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ck4829

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Reply to tinrobot (Reply #24)

Tue Jun 11, 2019, 06:51 AM

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Eggs to be legally reclassified as chicken in Alabama restaurants [View all] mia May 2019 OP

Is This A Joke Me. May 2019 #1

It's a good joke. ooky May 2019 #2

Considering It Was Cited As Alabama Me. May 2019 #4

Indeed ck4829 Jun 2019 #47

Satire site. Archae May 2019 #3

There Is No Such Thing As Satire These Days Me. May 2019 #7

Yup. Only irony lives on. zentrum May 2019 #13

It's meant to be a joke, unless... mia May 2019 #5

Eggs can only become chickens if there's a rooster involved. cwydro May 2019 #8

No peckers? Dennis Donovan May 2019 #10

Lol, they're nothing but trouble. cwydro May 2019 #21

You mean donald (grab them by the p....)'s friend? Peckers are a dime a dozen. erronis May 2019 #22

Thanks for that confirmation. Collimator May 2019 #14

Yep, tons of irony there NickB79 May 2019 #38

LOL! You're talking BIOLOGY, Alabama doesn't KNOW Biology so the bill could stand! HA! JustFiveMoreMinutes May 2019 #31

I thought this was a hilarious joke. trev May 2019 #27

And I Me. May 2019 #32

heh trev May 2019 #41

Once upon a time I had a girl friend from the South who PufPuf23 May 2019 #36

Never been to Alabama myself trev May 2019 #40

Obviously. The name "Cooter" makes that clear. But it references the anti-abortion laws. nt tblue37 May 2019 #43

This is awesome! jcgoldie May 2019 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Bernardo de La Paz May 2019 #9

Shit! My cat and dogs were pregnant and I had to buy tags for all of their embryos at $20 a pop. TheBlackAdder May 2019 #11

Cutting the gordian knot of the "which came first" problem, I see. JHB May 2019 #12

First? keithbvadu2 May 2019 #17

Ha ck4829 Jun 2019 #48

I was going to comment on its accuracy before realizing it's satire cab67 May 2019 #15

That last line cracked me up! pandr32 May 2019 #18

Agree. And sometimes I feel that way too. Old age, etc.... erronis May 2019 #23

OK then, how would you ask for them over easy? OxQQme May 2019 #16

omg i cant tell fact from fiction samnsara May 2019 #19

Senator Mendocino May 2019 #20

So... an Egg Salad Sandwich is also a Chicken Salad Sandwich? tinrobot May 2019 #24

Yeah, especially if you like egg salad better than chicken salad! PatrickforO May 2019 #26

Right ck4829 Jun 2019 #49

Funny. PatrickforO May 2019 #25

Yes, but "cooter" has another slang meaning, too. (Think of what Trump likes to grab.) nt tblue37 May 2019 #44

Oh. Sorry. PatrickforO May 2019 #45

What a f'ed-up country this is. democratisphere May 2019 #28

LOL ck4829 Jun 2019 #50

Thanks. I needed that question everything May 2019 #29

Oh dear! NurseJackie May 2019 #30

sad me... stillcool May 2019 #33

But hens do not have vaginas (nor lips) nt PufPuf23 May 2019 #34

But, but...what if those white babies-to-be come from a duck or other bird creature??? Backseat Driver May 2019 #35

I get green eggs from my farmers' market Sophiegirl Jun 2019 #51

Used Tampons and old dirty used prophylactics are now called children by... magicarpet May 2019 #37

Paul Simon wrote "Mother and hike reunion"after seeing a dish by that name on Chinese restaurant men underpants May 2019 #39

Thanks for that UpInArms May 2019 #42

Kick ck4829 Jun 2019 #46

Poe's law dictates that someone will believe this and call the state offices. tymorial Jun 2019 #52