wawannabe Jul 2019 #39

They are up to their ears in rubles, and that could be reason enough for their cover-ups. nt tblue37 Jul 2019 #72

Notice he did say a massage from an old *Russian* woman. n/t dixiegrrrrl Jul 2019 #95

2 things: Botany Jul 2019 #96

Looks that way. And, of course, they are in fact all dirt balls. yardwork Jul 2019 #138

Yeah. He didn't inhale, either. Eyeball_Kid Jul 2019 #13

My first thought, followed by: flor-de-jasmim Jul 2019 #52

I Fully Expected This to Be an Article from the Onion After Reading the Headline. n/t Indykatie Jul 2019 #17

MY EARS! MY EYES! EveHammond13 Jul 2019 #19

Uh huh Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2019 #20

Gross n/t hibbing Jul 2019 #21

Yeah, but Dersh is a f-ing BS-ing prevaricating lawyer. Is an "old, old Russian woman" RockRaven Jul 2019 #24

Can it get any creepier? Lady Freedom Returns Jul 2019 #25

Speaking for every guy ever, I too had underwear on when something was going on Hassler Jul 2019 #27

I totally did not expect to think about Dershowitz's underwear today jberryhill Jul 2019 #28

... Marie Marie Jul 2019 #32

I pictured him in a pair of loose, dingy tighty-whities LuvNewcastle Jul 2019 #84

And that's just something you'll have to live with jberryhill Jul 2019 #85

With brown skid marks. yellowcanine Jul 2019 #141

Me either JustAnotherGen Jul 2019 #103

Keeping your underwear on is a fungible condition. Midnight Writer Jul 2019 #29

Scummy liar nt BootinUp Jul 2019 #30

No, He Didn't - What Man Goes for a "Massage" with an Underage Girl and Keeps His Underwear On? dlk Jul 2019 #31

Post removed Post removed Jul 2019 #36

Did he turn over and salute? dalton99a Jul 2019 #33

Seriously, dude, stop talking. Initech Jul 2019 #34

Sure you did, Alan. PatrickforO Jul 2019 #37

Well thanks Tighty Whitey Blue Owl Jul 2019 #38

True. An OLD, OLD woman is 17 years old in Trump world itsrobert Jul 2019 #40

Dershowitz is looking more and more pathetic Jarqui Jul 2019 #41

.. Demovictory9 Jul 2019 #133

I wonder which STDs the masseuse gave him? Tre45on Jul 2019 #42

YUK JI7 Jul 2019 #43

I'm sure Alan wore iron underwear. Opel_Justwax Jul 2019 #44

"I only pretended to enjoy it, it's rude to offend" JDC Jul 2019 #45

Old! old! She was old! Kablooie Jul 2019 #49

Briefs, I presume, Mme. Defarge Jul 2019 #50

30yrs old she is. Historic NY Jul 2019 #51

Is that Little Red Riding Hood ?!!! Or GW Bush ??? OnDoutside Jul 2019 #53

Bush! Wawannabe Jul 2019 #135

We really are in the midst of "Ideocracy" -- only evil as opposed to just plain simple. KPN Jul 2019 #54

Maybe I'm trying too hard to make a connection but... TlalocW Jul 2019 #61

Not invited. You left out "not." nt tblue37 Jul 2019 #73

Epstein did not hire old women. True Blue American Jul 2019 #62

Don't call the victims dumb. Maru Kitteh Jul 2019 #94

That was my point! True Blue American Jul 2019 #97

Agreed!! usaf-vet Jul 2019 #137

It was probably Putin. milestogo Jul 2019 #63

Yeah right ... uponit7771 Jul 2019 #64

"Look! If I hadn't accept the massage from that old Russian woman, Epstein might not struggle4progress Jul 2019 #67

Uh huh: tblue37 Jul 2019 #69

"I didn't inhale" Flaleftist Jul 2019 #71

Alan is a fucking disgrace 47of74 Jul 2019 #75

Did it move? underpants Jul 2019 #76

Sounds like something trump would say, but, duforsure Jul 2019 #77

Gee, Alan, did you know that Epstein thought so little of you? Ilsa Jul 2019 #79

Wonder what Harvard thinks? DeminPennswoods Jul 2019 #80

Yeah right. FM123 Jul 2019 #81

Exactly! MaryMagdaline Jul 2019 #126

The dog ate my homework. Vinca Jul 2019 #82

Virginia Roberts is not an "old, old Russian woman" UpInArms Jul 2019 #83

When I read this, all I can see and hear is Jeffery Tambor as George Bluth Sr. n/t CincyDem Jul 2019 #87

Dershowitz said her calloused farm hands caused pain to his back. nt zackymilly Jul 2019 #88

Did she keep her hat on? Kid Berwyn Jul 2019 #93

Excuse me.... calguy Jul 2019 #129

Talk about bumbling TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MFGsunny Jul 2019 #98

Sure he did... MineralMan Jul 2019 #99

Well that's all right then. You are a prince among men, Alan D. Hekate Jul 2019 #100

He doesn't like massages particularly Buckeyeblue Jul 2019 #101

"i don't like massages particularly" rather suggests he was in it for another reason.... unblock Jul 2019 #104

It took the massage to get to the happy ending. Blue_true Jul 2019 #117

Weasel words eleny Jul 2019 #106

Is this going to become the gross version of "I didn't inhale"? tandem5 Jul 2019 #107

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Jul 2019 #109

Dershowitz was only setting up Trump's "Why I fell out w/Epstein" explanation. oasis Jul 2019 #110

Dear Mr. D... Mike Nelson Jul 2019 #111

He has decades of experience as a defense lawyer Dirty Socialist Jul 2019 #112

he has a fool for a client soryang Jul 2019 #113

Yeah, he needs to shut up and hire a lawyer. nt Blue_true Jul 2019 #118

Dershowitz backed up his statement with solid corroborative evidence Marcuse Jul 2019 #114

I. Can't. Even knr Baltimike Jul 2019 #116

He was born in 1938 SoCalDem Jul 2019 #119

I did not read the article or the posts. Everyman Jackal Jul 2019 #120

Um... Tarc Jul 2019 #121

O.M.G. peggysue2 Jul 2019 #122

It sounds like "A Noun, A Verb and 9/11" is his attorney and has been advising him. Autumn Jul 2019 #123

I think that tops Clinton's ... GeorgeGist Jul 2019 #125

This. LuvNewcastle Jul 2019 #142

Going for diminished capacity defense is he? beachbum bob Jul 2019 #130

I wonder what Putin pays for blackmail videos. njhoneybadger Jul 2019 #131

Captain Underpants, eh C_U_L8R Jul 2019 #132

This reeks. Dershy is done. Good riddance yellowcanine Jul 2019 #139

Amazing how much detail he suddenly remembers. yellowcanine Jul 2019 #140

I'm glad I read this AFTER I ate dinner! Was this intentional: "not doing him a lick of good"??? George II Jul 2019 #143