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Hekate

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70. I think he has a magic mirror that shows him at age 30...

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 06:31 PM

Jun 2019

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the studliest of them all?"

If it ever tells him the truth he'll smash it to bits.

No, he really does not have any idea how he looks.

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PHOTO: Don & Melania rock the Royals. Give his wardrobe consultant a RAISE! [View all] Miles Archer Jun 2019 OP

that white under layer is screaming to be released! LOL hlthe2b Jun 2019 #1

Yeah, I actually like Melanoma's dress. GoCubsGo Jun 2019 #11

It is a very well done dress irisblue Jun 2019 #22

I agree LiberalBrooke Jun 2019 #53

It's lovely, but did she have to pose as if tishaLA Jun 2019 #95

The dress is beautiful - even for an escort. keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #114

I like the dress and the gloves DesertRat Jun 2019 #118

The dress is fine but WHY the wrinkly-baggy opera gloves? WHY!!?! n/t TygrBright Jun 2019 #63

The dress and hair for Melania, I give an A+ TruckFump Jun 2019 #83

That dress is gorgeous, but the gloves are the wrong kind. I'm old, so I remember the Nay Jun 2019 #132

I, too, am older... TruckFump Jun 2019 #133

Those gloves make her look like she transports toxic waste for a living. displacedtexan Jun 2019 #90

White tie dress requires gloves I believe. onecaliberal Jun 2019 #112

Yes, I think it's protocol with the sleeveless dress. nt DesertRat Jun 2019 #119

I guess Camilla didn't get the memo... GoCubsGo Jun 2019 #129

May be a thing of the past. onecaliberal Jun 2019 #134

That is the most cliche butler's outfit ever! I'm six foot and used to weigh 230 lbs, he's no 230. TheBlackAdder Jun 2019 #78

Yup, I seldom give LaMania credit, but it's due here, and I'll give it. NBachers Jun 2019 #109

Unindicted Donald looks like he's going to explode right out of his clothes. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #2

It makes his hands look smaller. gldstwmn Jun 2019 #47

Why does he look like he's wearing a girdle? dhol82 Jun 2019 #3

Because he is wearing one? GoCubsGo Jun 2019 #12

Probably had to find some old whalebone to strap him in. dhol82 Jun 2019 #15

Ha! I was thinking Boy Spanx. peacefreak2.0 Jun 2019 #59

Where is Melonia's Crown? montanacowboy Jun 2019 #4

She's definitely queen MontanaMama Jun 2019 #29

I was more worried that Mnuchin's gold digger wife would have one on. I saw a tiara next to Mnuchin hlthe2b Jun 2019 #34

The ladies look lovely mcar Jun 2019 #5

He could wear that Purple Heart some poor soul gave him at one of his rallies. dhol82 Jun 2019 #19

Geez, I had forgotten about that mcar Jun 2019 #21

If there was anyone on his staff that were not 100% sociopaths, they would have worked to return hlthe2b Jun 2019 #128

Vs. the Obamas: demmiblue Jun 2019 #6

Michelle is stunning mcar Jun 2019 #26

+1000 stonecutter357 Jun 2019 #36

This look -- the Obamas -- is absolute perfection! TruckFump Jun 2019 #85

+1000. nt ecstatic Jun 2019 #135

The Mango Maestro Blue Owl Jun 2019 #7

Where did the Queen find a penguin? lpbk2713 Jun 2019 #8

Trump seems to have short arms ... CatMor Jun 2019 #9

Well he could have had the sleeves shortened Poiuyt Jun 2019 #110

Waistcoat too long and cutaway too short makes him look like BigmanPigman Jun 2019 #10

Exactly. TruckFump Jun 2019 #86

That's a white tie fashion faux pas. Solly Mack Jun 2019 #13

He looks like a butler. llmart Jun 2019 #14

The butler would have been better outfitted. dhol82 Jun 2019 #20

Unlike Donald, a butler would be professional. keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #115

gag reflex, Prince Phillip saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #16

I think you mean Prince Phillip dhol82 Jun 2019 #23

Yes, correction to follow, thank you. saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #27

do you mean Prince Philip? I heard them talk about this on CNN renate Jun 2019 #24

He is 97 and retired from public life. Tipperary Jun 2019 #49

Thanks for the reminder saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #56

Purse tells her ladies in waiting what she wants irisblue Jun 2019 #75

He must be uncomfortable under that girdle. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2019 #17

Live shot: demmiblue Jun 2019 #18

He looked positively pregnant. Poor Kate Middleton having to be accompanied by Mnuchin... hlthe2b Jun 2019 #37

Agreed Evergreen Emerald Jun 2019 #71

The Queen is terribly bent over. I see why she looks so much shorter than she did with Obama. hedda_foil Jun 2019 #51

The Queen has class. Dem2theMax Jun 2019 #64

Trump bloated belly protrudes out from his waistcoat, threatening procon Jun 2019 #66

ROFLMMFAO!! A wedding going on and everything in his "size" rented out?? Bengus81 Jun 2019 #72

Has Phillip stopped going to State Dinners? I don't see him in the pics MiniMe Jun 2019 #25

Let's just say he wasn't thrilled with the company. dhol82 Jun 2019 #30

The Queen felt obligated to attend. lpbk2713 Jun 2019 #39

The Queen has to attend obamanut2012 Jun 2019 #48

He is 97 and does not attend state functions any more. Tipperary Jun 2019 #52

everyone except Trump looks good here. im actually surprised JI7 Jun 2019 #28

Well, she likes to off her most expensive assets. dhol82 Jun 2019 #31

Those nice new kidneys she got last year? The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #41

Exactly. dhol82 Jun 2019 #91

What's with MF45's MontanaMama Jun 2019 #32

Waiter! edhopper Jun 2019 #33

I wonder if he has any idea how ridiculous he looks. panader0 Jun 2019 #35

I think he has a magic mirror that shows him at age 30... Hekate Jun 2019 #70

trump looks like he is falling over ! stonecutter357 Jun 2019 #38

Too much krill for THAT penguin . . . . hatrack Jun 2019 #40

I think his Spanx are too tight! genxlib Jun 2019 #42

OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #43

Does that idiot ever smile? rurallib Jun 2019 #44

he looks so solemn like he's at a funeral or something IcyPeas Jun 2019 #50

Donald smiles for the right people. keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #116

Here's one DesertRat Jun 2019 #123

Trump looks like if you stuck a pin in his gut, he'd fly around the room. blue neen Jun 2019 #45

Grumpy because he didn't get to take his nap... gldstwmn Jun 2019 #46

No Fox News over there DesertRat Jun 2019 #121

omg is that Erik/c in the back ground??? samnsara Jun 2019 #54

Sporting a serious 5 o'clock shadow TexasBushwhacker Jun 2019 #61

And it looks like he's LAUGHING. Bawhahhaaaaaaaa! Bengus81 Jun 2019 #74

Those poor buttons BeyondGeography Jun 2019 #55

The POTUS is "sucking it in" for the photogs - lol jpak Jun 2019 #57

Trump's white waistcoat is not fitted properly...it's much too long. lapucelle Jun 2019 #58

LOOK OUT!! I THINK IT'S GONNA BLOW!! LakeArenal Jun 2019 #60

giggles from me, the truth is he has saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #65

Dear heaven, COULD they look any tackier? Wow... n/t TygrBright Jun 2019 #62

Yes... DesertRat Jun 2019 #120

Men's formal wear experts, help me out here jmowreader Jun 2019 #67

That can't possible be right njhoneybadger Jun 2019 #68

Mr Creosote moment in 3... 2... musette_sf Jun 2019 #69

That captured it perfectly... Marie Marie Jun 2019 #111

Humpty Rumpy Dump looks soooooooooooooooooooo angry. trueblue2007 Jun 2019 #73

Spot the difference. Gothmog Jun 2019 #76

These pictures are worth a thousand words. Butterflylady Jun 2019 #79

Yep Gothmog Jun 2019 #87

This tux is what happens when you piss off the homosexuals. Gothmog Jun 2019 #131

Obama always looks like a man comfortable in his own skin sop Jun 2019 #103

Why does her dress look like KatyaR Jun 2019 #77

I think it's the lighting for the photo shoot. dhol82 Jun 2019 #92

It looks like the outline of a man to me DesertRat Jun 2019 #122

Donald looks good? TruckFump Jun 2019 #80

+1 Chin music Jun 2019 #105

What is happening with that waistcoat??? Chellee Jun 2019 #81

I think the waistcoat is longer TexasBushwhacker Jun 2019 #88

Or... jcgoldie Jun 2019 #98

Or... Chin music Jun 2019 #108

My theory is that he won't let anyone touch him musette_sf Jun 2019 #93

Blame the 'deep state' tailor keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #117

The queen looks like... Caliman73 Jun 2019 #82

For this thread Gothmog Jun 2019 #84

He looks miserable. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #97

This tux is what happens when you piss off the homosexuals. Gothmog Jun 2019 #130

Yeah. Obama didn't need to wear a bulletproof vest under his. marybourg Jun 2019 #102

Obama would have been impeached had he not worn a flag pin sop Jun 2019 #106

Donald, dammit, tuck in that undershirt! Buns_of_Fire Jun 2019 #89

Under Footman Donald dreams of becoming Head Footman someday. Kaleva Jun 2019 #94

It looks like his pants are made from parachute material. blue neen Jun 2019 #96

Another view of those hideous pants DesertRat Jun 2019 #124

WTF?? Did he actually wear white tie formal trousers with cuffs? SeattleVet Jun 2019 #125

Here is something creepy I noticed in many photos Generic Other Jun 2019 #99

Where is Eric "Waldo" Trump Generic Other Jun 2019 #100

Trumps exposed white waistcoat looks slightly phallic? Freethinker65 Jun 2019 #101

Slightly? SeattleVet Jun 2019 #107

Good one!! Thekaspervote Jun 2019 #126

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Jun 2019 #104

Donald's trying to position himself so it looks like the chandelier is his Biggest & Crowniest Crown NBachers Jun 2019 #113

He looks constipated. But yes, the Royals look very, well, short. Diminutive next to Amazonian. emmaverybo Jun 2019 #127