My Take on Our 2020 Candidates:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Trump's actual net worth is probably less than zero, but he advertised himself

as a successful billionaire businessman, as if that was a qualification for the presidency, which it isn't, even if it had been true. And what good is a president who doesn't know squat about government? How is he going to know whether he picks good people if he doesn't know shit about what he's picking them to do? No. No more businessmen, whether they're really rich or just pretend rich. That goes for Bloomberg, too, although he at least has experience as a mayor.